TOS Caption Contest #89 - Come Again?

[cooleddie74]

"Does this mean we're the Zetarans' 1,000,000th customer or something?!"

 

[Outpost4]

Great photoshop, beaker!

It was Freiberger's idea to get Deodato to cover the Star Trek theme, too.

 

[M'Sharak]

^

"Attention, K-Mart shoppers!"

 

[Outpost4]

M'Sharak, thanks. At least you and I get the joke. I'm not sure how many folks under 40 will.

 

[Michael]

Great photoshop, beaker!

I agree. That's great!

 

[M'Sharak]

M'Sharak, thanks. At least you and I get the joke. I'm not sure how many folks under 40 will.

What, isn't Being There out on DVD yet?

 

[S'kai]

The planners forgot to re-adjust the anti-gravity compensators when they beamed Troi's birthday cake back to the early 23d century.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: Look a butterfly, there! No there! On the Doctor's head!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What the? That's the Star Wars Disco Theme, Spock!"

 

[Michael]

DJ Spock is in da house!

 

[Outpost4]

The Air Force only deployed the Kirk Battering Ram when absolutely necessary.

 

[Michael]

Shatner went to great lengths to finally do his Director's Cut of Star Trek V.

 

[Rat Boy]

President Merkin Muffley: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

 

[A beaker full of death]

Great photoshop, beaker!

I agree. That's great!

Thanks!

 

[scottydog]

DJ Spock is in da house!

If Ceiling Spock is watching you masturbate, DJ Spock is watching you gyrate.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Shatner tries to save the last remaining copy of Star Trek V.

KIRK: Who made the coffee?

 

[Tim]

OFFICER: They said this guy likes head...

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "We must be getting close to that planet we dumped those damn hippies off on."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "How many times do I have to tell you idiots. Don't open the washing machine during the spin cycle!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Gene Roddenberry may have created the IDIC and copyrighted the lyrics to the Trek theme, but even he drew the line when Shatner suggested the Kirk sex doll, and had the prototype disposed of.