TOS Caption Contest #96 - Bent Over

[Outpost4]

I logged on today with the intention of changing the contest only to find VillagePhotos.com must have server issues. No pictures. When they get it together, so will I.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "What happened to the lights?"
McCoy: "Someone plugged their electric wheelchair in while the dryer was running and blew the fuse."
Kirk: "Fucking asshole! Is he still in here?"
Pike, after pause, somehow softly: "Beep."

 

[Triskelion]

Which nurse do you want to give you a bath? The human female or the Tellarite male?
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
I'll send him in.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Which side of you do the eight-track tapes go in?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DEHNER:"Dudes...

it's...

it's like I can see the fabric of space-time!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: Shoe's on the other foot now Bitch!

KIRK: Beep?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, Chris.

They wanted me to tell you your Starfleet Medicaid won't cover new wheels on this thing."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk traded a night with Rand for Boyce's best Roofies.

 

[cooleddie74]

Needless microwave and tinfoil accidents not only hurt you...they hurt those who care about you.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEECH & CHONG's

Warped Speed


Coming to a holotheater near you on stardate 1506!

 

[scottydog]

Typical VillagePhotos.com server technician.

 

[SciFi75]

Pike: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Kirk: ::slaps Pike on the back:: Your stuck again, Pike. I'll have to send Scotty to check that out.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: "Will you help Outpost4 change the contest over to a new one?"
Pike: "Beep."
Kirk: "Okay, what can you do?"
Pike: "..."
Kirk: "Well?"
Pike: "Beep-beep."

Kirk: "What's that? Outpost4 won't change the contest because he likes repeatedly seeing men bending over?"
Pike: "Beep."

Outpost4: Bow down to me if you want the caption contest changed!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (thinking): Oh my God. I didn't realize what the radiation did to his testicles.

 

[Outpost4]

Pike: Janice Lester, thanks for the advice!

 

[Outpost4]

"What's that, Chris?

A sehlat is stuck in a well?"

I'm judging the contest right now, and I can tell you already that this won't win, but it's too bad. If you were into Lassie, and, baby, was I into Lassie!, this caption is huge.

Incredibly funny, cooleddie.

 

[cooleddie74]

"What's that, Chris?

A sehlat is stuck in a well?"

I'm judging the contest right now, and I can tell you already that this won't win, but it's too bad. If you were into Lassie, and, baby, was I into Lassie!, this caption is huge.

Incredibly funny, cooleddie.

Thanks anyways! Yeah, even I didn't think it'd be that funny. It was just a quick throwaway caption for shits and giggles.