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TOS Caption Contest #96 - Bent Over

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It was a nice weekend, with better things to do than stay inside and change the contest. Since I'm a hair late, let's make this another quickie. I'll change it again on the 4th of July for a special holiday edition. Now I've just got to figure what in the hell that means.

Wins this week go to Shatmandu and SciFi75, with Nerys Myk bagging a two-fer that should have been posted together but weren't. That's been corrected now. Good going, you sickos.

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Kor: "Our most sacred Klingon proverb, spoken by Kahless himself, says 'If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself."

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"What is this Lemon Pledge of which you speak and what wonders will it bring to our fine table?"

Kirk could always bullshit his way into a good dilithium deal.

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KOR:"Be careful, Boner."

KIRK: "Baroner"

KOR: "Whatever..."

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Kirk tries to defend the number of dick jokes in the thread to the moderators.

Since this next contest will be a four or five day affair, let's go with three pictures this time.

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I hope this sparks up the contest.



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (14x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (8x)
DrBob (7x)
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (18x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (16x)
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Plus one this time for a total of 17!
Noname Given
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (23x)
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Redfern
SciFi75 (4x)
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Plus one this time for a total of 5!
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (10x)
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Plus one this time for a total of 11!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (7x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (10x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (5x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

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Mistress Susan required landing parties to arrive prepared.


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"Blink all you want but I'm not changing any goddamn bag!"


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Dehner was having a bad hair day.
 
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Kirk: "Good work, Scotty. None of us was looking forward to having our O-ring blown while we were trapped in that Turkish prison."
 
Hey, I won! Dick jokes RULE!

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Kirk, sternly: "Mister Sulu, if you continue to reassemble all transported personnel in this manner, I will transfer you to helmsman. Is that clear?"


And just in time for the holiday:

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Kirk: "I told you not to smoke while cooking on a propane grill ..."

-- or --

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Kirk: "Beep all you want! The fireworks are over, and we're going home!"


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Scotty's surprise power supply upgrade for Dehner's favorite vibrator was appreciated ... and deadly.
 
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"EXTERMINATE!!!"

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Come on! We might as well get that one out of the way!

Sincerely,

Bill
 
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Kirk attempts to cheat at winning the Starfleet Marathon.

"On your mark. Get set. "




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KIRK: Dude, you look like crap.
 
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^^^^^
The one and ONLY time Captain Kirk let Mr. Sulu run the Tranporter console.
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Captain Kirk: "Chris, I just saved a TON of credits by switching to GIECO
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On a dare, Lt. Gary Mitchell attempted to plug in the "Walking Freezer Unit".
 
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