TOS Caption Contest #88 - A Quicky

[hmbnimbus]

When the call came from the choreographer to lower the bar, George Takei took it the wrong way.

 

[Outpost4]

from nearby sty:
Pig#1 - Jealous?
Pig#2 - Oink!

 

[Gertch]

"Hey guys! This is a great place to work out huh."


"Hey guys, who wants some bacon with their sausage?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

KIRK: "I'm setting up a Glory Hole for Yomen Rand's Birthday, Any volunteers?"

 

[Outpost4]

And to think the censors were worried about a kiss.

 

[MANT!]

6th Security Guard--- I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here!!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; Alright, this new clone-o-matic device should stem the horrific losses to our security division, but don't push it Giotto.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Inform Galactica there's no sign of Cylon activity on the Enterprise.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: "These Leslie clones are very fit, Mister Giotto. <raises eyebrow> Very ... fit ..."
The Music: "Chicka-bow-wow, chicka-wow, chicka-wow ..."
<They begin having unprotected sex.>

Apologies for the blatant copy and paste, but what could be more wonderful than a gay clone orgy.

 

[Gertch]

Anything. Up to and including death.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "You are "D" Squad; "D" for "dunsels." When I say: "Hey, dunsels!" that means you. You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives. I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here. "

Wesley: "Payback is a bitch!"

 

[Redfern]

...but what could be more wonderful than a gay clone orgy.

As long as the clones in question are "lipstick" lesbians, I'm cool with that!

(I'm sooooo getting banned for that, ain't I?)

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Mallory]

When they met again later on Holberg 917-G, one of the names Flint left out when he discussed his immortality was Lieutenant Commander Giotto, the Immortal Security Officer.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The Mother Horta is ovulating, men. This means there's a one-in-twenty chance at least one of you will be leg humped by a creature capable of dissolving through solid rock in mere seconds. Good luck on your future disability claims."

 

[cooleddie74]

The Gay Harvest was mighty fine back in '67.

 

[Maurice]

As long as the clones in question are "lipstick" lesbians, I'm cool with that!

(I'm sooooo getting banned for that, ain't I?)

Are you familiar with the term "Ludovico technique"? You qualify for that, except you'll be forced to watch hairy "bear" porn instead of lipstick lesbians.

 

[M'Sharak]

Just then, Captain Kirk could have sworn he heard banjo
notes. But no, that was impossible... wasn't it?

"Just remember, Mr. Giotto: fuck this up, and I'll let the computer kick your ass."

 

[NathanielM]

no pictures. So I can't really caption. It wouldn't be fair.

Nathaniel

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "The 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy has worked for centuries, so yes, Mr. Sulu can help out with security on weekends ..."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

no pictures. So I can't really caption. It wouldn't be fair.

Nathaniel

You can't see any pictures you mean? Same happened to me in the TNG caption contest, I've no idea why.