TOS Caption Contest #89 - Come Again?

[Shatmandu]

Blue Splotch: "This air is very warm, Red Splotch. <raises eyebrow> Very ... warm ..."
The Music: "Chicka-bow-wow, chicka-wow, chicka-wow ..."
<The splotches all begin having unprotected sex.>

 

[cooleddie74]

Spirit and psychic holography in the 23rd century commonly revealed many "orbs," thought by some to be the spirits of dead Klingon warriors lost in limbo between mortality and Sto-Vo-Kor.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Let's give him to Sergeant Gayman! He'll know the right thing to do with him!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Psychedelic flying tribbles.

 

[Mallory]

Vulcan projectile vomiting was clearly a new experience for most humans.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Am I having a stroke?"

Guard 1 to guard 2: "You just had to ask for a big prick huh?"

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode # 200 - Once More With Feeling

Over the speakers : ~/o' Slow down you move to fast, ya' gotta make the moment last, kickin' up the cobble stones, doot da doo doo, feeling groovy. 'o\~

Military Guys : We'll use the Shatner battering ram, C H A R G E !

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Vulcan projectile vomiting was clearly a new experience for most humans.

Scotty; Ewwwww, he got it on the Doctor!

 

[hmbnimbus]

Despite filming an episode of "Star Trek" at the time, William Shatner wasn't immune from conscription for the war in Vietnam.

Kirk: ...in...the..sky...with...diamonds...

 

[Triskelion]

Lights: You will all proceed to make sex with this female.
Ensign: What, again?
Scot: Like I need a bloody light to tell me.

Ready the beret, men!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"The contest is OVER!!

You can put me down now, assholes!!!"