Caption Contest 4: Crossed Signals

[Triskelion]

As the week draws to a close, it's time to finish the contest, beam back up and swap stories around the replicator and behind each others' backs....

For the first image I actually had narrowed it down between several entries, all of which I discovered were from a single, fiendish mind! Here's just one of several possible winners:

TRAVIS:"Wow!

I think I can see my home continent from here!"


ARCHER:"Travis...shut the hell up."


TRAVIS:"Gotcha..."

Congrats go out to this poster for her short and sweet piece of comedy brilliance:

Trip: Alright everyone say 'Space Nerd'
Everyone: 'SPACE NERD'

There was a tie for the 3rd image....

T'Pol: Impressive. Ensign Mayweather is 6 miles away.

The hills are alive....with the sound of music

And for the 4th image, another tie:

Hey! Over here. I'm holding you a covered parking spot.

The rescue arrived just in time. She had eaten the last of the landing party.

And least but not last, our Photoshop masterpieces....

Cutler: "Ooooooooh shit!"

ROBIN: Holy tress passers Batman! How'd she find the Batcave?

...Too bad there weren't ejector seats on the D!

Congratumalations go out to all the winners, and thanks to all who participated for your hi-larious entries! Can't keep typing LOLOLOLOL but thanks for all the suppressed spit-takes in the office, and dirty screens!

Your prize:

Confused Archer Doll and Action Gazelle!


We next find our heroes confronting the great mysteries of the galaxy and annoying each other with all their handy dandy techno-devices.
The Crossing's the name, and captioning's the game!

Engage!

 

[Triskelion]

Hoshi: Captain! We get signal!
T'Pol: Somebody set up us the bomb!

Thirty-two double D. I win!

Anyone have a gun I can borrow? I only have two.

Don't mock Pilates!

 

[Rat Boy]

Thanks to the new law, Hoshi always wore her Bluetooth while driving.

Phlox: "I believe I've figured out the problem with Subcommander T'Pol, Captain. She's a mannequin."

Archer: "Really? Hadn't noticed."

Tucker: "Dammit, I locked the keys in the shuttlepod!"

Hoshi: "Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!'"

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"Sir...the new Bluetooth gear sucks."

PHLOX:"Pregnant?

NO. No...you're not, Subcommander. But your uterus and birth canal do contain quite a bit of human DNA that matches the medical records of Commander Tucker."

TRIP:"SORRY, guys.

That was me. Chef's enchiladas."

"Get me three AAA batteries for this medical scanner...NOW."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Picking up anything, Hoshi?"

HOSHI:"Not from the alien ship. But I am getting crosstalk from an AM station on Vega Colony. Something about...affirmative action for hybrids and mutants?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI: Hi, I'm Hoshi from Starfleet Insurance....

PHLOX: Just a little trim around the ears and you'll be done.
I can recommend a good shampoo and conditioner if you like.

ARCHER: Anyone else hearing a hissing sound?

HOSHI: As a matter of fact, I do feel lucky!

 

[SFRabid]

Hoshi texting: (Malcom. T'pol is watching me again. I told you we would get caught if we keep playing WoW on the bridge.)

T'Pol: Another checkup? What must I do to convince you that I am not depressed?
Phlox: Might I suggest a laugh a day to keep the doctor away.

 

[Triskelion]

T'Pol: Ensign Sato, please stop humming "My Heart Will Go On". Please. Please.

T'Pol: So in order to protect ship security during the attack, we need you to -
Phlox: U R 2 Good 2 B 4 Got 10. Ha, clever.

Will you calm down, Trip? There are no cooties in the vacuum of space!

What do you mean I keep giving you mixed signals! Love me dammit!

 

[SFRabid]

Archer: "Trip, have you been falling asleep in engineering with your head against the warp drive?"

Somewhere in an alternate universe Mirror Hoshi had a sudden urge to do good.

 

[Nerys Myk]

REED: Crap, I grabbed the wrong sized suit again!
I can barely see over the edge of the visor!

 

[SFRabid]

Travis: "Sir. It worked just as you said. We have traveled back in time to August 5, 2008. I'm settling into a low orbit above Las Vegas."

T'Pol: "The captain is making me beam down to the Star Trek convention. I hate large gatherings of nerds. Give me something to get me through this."

Phlox? "I don't have that many drugs on board."

Trip: "Gotta practice getting off quick shots. Hopefully I will get a picture of Connor Trinner and Jolene Blalock. He is my favorite actor from that period and she is HOT."

Hoshi: "I want to know why I was not invited to beam down to the convention!"

Archer: "You are right Malcom. It is so smoky in parts of Vegas that we DO need environmental suites."
Malcom: "Trip? Are you smoking?"

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"Bad news coming in over the subspace relay, sir.

It's Sci-Fi. The bastards put us on hold until the end of August."

PHLOX: "Odd.

There appears to be a dead, rodent-like Terran mammal embedded in the midsection of your lower colon, Subcommander. Were you and Commander Tucker...experimenting last week?"

TRIP:"I know...I know, fellas.

It smells. Gimme a break. I've been plugged up for a week now."

"Date rape THIS."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Jeez, Trip.

More than a hundred light years from Earth...and you STILL get more action than we do."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/Wesson_album/crossing-000017.jpg

No matter how much they practiced, Archer, Trip and Malcom couldn't get the Charlie's Angels pose quite right.

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX: "Odd.

Why is this hand scanner detecting a PENIS?!"

 

[Triskelion]

Breaker 19, this here's Honey Bee, I be looking for a Smokey report down the ol subspace trail cause we definitely got the hammer down southbound, come back.

I got yer smokey report Honey Bee, this here's Pistol Pete and I been shakin' the bushes all the way from Cow Town. So just put one foot on the floor, one hangin' out the door till she just won't do no more, come on.

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX: "As I suspected, Subcommander...

You've been infected with a particularly virulent strain of Bad Wig Syndrome."

 

[cooleddie74]

Even in the vacuum of deep space, CERTS(tm) gives you that sparkling, peppy Retzin glow!

 

[T'Lin]

Trip: Oh man this is some goood shit.
Archer: Trip are you getting high?
Malcolm: Wait a minute...give me some!

Tilts phasepistol to the side.

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfreller!

Its amazing 105 years into the future and bluetooth hasn't changed that much.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"GREAT.

Alright...who broke the CFL bulb? We're NEVER gonna clean this up."

"I SAID...

YOU pay for the dinner...I get to come first."

The new iPod Sato


Slim...elegant...awkward.(TM)