- the direct-to-streaming Star Trek film Section 31 has initiated a core breach in my soul, and my reaction is simple: “This isn’t Star Trek.”
- 100 minutes of
generic schlock containing only trace elements of Star Trek
- knows to copy from The Hunger Games and Guardians of the Galaxy (and X-Men and The Fifth Element) but doesn’t know a damn thing about being original. Or engaging.
- writer Craig Sweeny and director Olatunde Osunsanmi
completely bungled the entire Trek ethos
- nothing but a
lousy, uninteresting caper picture with middling special effects,
bad acting (yes, even Yeoh), cringeworthy dialogue, and characters you don’t care about.
- Yeoh’s Everything Everywhere All at Once pal
Jamie Lee Curtis handing out assignments
- Fuzz not a Vulcan, but rather a
microscopic organism in a tiny spaceship inside a Vulcan-shaped Golem body
- it’s best to just consider Section 31 an
aberration and move on
- Keep away from this at all costs
The Michelle Yeoh fronted spin-off movie Section 31 is 100 minutes of generic schlock containing only trace elements of Star Trek.
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