TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell

[chancellorjake]

Vanderberg: As you can see, gentlemen. Any man will be able to locate the mystical G-Spot, by following these easy to understand instructions.
Kirk: The What???
McCoy: The Hell???
Spock: Amateurs!

 

[Shatmandu]

With thanks to SirRhosis for the heads up:

Spock, stern: "Mister Sulu, please stop making shadow puppets on the wall to Vanderberg's left and join our conversation, please."

 

[Triskelion]

^ THANK YOU!

Vanderburg: And over here in the south lots we'll put the No Kill Imax, between the Drunken Scot Bumper Cars and the Captain's Log Flume.

McCoy: What do the red areas represent?
Vanderburg: Oh, various things. Shooting ranges and brothels, mostly.

Kirk: I'm in. How much investment were you looking for?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Uh, I think we'll just get a cab."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Shit, man, I'll never find the Food Court ..."

 

[Triskelion]

You guys like my new poster? It says "Hang in there, baby!" See? It's a kitten.

 

[M'Sharak]

With thanks to SirRhosis for the heads up:

<snip>

Joe, now has spotters?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"As my orbital scans confirmed, sir...

High-grade chiba."

KIRK:"No offense, Mr. Vandenberg, but that's the WORST looking ant farm I've ever seen in my life."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Affirmative, sir.

A Sasquatch.

That...or we've encountered a planet populated by giant furry lesbians or basketball players."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Look, here in the scat, it's Grace Whitney's acting chops!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "You know, Captain, every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful...if you just take the time to look at it."

Kirk: "You're some guy, Spock."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"The vegetation here is bland and scarce, but low-level animal grazing in limited feeding areas might prove efficacious."

KIRK:"The what with the why and the HERE how?!"

VANDENBERG:"As you can see, the area of blue Crayola marker begins...here. And continues until it reaches Sharpie Cavern."

 

[Redfern]

Spock: "You know, Captain, every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful...if you just take the time to look at it."

Kirk: "You're some guy, Spock."

The really scary thing is, I get the reference! "The Phantom Planet" as riffed by "Mystery Science Theater 3000", right?

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

And these are our proposed upgrades for the Enterprise...

 

[Swarles Barkley]

And these are our proposed upgrades for the Enterprise...

Is it me or is it getting meta in here?

 

[Michael]

And these are our proposed upgrades for the Enterprise...

Is it me or is it getting meta in here?

NOW it's getting meta:

 

[John Picard]

SPOCK: Most illogical. There is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port...

VANDENBERG: The shaft leads directly into the reactor system. A direct hit should set off a chain reaction, which will destroy the station.

SPOCK: Told you it was fucking illogical.

Oh man! This is the best!

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Told you it was fucking illogical.

Oh man! This is the best!

<bows>

 

[Gepard]

The really scary thing is, I get the reference! "The Phantom Planet" as riffed by "Mystery Science Theater 3000", right?

Sincerely,

Bill

Yup.

 

[Plecostomus]

Yeah we have a winner. No topping that one.