TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell

[Outpost4]

It's time to give Lt. Sulu a break and go back to a normal one week long caption contest. But first, the winners:

This week it was Nerys Myk, Nerys Myk or Nerys Myk. Not surprisingly, Nerys Myk won, along with Shatmandu.

Now all George needed was a life sized Shatner voodoo doll.

Spock: "Okay, if we're going to do this, it has to be rough and I've got to call you 'Sarek' the entire time ..."

Nerys Myk's dominance this week lets me take care of another oversight. Mike definitely belongs in the Mudd Club. Beyond being one of those captioners who can move from raunchy to an obscure cultural reference at warp speed, he created Carl Spock. While Shatmandu named Carl in an earlier caption, it was Mike that gave Carl his face. He made him real. Next Mike did the photoshop for Diamond Jim Kirk, which lead to the whole Pimp My Starship universe we have now. Creating an alternate reality is a Star Trek tradition, and for that, Nerys Myk belongs in the Mudd Club.

Again, we are going back to a week long contest for these new pictures. The first one was suggested by Shatmandu after watching the remastered version of A Private Little War.

Let Chief Engineer Vanderberg show you the way!


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (13x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon
Diesel Micky Dolenz (7x)
DrBob (7x)
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (16x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory (3x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (5x)
Nerys Myk (15x)

Plus one this time for a total of 16!
Noname Given
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (21x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (3x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (8x)

Plus one this time for a total of 9!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (7x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (5x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Look, Jim, I wrote your name.

Vanderberg: Starfleet's new health plan is easy to understand...

 

[Michael]

Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?

 

[Shatmandu]

My win for last week illustrates the true meaning of Memorial Day! Thank you!

Spock: "I couldn't wait. Plus, Starfleet regulation only mentions cultural contamination, Captain."

Dr. Vanderberg: "With the help of the makers of Habitrail products, I've mapped your man Sulu's digestive tract."

 

[scottydog]

Vanderberg: "Blast it. I can never follow mapquest directions."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Spock, you're only half the man you used to be."

Spock: "And soon you'll be twice the man you currently are."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "After examining your ... leavings, I have ascertained that you need to add bran to your diet."
Kirk: "Give it a fucking rest, Spock ..."

Vanderberg: "Your mission is to travel back in time and murder the man who originally laid out Boston's streets ..."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: You know what they say about a mugato with big feet, don't you?
Kirk: They wear big gloves?

 

[Michael]

Vanderberg: "Oops! Wrong chart."

 

[Shatmandu]

Vanderberg: "The Kirk Wing of the Enterprise Mission Museum will have many special exhibits ..."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Those mugato prints are several days old. They seldom stay in one place...it's right behind me, isn't it?

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "We would do well to not build a fire here, Captain, due to the arid condition of the fauna."
Kirk, whining: "But I love camping at Butt-Crack Rock!"

-- or --

Kirk: "Let me get you your Snipe Hunting bag; they'll be running soon. <snorts>"
Spock: "Affirmative."

Pimp Vanderberg: "Well, gentlemen, we've got a few new ladies. And McCoy, Bubbles has asked that you not pick her ever, ever again."
McCoy: "But I brought the hypo for ass-to-mouth!"

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode # 365 - Do you know the way to San Jose ?

Spock : You're sure you know the way to San Jose ?

Kirk : Perhaps I should of looked at a map before we beamed down here.

Vandenberg : Here's how to you get to San Jose.

 

[Triskelion]

Now gentlemen, here's one from my abstract period; I call it Café Avec Asswipe.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Jesus, Spock! At least put on a rubber glove before you go digging through a pile of mugato shit!"

Vandenberg: "And by following this diagram, you can see how the last caption contest I was in ended up in a bowling alley with those two scrawny little Asian guys in thongs."

 

[Woulfe]

Kirk: "Jesus, Spock! At least put on a rubber glove before you go digging through a pile of mugato shit!"

Vandenberg: "And by following this diagram, you can see how the last caption contest I was in ended up in a bowling alley with those two scrawny little Asian guys in thongs."

Spock : Well, there is this bowling ball on your desk right here....

 

[Rat Boy]

Vandenberg: "And by following this diagram, you can see how the last caption contest I was in ended up in a bowling alley with those two scrawny little Asian guys in thongs."

Spock : Well, there is this bowling ball on your desk right here....

Spock: "...and I believe Mr. Sulu wears a..."

Kirk: "Not now, Spock!"

 

[Triskelion]

Captain - recommend immediate departure.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Spock! Are you insane? You'll burn your bifurcated penis off!"

Vandenberg: "Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo mile due up. Then west in an astro-arc deviation to here, then following the great circle seven radiolubes south by downeast, by astro-astrolabe to here, here, then here, then to here, and here, by thirteen point strato-cumulus bearing four million light-years, and thus to our destination. Now do you know how to reach Planet X?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

[sallyfield]you like me, you really like me [/sallyfield] Thanks for the win and membership in the Mudd Club.