TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell
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"A shapeshifter Captain, it may have assumed the form of a crew member."
"How will we spot it Spock?"
"It cannot hide its shadow, which is always tall, narrow and triangular."
Now gentlemen, here's one from my abstract period; I call it Café Avec Asswipe.
Vanderberg: "The blue represents the Obama sectors; the red the Hillary sectors."
Spock: "Illogical that this Hillary would claim victory, then."
Vanderberg: "Yes."
McCoy: "Uh huh."
Kirk: "Fuckin' A."
Spock: "Captain, I have rendered unconscious the buggering hillbilly. Your pig-like squealings were a perfect way to alert me to the dire situation."
Kirk: "Uh, yeah ..."
Kirk: "Just the one? Really?"
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Vanderberg: "It has killed many of my men. Most I didn't care for, but still ..."
At episode end:
Vanderberg, yelling out window: "You young Horta STAY OFF MY FUCKIN' LAWN!"
Kirk: "Well, perhaps all is not perfect. <All laugh; Kirk flips Communicator> Three to beam up ..."
And in this one from some member named EliyahuQeoni, Spock says, "Interesting, Captain. Dr McCoy appears to have been eating an abnormally large amount of corn recently..."
So do you guys want to watch Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon, or World of Whorecraft?
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Vanderberg: "It has killed many of my men. Most I didn't care for, but still ..."
That one had apple close to flying through my nasal passages
Why? I don't know, I guess I get a kick out of thinking of my own co-workers being dissolved in acid.
Vanderberg: "It has killed many of my men. Most I didn't care for, but still ..."
That one had apple close to flying through my nasal passages
If anyone dies in a caption-related incident, I can actually be held liable in California and Massachusetts. Damned liberals!It's the casualness and the economy of it that gets me.
Joe, civil suited
I think you've tapped something with that caption, the Mr Burns or Zapp Brannigan in all of us.
Vandrberg: "Seen here in red is the mens route to the jeans section. In blue, we have the womens route to the changing rooms."
Spock: Ah, the Giants.
So do you guys want to watch Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon, or World of Whorecraft?
So do you guys want to watch Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon, or World of Whorecraft?
Kirk: "Is 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' out again?"
"And, flawlessly executing a Reverse Fenton-Mudd Gambit (1957/1 revision), I
arrive at... Mornington Crescent!"
"Well, I'll be dipped in... "
"He has done it, Dr. McCoy. None of your cornpone outbursts will be of any use."
Vanderberg; "Hell yeah, Spock ran for it, security caught it right here."
Jean-Paul Vanderberg: And this my friends is my newest masterpiece. The new unisex uniform all Starfleet personell will have to wear starting this fall.
McCoy (thinking): Dammit, I'm a doctor not a supermodel.
Spock (thinking): Good thing I'm always shaving my legs anyway.
Kirk (thinking): I wonder how Rand, Chapel and Uhura will look in it.
SPOCK: Most illogical. There is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port...
VANDENBERG: The shaft leads directly into the reactor system. A direct hit should set off a chain reaction, which will destroy the station.
SPOCK: Told you it was fucking illogical.