TOS Caption Contest #92 - Duck!

[Mallory]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered

Yet another triumph for bad puns! And I'm glad someone got the Peanuts reference.

Kirk and McCoy never forgave Spock for inviting them to his Vulcan Circumcision Ceremony when he entered "gon farr".

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered

Deleted scenes from XANADU were left on the cutting room floor for very logical reasons.

 

[Outpost4]

Vina: There's more to life than dressing well, Dr. Holdfast.

 

[Outpost4]

The script was originally conceived as "Who Works Out For Adonis?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Dammit, why does Nimoy always have to upstage me?"

 

[Kirby]

Sulu: Hey I'm trying to drive, get the hell out of here! You want me to wreck the ship?

Pike: 20 light years sure, but this is the best flea market in the galaxy! So what do you have today?

Old man: Fleas!

 

[Mallory]

Spock: Yes sir, may I have another?

 

[scottydog]

Vena: "All the guys here have pulsating veins on their huge heads."

Pike: "Yeah, right, and I'm a vegetable.... Uh oh."

 

[Mallory]

Pike (into communicator): ...and a LARGE...ORANGE...DRINK!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Vina: I dunno Pa. I guess he's purdy enough and he does have all his teeth..."

 

[Michael]

Thanks for the win, Outpost4!

Kirk: "Oh no, not again."

 

[M'Sharak]

Vina: There's more to life than dressing well, Dr. Holdfast.

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Kirk: "Oh no, not again."

 

[asdf1]

Although Shatner found every excuse there ever was to take off his shirt, he never found one to compete with Nimoy's "clinging to hold on to a window before he was lost in space forever" reason.

 

[Kirby]

Kirk: "Gentlemen, I'm hungry. Harold, Kumar set course for White Castle warp factor six."

 

[chancellorjake]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered

Kirk: Mmmm! Fresh meat for the grinder.

HASKINS: She's, technically, still a virgin and is worth at least three times what you're offering. I'm not running a charity, Captain.

Spock would often, secretly, remember the, exquisitely pleasurable, two weeks he spent at Samuel T. Cogley's villa. He hadn't realized that pain cold be delightful, until after those weeks had passed.

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode 444 - Daze Of The Future Past

Kirk : For the millionth time, we're no longer playing follow the leader.

Pike : Hey, is that a Thermos brand Thermos sitting there ?

Spock (thinking ) : I'm too sexy for my shirt.... To sexy for my shirt.... So sexy it hurts....

 

[Rat Boy]

It's the dance craze sweeping the Federation!

Haddaway (yeah, he's singing, hard to believe): " What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love

Oh I don't know
Why you're not fair
I give you my love
But you don't care
So what is right
And what is wrong
Give me a sign"

 

[chancellorjake]

*Shakes Fist at Rat Boy*
Damn! Now that song is going to be eating away my brain for days!

 

[MANT!]

Alright, the girl, 6 goats, the blankets, the Thermos, and some postcards for your Federation blue jeans...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk:"Anyone seen my cat?"
Spock: "Negative, Captain."
Sulu: "I don't like Pu... cat , sir"
2nd blue shirt: "I'm Mexican sir"

Pike: [Thinking]"She gets Three thumbs up!!... Oh wait...."
Vena: [Thinking] " Captain is that a Phaser in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me"
HASKINS:[Thinking] "Starfleet pervert!"