TOS Caption Contest #101 - A New Hope

[Outpost4]

This new contest may not mean a lot to you but it does to me. This contest will be the first one that includes a screen cap I created. Not really that tough, and certainly not revolutionary, but it's like the first time I made out with a girl. There are now a whole new world of possibilities.

Our winners last time include two folks who haven't won for quite a while and Rat Boy. Of course, Rat Boy. In fact, he had three different captions that made the final cut and could have won. Still, attaboys also go out to Woulfe and DS9Sega. Glad to see you two back in the winner's circle. Somebody's got to keep Rat Boy honest.

Spock: "I shall give you my analysis of the pulsar, but you must guess which hand it is in."

Kevin : HE DID THIS TO ME ! I USED TO BE NORMAL, NOW I'M SHOUTING ALL THE TIME !

DEHNER: No, I won't open my "pod bay doors". And stop calling me HAL!

This next week, the Kirk/Coleman screen cap from Turnabout Intruder was the one I came up with, although it was also suggested by, you guessed it, Rat Boy. Shatmandu submitted the other one.

Have at it!



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (15x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (8x)
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (4x)

Plus one this time for a total of 5!
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (19x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (17x)

Noname Given (2x)
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (24x)

Plus one this time for a total of 25!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (12x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (11x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (5x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

Plus one this time for a total of 4!

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, Arthur.

Scotty: Look at the size of that chicken!

 

[Sir Rhosis]

Kirk/Lester: Baby, you know I love you, but you have to do something about that smiley growing out of your head.

SHATNER (O. S.) You look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's GONE!

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: You know, Vicki, you do look a lot like Carol Burnett.

 

[Outpost4]

Sir Rhosis, same joke. Different punchline:

Kirk: Is that your On button, Arthur?

 

[Sir Rhosis]

^^^No prob; as I'm half computer illiterate, I just hope someone will come along and actually make it a smiley. Plus, my line was lifted from Shatner's famous quip to the actress playing Janice when he had to carry her across set a couple times for a take.

 

[Sir Rhosis]

Kirk: I love a man with Fred Ward hair. . .

Sir Rhosis, really reaching for that one

 

[Outpost4]

^^^No prob; as I'm half computer illiterate, I just hope someone will come along and actually make it a smiley.

You mean like this?

Plus, my line was lifted from Shatner's famous quip to the actress playing Janice when he had to carry her across set a couple times for a take.

For the rest of us, that famous quip was?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Navigator: "I'm about to be replaced by Vomit, I can just feel it."

Spock: "Logically that position in the caption contests is taken by Grignak."

Scott: "Don't sweat it lassie, you're better off out of it before all the sexual innuendo starts. Oh, and is that my finger you're sat upon or have the batteries in your vibrator died?"

 

[Outpost4]

Scott: Aye, lassie, move the camera up. A little higher. Just a wee bit more. There. That's it. We can almost see your tit.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk:

Who can turn the world on with his smile?

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: Look at the size of that chicken!

Spock: "It is a huge cock, Mr Scott. Obviously the male of the species."

 

[Outpost4]

Only you could take an absurd joke and turn it into a dirty one!

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Something tells me you don't like that plan."

 

[Gertch]

Only you could take an absurd joke and turn it into a dirty one!

Thanks but I think there are several others who are skilled in that area!

 

[Sir Rhosis]

Sir Rhosis: Plus, my line was lifted from Shatner's famous quip to the actress playing Janice when he had to carry her across set a couple times for a take.

Outpost4: For the rest of us, that famous quip was?[/quote]

Shatner, sick with the flu while filming the mind transference scene where Kirk/Lester picks up the unconscious Lester/Kirk, struggled to carry actress Sandra Smith across the set to lay her on the bed. Finally, exhausted, he just dropped her on the bed, and said, "You know I love you baby, but have to lose ten pounds off that ass."

From Joan Winston's section of "Star Trek Lives."

Sir Rhosis

 

[Outpost4]

Here's a Dr. Coleman without a button on top if anybody wants it.

- and -

Kirk: First, Arthur, the song is Angel On My Shoulder...

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Kirk: Arthur, would you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Arthur, we need to talk.

 

[Captain Leslie]

Kirk "Hang on a minute! wasnt there just one of those before ?