Colonel Green swears off genocide, devotes future to romance

[Colonel Green]

That's right Trek fans, Colonel Green, everyone's favorite TOS villain/abusive 'net drunk, is gettin' hitched!

Today was our third (dating) anniversary, so I took my lady down to the oceanside park where we had our 4th date for a picnic (with food from our fav local tearoom), and I popped the question. I'd intended to do it on top of a local hill that we like to hike up, but it was just too freaking hot to hike today, not to mention the lack of shade at the top.

Anyway, she said yes!

We'll be getting hitched sometime next summer!

 

[JonathonWally]

First of all, I just want to say that I'm shocked SHOCKED that you don't look like your avatar.

Second, congrats bro, that's awesome.

 

[captcalhoun]

dude, you look like Rob from Cloverfield.

 

[JuanBolio]

Somewhere between Rob, Joss Whedon, and my brother.

Congrats... but I think you'll regret it. Genocide is fun and profitable - can't you do both?

 

[Omnius]

Congratulations!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Congratulations to both of you. Sounds like you made a great choice of a place to propose.

I love the thread title, too.

 

[Holdfast]

Congratulations! May you have many happy years together.

Maybe your old age retirement plans can include a little bit of ethnic cleansing, in one small part of the world. You know, just to keep the skillz up.

PS. I pulled the images onto separate lines, to stop the page-stretching. Hope that's OK. Don't cleanse me.

 

[ancientone51]

Congrats!

lovely ring, for a world dominating type you have great taste.

 

[TheBrew]

Most people end up finding world domination boring and end up getting married.

 

[Holdfast]

Most people end up finding world domination boring and end up getting married.

More challenging and more dangerous, I hear.

 

[Colonel Green]

Thanks for the well-wishes everyone!

I'm sure I'll still find time to persecute a very small ethnic group on weekends.

As to the pic, bear in mind that we rode our bikes, so I am suffering from helmet hair

PS. I pulled the images onto separate lines, to stop the page-stretching. Hope that's OK. Don't cleanse me.

That's odd, it looked fine when I posted it Thanks for fixing it!

 

[Holdfast]

You probably have a bigger screen than my laptop.

I'm sure I'll still find time to persecute a very small ethnic group on weekends.

I'm glad you won't be giving up your hobbies completely. Every relationship should allow each partner to pursue their own interests sometimes. It's healthy.

 

[Mallory]

Congrats Colonel Green! I hope you and your fiancee enjoy many happy years together.

 

[DarkHelmet]

Colonel Green, on behalf of all us married men on the board, I say..

RUN!! Run like the wind, man! What the hell were you thinking?




Uh..

I mean congratulations.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

Congrats and God Bless you both!

 

[Colonel Green]

Congrats and God Bless you both!

That is very kind of you.

Please accept my apologies for telling you to put a plastic bag over your head Note the "abusive 'net drunk" comment above

 

[archeryguy1701]

Congrats!

 

[The Old Mixer]

You fools, it's a trick! He's just trying to lure us into an ambush!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

You fools, it's a trick! He's just trying to lure us into an ambush!

Anyone who brings a blender as a wedding gift gets marched off to the "private reception area" and is never seen again.

 

[pookha]

congrats to you both..


though shameless has a point.
you could keep the ole skills sharp by practicing on those who bring shoddy wedding gifts.
or wedding crashers