TOS Caption Contest #89 - Come Again?

[Outpost4]

Everyone feel good after your quickie? Relaxed and refreshed? If not, don't worry. We're going to do it again. This will be another 3-4 day contest.

Last week's perverts, errr, winners, were Triskelion and M'Sharak. In fact, neither of these two captions were dirty. What's wrong with you guys? Don't you know you are supposed to be trashy to be funny? I guess not, and I love you for it.

In the Old West, where men were men and the horses
had got sick and tired of it all and moved on...

A pledge pin? On your uniform??

Nice work. Here are the new pictures. I'm saving the gay Sulu pic for the second half of the week.

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (13x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon
Diesel Micky Dolenz (7x)
DrBob (7x)
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (16x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory (2x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (7x)

Plus one this time for a total of 8!
NCC-1701 (4x)
Nerys Myk (15x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (20x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (3x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (8x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (7x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (4x)

Plus one this time for a total of 5!
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk needed to learn to stop throwing himself at other men.

Kirk: No! Wait until midnight for the confetti drop!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "It was either this or assault your fists with my face ..."

Shatner's Girdle: "Grooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn ..."

 

[Joshua Howard]

"Resistance is Futile. Ramming Speed!"

Scotty: "I didn't know they broadcasted the BBC this far out!"
Kirk: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Spock. "Interesting."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Goddammit, let me at those reels! I have to be in the new movie! I have to be!"

Spock enters his Pollock phase in art.

 

[cultcross]

Shatner: "Goddammit, let me at those reels! I have to be in the new movie! I have to be!"

Swore I'd never use this phrase, but FTW!

 

[cultcross]

Everyone: "strange lights!"
Carl Spock: "They're like always there, man"

 

[Rat Boy]

Mira Romaine: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win, Outpost4!

Kirk: But it was just normal birthday cake!
Spock: Illogical. Out here, it's all space cake.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: Doctor, your brains are showing!

 

[Rat Boy]

Mira Romaine: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"

Mira Romaine: "...OF ZETAR!"

 

[Maurice]

It would take weeks for McCoy to get Spock's spooge out of his hair. And Mira never did kiss Scotty again after...

 

[M'Sharak]

Last week's perverts, errr, winners, were Triskelion and M'Sharak. In fact, neither of these two captions were dirty. What's wrong with you guys? Don't you know you are supposed to be trashy to be funny? I guess not, and I love you for it.

No overt trash, perhaps, but with a little imagination on the part of the reader, it could be just filthy.

Thanks!

Shatner: "Goddammit, let me at those reels! I have to be in the new movie! I have to be!"

Now, then...

"HA HA HA HA! Your puny revolvers and sharp turtleneck dickies
are no match for my patented Captain Kirk Flying Butt Slam™!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty became concerned when the pink elephants turned out to be blue and everyone else could see them.

 

[cooleddie74]

The time-honored practice of "35mm Reel Slamming" at Guantanamo Bay was soon discontinued after complaints were lodged.

KIRK:"Whoaaaaaa, Bones...the colors!!"

McCOY:"Spock was right, Jim...this stuff is the shiz-nit!"

 

[Outpost4]

Hillary Clinton's cash problems were apparent with this balloon drop after her win in West Virginia.

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO!!!

Not the Harry Reems movies!!!"

"Damn asbestos."

 

[Outpost4]

I'm a rocket man!

 

[A beaker full of death]

Suddenly, Bill had a feeling that the series wasn't going to last much longer...

 

[cooleddie74]

Gays in the military failed miserably once Kirk decided to bring Sulu along to the Omaha Air Base.