What is more useful?

[AlxxlA]

Spock or spork?

Spock: Highly competent first officer, emotionless. Very useful.
Spork: Both spoon and fork, convenient pocket size, also emotionless. Also useful.

 

[Michael]

Well, depends. Who plays Spork? And more importantly ... is it bifurcated?

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

Shouldn't this be a poll?

 

[EEE]

Does the spork come with self-sealing stembolts? Or must they be purchased seperately?

 

[Kryton]

It's flatware, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It's flatware, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

 

[MANT!]

Spork..

Spock...

I think I'll let the ladies decide...

 

[AlxxlA]

Shouldn't this be a poll?

I'm too lazy.

 

[Kryton]

Well, DUH! If you can't be bothered to change between a fork and spoon!

 

[Outpost4]

This Spock is a cross between a spore and a fuck, so it is also a spork. No difference.

 

[MANT!]

Or a spuck....

big difference there...

 

[BigC]

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.........

 

[Nerys Myk]

The best of both worlds

 

[MANT!]

"Spock to Captain, Man am I gonna have fun tonight!!!"

 

[FalTorPan]

I think I'll let the ladies decide...

I just hope that the ladies who find a spork to be more "useful" than a Spock keep their reasons to themselves.

 

[Outpost4]

As a child, Spock had a sporked penis.

 

[erastus25]

As a child, Spock had a sporked penis.

...worthless without pictures...

 

[deg3D]

OMG, LMAO!

Spock... help me... Spock...

Wait, forget the Abe and the curtain, I'm hungry for some KFC mashed potatoes and gravy...

Spork... help me... Spork... :9

deg