Humor me: is Rachael Ray a biter, screamer, or scratcher?

[Superman]

Or a combination of the three?

I know, what the hell kind of topic is this?

But I catch one of her gazillion shows sometimes and when she's not being intensely annoying, she's kinda sexy, esp. with that darker "slut" hair look she's got going.

So, being I'm a man and have a pulse, I see her and this type of question is one of many I find swirling around in my head (pun very much intended)

Thoughts?

Oh by the way, I'm guessing she's a screamer. Not sure why, just a feeling. And she'd probably make Paula Dean choke on a stick of butter with the dirty talk I bet she uses while she's screaming.

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[Trekker4747]

She's attractive enough, I guess, she was better looking a few years ago when she first appeared and I think she's a little to much weight added on her, but she's still attractive.

But good GOD I couldn't be in the same room with her for more than half a minute before wanting to rip my arm off just so I could have something to throw at her.

She's waaaaayyyy to energetic and says way too many dumb things like she's talking to a classroom full of kindergartners.(Yummo! EVOO!!!)

Ugh. And, frankly, I don't think she's all that much culinary skill and anyone who cannot eat on less than $40 a day (and still tip like a decent human being) shouldn't be eating out.

Plus, I hear she's a big wino and a real "see you next Tuesday" drunk AND sober.

So, I'd probably do her if ever given the opportunity but I'd probably need to put her in a ball-gag or make sure somethings always in her mouth, if you get my drift.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Thanks to this thread, I've imagined her screaming (hoarsely), "I'M GONNA CUMMO!!!" and I hate you both for it.

 

[Mistral]

Thanks to this thread, I've imagined her screaming (hoarsely), "I'M GONNA CUMMO!!!" and I hate you both for it.

Oh, wait, now its in my head, dang it!

 

[Rabittooth]

Not too sure, but there's stuff there I'd sure like to bite.

-Rabittooth

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And she'd probably make Paula Dean choke on a stick of butter with the dirty talk I bet she uses while she's screaming.

Oy. Now *there's* a mental image I did not need.

 

[AJBryant]

Let me know when you want to start talking about Giada de Laurentiis. Mmmm.

Tony

 

[Rabittooth]

Let me know when you want to start talking about Giada de Laurentiis. Mmmm.

Tony

Ever notice she's one of the few people, who, when smiling, shows her entire set of bottom teeth as well as the top?
Creeps me out a it.

-Rabittooth

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Forget Giada.

Nigella Lawson =

 

[Trekker4747]

Not too sure, but there's stuff there I'd sure like to bite.

-Rabittooth

Come on! She did that photo-shoot five years ago!

 

[Trekker4747]

Thanks to this thread, I've imagined her screaming (hoarsely), "I'M GONNA CUMMO!!!" and I hate you both for it.

 

[Worf412]

Oy. Now *there's* a mental image I did not need.

Baba, only you could come into a thread with a title like this one has and be offended by a post therein.

You get a gold star.

 

[Holdfast]

Nigella Lawson =

Amen to that.

 

[JonathonWally]

a real "see you next Tuesday" drunk AND sober.

I would like to experience this first hand.

 

[Rincewiend]

Nigella Lawson =

Amen to that.

Hmmmm...

 

[John Picard]

Based on all of the second-hand information I've heard about Rachael Ray (I don't have cable), I would conclude she's lame in bed. Most overly loud women usually are and have zero imagination.

It's the quiet ones who will surprise you.

 

[Superman]

Let me know when you want to start talking about Giada de Laurentiis. Mmmm.

Tony

Mrs. Superman hates that I automatically come into the TV room from elsewhere when I hear Giada's voice...what I haven't told her is that it's really those succulent breasts, and that such breasts can actually speak themselves to heterosexual men with truly excellent taste in women...as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would say "Ah yaysssss"

Forget Giada.

Nigella Lawson =

And yes, Nigella...again, those breasts...amazing. But also that accent...my God, a gorgeous woman with an English accent...and it appears she has freckles on her breasts....*I'll be in my bunk*

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[Australis]

The way Nigella handles food makes the kitchen a damn sight more sensual. Mmmmmmm/ The way she licks her fingers, the way the lips caress the food... I'll be back later.

 

[Rabittooth]

Come on! She did that photo-shoot five years ago!

And?
Has she been horribly disfigured since then in a blender accident or something?

-Rabittooth

 

[Captain Dago]

Oh by the way, I'm guessing she's a screamer. Not sure why, just a feeling. And she'd probably make Paula Dean choke on a stick of butter with the dirty talk I bet she uses while she's screaming.

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Yeah, I'm guessing screamer, too. My only question is, would she otherwise stop talking long enough to allow me to enjoy the experience?

But I think you're wrong about Paula Dean. I think she's got a real nasty side when she's alone with old whatsisname. Southern women are like that.