And now, I'm back, with a new B7 episode, Deliverance!!!
WOOHOO!
- A space station! Rotating! ...wait, if they have artificial gravity, why do they have a rotating station like '2001'?
And where they got that clip of the rotating station from? B7's first season was so tight in budget, a lot of which was put to the main Liberator set (which, based on the documentaries and other extras, had been punted around badly.)
- My favorite bad girl! Following dots on a screen!

- Now we're on a shuttle! The pilot informs us that since they're passing close to a certain planet, they're on the right path to their destination! I must say, navigating space is peculiar to the B7 universe.
No much of an argument here. 2D grids to chart out 3D space (what sort of weird scale are they using) do oversimplify things, but - akin to sea travel, perhaps, looking up at the right time of day (sun position) night (constellations, predictable in location per year anyhow) to see a star is something ancient sea-faring humans did to know they were on course. That said, outer space being much larger, reference points do require a lot more work and mapping. But if I arrived near a recognizable planet and, having remembered the course set on my journey, it does narrow things down. Where would we be without computers the moment space travel is actually feasible?
- But wait! The planet's gravity is pulling them in! Oh no, the pilot passed too close!!! ...what?!?
Probably a leftover from 60s sci-fi, like Doctor Who, where the Ice Warriors followed a satellite beam that directed them to the sun instead of the moon and they somehow couldn't change course to get free of the sun's gravitational pull... (due to limited fuel, of course... but at infra-luminal speed, that ship will still take a while to get there if nothing else... what would the Ice Warriors do for all those months before slowly being barbecued...)
- Now the shuttle explodes!!!!! My favorite sadist smiles sadistically. Of course she has something to do with it!!!
- And for the first time, we see the planet's inhabitants, who look like some kind of NeanderthBWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA, sorry, I had to pause the episode. I know everyone there was doing their best, but these primitive-like people were just too ridiculous!
Yeah, the season 1 budget was impressive for its miniscule nature, but the inhabitants don't really do it for me either. I recall the story's pacing being a tad slower than usual as well.
- The Liberator just so happens to be in that area. It's amazing how small the Galaxy is in B7. I have neighbors I don't see for months, but our heroes are always in the right place at the right time!
B7's opening credits and various f/x shots show an impossible number of planets that Liberator whizzes past (and not to scale, ouch!) As stories don't have a consistency regarding the sense of space, even the otherwise magnificent "Duel" has Travis stating other patrols managed to prod Blake "into this galaxy", which opened up a slow of questions and later a lot more as otherwise the Terran Federation feels as if it's only got a small part of our galaxy and not across multiple galaxies...
- Our heroes descend on the planet and immediately split up, like in the best horror movies!
Terry Nation could often make the tropiest of tropes tropied more interesting, but he was definitely wearing out having just written the bulk of the season, with script editor Chris Boucher increasingly having to fill in plot gaps. It's no wonder Boucher took over to make the show his own. He knew the guts of what made B7 work as well as Terry Had.
- They find their first victim. They look for identifying marks and find... A wallet? Huh? I have to say, I don't remember the last time I saw a pedestrian wallet in a sci-fi series set in space!
LOL!!! But wallets and personal ID were and will always be around and needed.
- Our heroes find the survivor, but Jenna is captured by Neanderthals!!! And no one notices anything!!!
The power of plotting...
- Cally passes the time with some really cool VR headsets! Okay, that's a good techno-futuristic idea, considering the Walkman hadn't come out yet!
Definitely proof that more than Trek could put out ideas... oh, the same prop was used in "The Way Back" and possible "Seek-Locate-Destroy" as well. Oh, that title is not to be conflated with the Dalek battle cry either, but Cally or Blake pinched one from somewhere.
- And on the spaceship they realized they were lost Jenna "But wasn't she with you?" "Not with you!!!" Jeez. I know these aren't professional soldiers, but they're pretty smart people. Didn't they learn anything from the time they lost Cally?!?!
Nope. The power of plotropia can't allow that for non-serialized shows.

Besides, I was snoozing when the previous one aired so I wouldn't have noticed. (Or that's what some may have done, it's the other reason shows of the time weren't tightly serialized; having to get newcomers or casuals up to speed all while weaving a continuing plot that doesn't annoy those fans there since the first episode is a daunting task...)
- As the rest of the crew go to save Jenna, Blake and Cally check the dead man's wallet and discover that he's a surgeon, or rather... A SPACE SURGEON! Probably deals with space-colds, space-appendicitis and space-migraines. Did Star Trek TOS also put the prefix "space" everywhere???
TOS did on occasion, but I think Terry made it his own by this point.
- Well, the other survivor wakes up, mega info dump. Okay. The guy finds a gun from who knows where and Cally is taken hostage. In the same episode, both women become damsels in distress. The attitude towards women in this series is schizophrenic.
Better than the 1960s, worse than the 1990s.
- My favorite female villain with Travis! I love their exchanges. Servalan explains her evil plan, so evil it even shocks Travis. And it seems like a stupid plan, too. If they blow up the shuttle, don't they also risk losing the McGuffin?
Calculated risk, and they could get other power packs if needed.
- Meanwhile, our heroes on the planet are attacked by Neandarthals BWAWAWAWA (sorry, I can't resist). Avon kills one, but there are so many of them that they are forced to flee.
- Now, a quick pause. How useless are our heroes' weapons? A modern automatic would have massacred the natives. This one seems to be as effective as an 18th-century musket. I can assume that Avon and the others didn't mean to kill them all, but nothing in the episode suggests that. And anyway, it was self-defense.
Now imagine if the Federation had a machine gun style laser light gun... the guards would whip 'em out all while wearing the VR gear and their imagine they were zapping at rats or bunny rabbits or something.
- However, our heroes take refuge in a bunker where a sort of vestal virgin welcomes them.
- Now, it's clear someone in the costume department screwed up. Why isn't her dress see-through?!?! When I see B7, I have very specific expectations about how the female alien guest of the week should be dressed!
That one's easy: The see-thru material was more expensive. Show was out of budget at this point.
- Now this woman kneels adoringly at Avon's feet as soon as she sees him, mistaking him for some god from a prophecy. And it won't be the first time. A woman throwing herself on her knees at the feet of a man she's never seen, promising him fidelity and utmost obedience. I must say, the scene makes me a little uncomfortable. Times have truly changed.Now this woman kneels adoringly at Avon's feet as soon as she sees him, mistaking him for some god from a prophecy. And it won't be the first time. A woman throwing herself on her knees at the feet of a man she's never seen, promising him fidelity and utmost obedience. I must say, the scene makes me a little uncomfortable. Times have truly changed.
It definitely felt hokey and contrived.
Also, that paragraph reminds me of a scene from Red Dwarf series episode "White Hole".
- Aval and friends immediately know how to use all the controls in a sort of control room. How? HOW?!?!
Also, who the heck was doing the countdown voiceover for the launching station when everybody's dead, save for Meegat? Also, her name is an anagram of "me gate" (as in gateway to getting this story done and over with). For all we know, that influenced 1984's "Ghostbusters" with the Gatekeeper too... or not...
- We see the Neanderthal village. Is it just me or is there not even a single woman there? Jenna is saved.
I don't think it's worth thinking into it too much. Either the women are all inside the domiciles, or they're all underground elsewhere and screaming "Brain and brain, what is brain!"
- The guy holding Cally hostage finally dies. The Liberator returns to pick up her crewmates.
- The missile carrying the genetic material is being sent! Megatt and her people can die happy!
You know, I was so prepared for the worst that I almost liked the episode in the end! Of course, there are some points I'm not clear on. Why did Servalan make this haphazard plan, not even knowing where Orac physically was? And she also said she didn't know where the lab was (even at the beginning, the pilot said it was a secret). If they simply wanted to prevent the guy from destroying Orac, they could have just killed him. Why all this drama, even losing a doctor (A Space Doctor!!!!)? Maybe I missed something? And are these alien species we encounter really "alien"? Are they lost Earth colonies? Why else would Aval and the others speak their language perfectly and use their equipment?
Great questions. It's been forever since I've seen it, and I vaguely recall the finale not really touching on the questions either. B7 could put out some plot holes so large that the Liberator could pass through them with ease.
But I didn't mind the pacing, there wasn't too much padding, in short, an excellent episode for me!
We'll see if the next one holds up!
(And really, how useless are those weapons?!?)
"Orac" was definitely a step upward.