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The Classic/Retro Pop Culture Thread

Why would they take the van? To make it look like the Chief just went for a drive?
Got me. Maybe.

Seriously. I had no idea he did so much acting.
And with pretty little to do here. It struck me that he seemed to be filling Reese's old role, with Johnny Seven having gone to the failed spin-off.

Maybe HQ relocated to a newer building or something and Team Ironside got to keep the cave. The first floor is now just a storage warehouse or something. :rommie:
Police museum!

Who's this decoy? Some pawn they hired to sit in the van? He just seems to disappear.
He did. It wasn't an important detail, just part of trying to throw the team off-track.

I wouldn't have recognized him anyway.
But he gave us the immortal line, "Behold a god who bleeds!"

Sometimes the drink strikes back.

Okay, so Selma was killed by Eric, her cousin, because he was ripping off his father... and she found out? Was he originally enabling her visits to Max to just keep her quiet or to set up Max? Why was Max afraid that he would set off a gang war? Why was there a discrepancy in Marty's testimony? Who was the decoy in the van? How did the Chief make all of his deductions? Why are there so many frogmen on this show? So many questions....
I was pretty unclear where a lot of the info was coming from. If it was all in the episode, it either wasn't telegraphed properly, or perhaps details were lost to syndication editing. Simmons probably found Selma's body after it had been moved.

Weird how this bully character has no minions. Bullies usually have minions.
Minions cost more.

Getaway to where? And from what? The police aren't even involved and there's no evidence. How old is Ron, anyway? And why does Mr Burns have a helicopter? :rommie:
Ron looked like he was supposed to be an older teenager, though the actor would have been 28. The chopper was apparently part of the ranch set-up.

I'm no expert in the aerodynamics of helicopters, but I'm pretty sure this would flip the thing and crash it.
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Okay, he just ripped off the luggage rack, flipped the van, and killed Mentor.
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Which is weird, because you'd think they'd want to hype Rhoda.
I also read that the Rhoda premiere had an opening scene of Mary seeing her off at the airport that was cut in syndication.

Eventually to be Billie the Reporter on Lou Grant. Cute and perky indeed.
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Murray: Wouldn't you love to be that age again?​
Mary: I don't think I ever was...​

I love how a show about one of the most wholesome characters ever on television unapologetically endorses Sue Anne's completely ruthless and amoral shenanigans. :rommie:
Betty White was earning her 1975 Emmy here.
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I must have seen it, although I don't remember it. I recall enough details about the show in general to know that I watched it.
I'd heard references over the years to how it was an example of having married off a character too soon, but I had no idea it was so soon. If they did it that early, it must have been baked into the premise of the show, and thus was just a matter of how much time they spent setting it up.

Can't she just return them?
A lot of comedy on this show is driven by people not wanting to return things.
 
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On this All Hallows' Eve, with all of the Ozzy/Sabbath in my playlist, I'm reminded of how, in one of our trips to California, Ex-Mrs. Mix and I went by the Osbournes' house and one of their dogs--then regularly seen on their reality show--was out in the driveway. I think it was the bulldog.
 
And with pretty little to do here. It struck me that he seemed to be filling Reese's old role, with Johnny Seven having gone to the failed spin-off.
He probably just did these things for fun, and who's going to say no to Casey?

Police museum!
That's good, I like that.

But he gave us the immortal line, "Behold a god who bleeds!"
Oh, I would have recognized his face, but I just wouldn't have been able to put a name to it, like with the other two.

Sometimes the drink strikes back.
Now there's an episode title! :rommie:

Minions cost more.
The minions on this show seem pretty cheap. :rommie:

The chopper was apparently part of the ranch set-up.
Ah, yes, one of those pieces of property where you have to take a chopper to get to the other side. Meanwhile, I can practically reach across my apartment without getting up. :rommie:

I think the writers on this show are the type of people who don't understand the problem with the life raft in Temple of Doom.
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I also read that the Rhoda premiere had an opening scene of Mary seeing her off at the airport that was cut in syndication.
That's the scene they should have included in both shows.

Yup, she was a cutie.

Betty White was earning her 1975 Emmy here.
Oh, yeah, she was great. What a cast this show had.

I'd heard references over the years to how it was an example of having married off a character too soon, but I had no idea it was so soon. If they did it that early, it must have been baked into the premise of the show, and thus was just a matter of how much time they spent setting it up.
Now that you mention it, I now remember the show splitting them up pretty quickly too. They probably realized their error and tried to correct it, but only made matters worse.

A lot of comedy on this show is driven by people not wanting to return things.
Interesting insight. :rommie:

On this All Hallows' Eve, with all of the Ozzy/Sabbath in my playlist, I'm reminded of how, in one of our trips to California, Ex-Mrs. Mix and I went by the Osbournes' house and one of their dogs--then regularly seen on their reality show--was out in the driveway. I think it was the bulldog.
Was it friendly? Somehow I imagine Ozzy's bulldog being a playful puppy. :rommie:
 
He probably just did these things for fun, and who's going to say no to Casey?
Maybe he was checking off his 40-item bucket list.

Now there's an episode title! :rommie:
Maybe the H5O writers are 50 years ahead of us...

Ah, yes, one of those pieces of property where you have to take a chopper to get to the other side. Meanwhile, I can practically reach across my apartment without getting up. :rommie:
It's getting retroactively hard to identify with these super-wealthy kids in trouble.

I think the writers on this show are the type of people who don't understand the problem with the life raft in Temple of Doom.
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Vaguely Capped, it's been awhile. It went over big waterfall and landed upright, didn't it? When it probably should have flipped end over end. Maybe whatever force keeps Indy's hat on can be applied to larger objects in time of need...

Interesting insight. :rommie:
I was mainly going by this episode, but we'll have to be on the lookout for more examples.

Was it friendly? Somehow I imagine Ozzy's bulldog being a playful puppy. :rommie:
I don't think we got out of the car, we just saw him; and may have taken video, but I haven't had anything to watch those tapes on for years.
 
Maybe he was checking off his 40-item bucket list.
I wonder if it changed every week....

Maybe the H5O writers are 50 years ahead of us...
Maybe that's what the Five-O stands for. :rommie:

It's getting retroactively hard to identify with these super-wealthy kids in trouble.
You don't read Richie Rich anymore?

Vaguely Capped, it's been awhile. It went over big waterfall and landed upright, didn't it? When it probably should have flipped end over end.
Far worse than that. They jumped out of a plane and floated down to the ground in the upright life raft, slid down a snowy mountain and went over a cliff where they fell a thousand feet, still upright, into raging rapids. They should have come down on their heads like a piece of toast with jelly on it.

Maybe whatever force keeps Indy's hat on can be applied to larger objects in time of need...
Indy's mutant power is to control gluons-- yes, those are real things. :rommie:

I don't think we got out of the car, we just saw him; and may have taken video, but I haven't had anything to watch those tapes on for years.
Oh, you should digitize those tapes. There are services that will do it for you, but there are also VHS-to-CD devices-- the drawback being that you have to let the tape play out while you record it, since it's analog.
 
50 Years Ago This Week


November 3
  • The U.S. Navy nuclear ballistic missile submarine USS James Madison (SSBN-627) collided with an unidentified Soviet Navy Victor-class nuclear-powered attack submarine, during a dive just after departing from the Fleet Ballistic Missile (FBM) Refit Site One on Scotland's Holy Loch. No confrontation took place, and no casualties were sustained on the U.S. sub, which was under inspection and repair for a week afterward. Any damage to the Soviet submarine was not revealed by the Soviets.

November 4
  • The first patent application for a process for recombinant DNA was filed for the invention of Stanley N. Cohen of Stanford University and Herbert W. Boyer of the University of California, San Francisco. U.S. Patent No. 4,237,224 would be granted on December 2, 1980.
  • The first solar-powered airplane, Sunrise I, made its initial flight after being launched in the U.S. by brothers Robert J. Boucher and Roland Boucher, founders of the AstroFlight company, at a dry lake within the Mojave Desert in Camp Irwin, California; Sunrise I had a wingspan of 32 feet (9.8 m) and weighed 27.5 pounds (12.5 kg), with a 400-watt array of solar cells mounted on the wings. The airplane, not yet ready for a human pilot, flew for almost 20 minutes at an altitude of 300 feet (91 m).

November 5
  • In the United States, the Democratic Party made major gains nationwide in the elections for the U.S. Congress, particularly in the House of Representatives, where the Democrats won a two-thirds majority, with 291 of the 435 seats. The election also brought 93 first-time Representatives. With 34 of the 100 U.S. Senate seats on the ballot, the Democrats gained four formerly Republican seats to increase their majority to 61 to 37. Former NASA astronaut John Glenn, the first American to orbit the Earth, was elected to the U.S. Senate for the first time.
  • Stafford Repp, 56, American actor known for playing Chief Miles O'Hara on the Batman television series, died of a heart attack.

November 6
  • The Soviet Union's lunar probe Luna 23 landed on the Moon in the Mare Crisium for the purpose of gathering and returning lunar soil to the Earth. The probe's drill was damaged when Luna 23 tipped over after landing on "unfavorable" terrain.
  • U.S. Treasury Secretary William E. Simon conceded in a press conference that the United States economy was in a recession as stock prices continued to fall.

November 7
  • At Cape Canaveral, Florida, NASA held a final dress rehearsal for the Apollo–Soyuz mission, scheduled for launch in July 1975. Many of the technicians who participated in the simulation anticipated losing their jobs once the mission flew.

November 8
  • American pop singer and actress Connie Francis was raped at knife-point in her room at a Howard Johnson's motel in Westbury, New York, after performing at the Westbury Music Fair the previous evening. Francis subsequently sued the motel chain for failing to provide adequate security and reportedly won a $2.5 million judgment, one of the largest such judgments in history, leading to a reform in hotel security. Her rapist was never found.
  • Judge Frank J. Battisti of the United States District Court for the Northern District of Ohio acquitted 8 former members of the Ohio Army National Guard in the May 4, 1970, Kent State shootings, finding that the prosecution had not proved beyond a reasonable doubt that the guardsmen intended to violate protestors' civil rights. Battisti stated in his opinion: "It is vital that state and National Guard officials not regard this decision as authorizing or approving the use of force against demonstrators, whatever the occasion of the issue involved. Such use of force is, and was, deplorable."
  • The NBC television network broadcast an episode of the police procedural series Police Woman involving a lesbian crime ring. In response to protests from gay rights groups, NBC agreed later in the month not to rebroadcast the episode.
  • Ivory Joe Hunter, 60, American rhythm and blues singer, songwriter, and pianist, died of lung cancer.

November 9
  • A bomb exploded on the second floor of the Organization of American States headquarters in Washington, D.C. No one was injured. A previously unknown group called "Cuba Movement C-4" claimed responsibility for the bombing, stating its opposition to the Cuban regime of Fidel Castro.
  • In Seattle, Washington, the U.S. Navy launched USS Pegasus (PHM-1), the lead ship of the Pegasus-class hydrofoils designated "PHM" for "Patrol Hydrofoil, Missile".


Also, George Harrison plays in Seattle, San Francisco, and Oakland; and The Old Mixer is the size of a nursery schooler. Would you believe I'm now 55th anniversary business?


Selections from Billboard's Hot 100 for the week:
1. "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" / "Free Wheelin'", Bachman-Turner Overdrive
2. "Jazzman," Carole King
3. "Whatever Gets You Thru the Night," John Lennon w/ The Plastic Ono Nuclear Band
4. "Tin Man," America
5. "Back Home Again," John Denver
6. "My Melody of Love," Bobby Vinton
7. "Do It ('Til You're Satisfied)," B. T. Express
8. "The Bitch Is Back," Elton John
9. "Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)," Reunion
10. "Carefree Highway," Gordon Lightfoot
11. "Everlasting Love," Carl Carlton
12. "You Haven't Done Nothin'," Stevie Wonder
13. "Longfellow Serenade," Neil Diamond
14. "The Need to Be," Jim Weatherly
15. "I Can Help," Billy Swan
16. "Can't Get Enough," Bad Company
17. "Love Don't Love Nobody, Pt. 1" The Spinners
18. "Overnight Sensation (Hit Record)," Raspberries
19. "I've Got the Music in Me," The Kiki Dee Band
20. "When Will I See You Again," The Three Degrees
21. "Do It Baby," The Miracles
22. "Rockin' Soul," The Hues Corporation

25. "Wishing You Were Here," Chicago
26. "Angie Baby," Helen Reddy
27. "Sha-La-La (Make Me Happy)," Al Green
28. "Distant Lover," Marvin Gaye
29. "Cat's in the Cradle," Harry Chapin

31. "Stop and Smell the Roses," Mac Davis
32. "You Got the Love," Rufus feat. Chaka Khan
33. "Kung Fu Fighting," Carl Douglas

37. "Promised Land," Elvis Presley
38. "La La Peace Song," Al Wilson
39. "Then Came You," Dionne Warwick & The Spinners
40. "Fairytale," The Pointer Sisters

42. "Touch Me," Fancy
43. "Love Me for a Reason," The Osmonds
44. "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
45. "Honey, Honey," ABBA
46. "You're the First, the Last, My Everything," Barry White
47. "I Feel a Song (In My Heart)" / "Don't Burn Down the Bridge", Gladys Knight & The Pips
48. "Steppin' Out (Gonna Boogie Tonight)," Tony Orlando & Dawn

50. "Laughter in the Rain," Neil Sedaka

59. "Junior's Farm" / "Sally G", Paul McCartney & Wings

61. "Must of Got Lost," J. Geils Band

64. "Ain't Too Proud to Beg," The Rolling Stones


66. "Willie and the Hand Jive," Eric Clapton

71. "Bungle in the Jungle," Jethro Tull
72. "Nothing from Nothing," Billy Preston
73. "You Little Trustmaker," The Tymes

78. "Skin Tight," Ohio Players
79. "One Man Woman / One Woman Man," Paul Anka w/ Odia Coates
80. "Never Can Say Goodbye," Gloria Gaynor

86. "I Honestly Love You," Olivia Newton-John

98. "Beach Baby," The First Class


Leaving the chart:
  • "Another Saturday Night," Cat Stevens (14 weeks)
  • "Clap for the Wolfman," The Guess Who (16 weeks)
  • "Earache My Eye," Cheech & Chong (13 weeks)
  • "Give It to the People," The Righteous Brothers (9 weeks)
  • "Never My Love," Blue Swede (11 weeks)
  • "Papa Don't Take No Mess, Pt. 1," James Brown (11 weeks)
  • "Straight Shootin' Woman," Steppenwolf (9 weeks)

New on the chart:

"Ain't Too Proud to Beg," The Rolling Stones
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"Must of Got Lost," J. Geils Band
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"One Man Woman / One Woman Man," Paul Anka w/ Odia Coates
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"Junior's Farm," Paul McCartney & Wings
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(#3 US; #16 UK)


And new on the boob tube:
  • Hawaii Five-O, "How to Steal a Masterpiece"
  • The Odd Couple, "The Paul Williams Show"
  • Ironside, "Run Scared"
  • The Six Million Dollar Man, "Straight On 'til Morning"
  • Planet of the Apes, "The Horse Race"
  • Shazam!, "The Brain"
  • Kung Fu, "The Garments of Rage"
  • All in the Family, "Archie is Missing"
  • Emergency!, "Quicker Than the Eye"
  • The Mary Tyler Moore Show, "Not a Christmas Story"
  • The Bob Newhart Show, "Ship of Shrinks"



Timeline entries are quoted from the Wiki page for the month.



Maybe that's what the Five-O stands for. :rommie:
All these years I've been watching the show as 50th anniversary business and I never made that connection...

You don't read Richie Rich anymore?
Not since The Old Mixer was maybe the size of a third-grader.

Oh, you should digitize those tapes. There are services that will do it for you, but there are also VHS-to-CD devices-- the drawback being that you have to let the tape play out while you record it, since it's analog.
These are the smaller Hi8 tapes that were being used for camcorders before they went completely digital.
 
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The U.S. Navy nuclear ballistic missile submarine USS James Madison (SSBN-627) collided with an unidentified Soviet Navy Victor-class nuclear-powered attack submarine, during a dive just after departing from the Fleet Ballistic Missile (FBM) Refit Site One on Scotland's Holy Loch.
There's a whole ocean out there, guys. :rommie:

Stafford Repp, 56, American actor known for playing Chief Miles O'Hara on the Batman television series, died of a heart attack.
I didn't realize that he died so young, or so soon after the show ended.

The Soviet Union's lunar probe Luna 23 landed on the Moon in the Mare Crisium for the purpose of gathering and returning lunar soil to the Earth. The probe's drill was damaged when Luna 23 tipped over after landing on "unfavorable" terrain.
Sure, blame the Moon! :rommie:

At Cape Canaveral, Florida, NASA held a final dress rehearsal for the Apollo–Soyuz mission, scheduled for launch in July 1975. Many of the technicians who participated in the simulation anticipated losing their jobs once the mission flew.
"The dress rehearsel went poorly. We expect multiple delays."

A bomb exploded on the second floor of the Organization of American States headquarters in Washington, D.C. No one was injured. A previously unknown group called "Cuba Movement C-4" claimed responsibility for the bombing, stating its opposition to the Cuban regime of Fidel Castro.
Setting off a bomb in Washington sure helped with that.

and The Old Mixer is the size of a nursery schooler. Would you believe I'm now 55th anniversary business?
Ah, I remember when I was 55th anniversary business. Those were the days. :rommie:

"Ain't Too Proud to Beg," The Rolling Stones
Good one, but no nostalgic value because I don't remember hearing it until years later.

"Must of Got Lost," J. Geils Band
Local band. Decent song, but I can't get past the "of." I want to slap him upside the head.

"One Man Woman / One Woman Man," Paul Anka w/ Odia Coates
This is okay, with a bit of nostalgic value.

"Junior's Farm," Paul McCartney & Wings
I may have weighed in on this one before. :rommie:

All these years I've been watching the show as 50th anniversary business and I never made that connection...
It's all that time travel....

Not since The Old Mixer was maybe the size of a third-grader.
I read Harvey Comics occasionally, if the cover looked interesting, and I remember Casper In Space fondly, but I was fairly ambivalent about them. But now I'm kind of nostalgic about them and wish there were some decent archives I could buy.

These are the smaller Hi8 tapes that were being used for camcorders before they went completely digital.
Hmm. I don't know offhand if there are commercial devices available, but I'm pretty positive there are transfer services available for just about any format.
 


50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 1)



Adam-12
"Suspect Number One"
Originally aired October 29, 1974
MeTV said:
Malloy tries to find a way to help a 60-year-old career criminal he arrested 10 years ago, who was recently released and begs to be re-arrested so he can spend his retirement years in the federal penitentiary. Meanwhile, he and Reed become suspicious while investigating an apparent home burglary, and later respond to a bank robbery in progress.

Mac, who's still got his command wagon even though his entire team could ride in it, delivers a message to Pete from Charlie Bishop, a "paper hanger" Malloy had put away who didn't express a grudge at the time, wanting to see him. Malloy proceeds with Reed to a dive bar in a seedy neighborhood to meet with Charlie (Donald Barry), who, having finally been let out after turning down parole twice, doesn't think he can make it on the outside at his age and cries about returning "home," expressing an interest in upgrading to a federal prison. Malloy pleads with him to give the outside a chance and not do anything foolish until he can try to help Charlie find a good job.

Assigned to a 459, the officers meet with Harry Morrison (Frank Aletter), who takes them to his ransacked living room, says that his stamp collection was stolen, and shows them an appraisal for $31,500. Investigating the premises, Reed finds signs of a door having been jimmied; then talks to a dog-carrying neighbor named Georgina Ryan (Natalie Masters), who contradicts Morrison's story of having been out of town the night before; and, back inside, finds the large screwdriver that was used on the door in a drawer. When confronted, Morrison admits that it was a scam to profit from his collection tax free, and asks them to forget the matter; but they arrest him for filing a false police report.

The officers get Seven approved so that they can check out a halfway house for Charlie. At the Today House, which boasts the motto "There are no Strangers,....Only Friends we haven't met," they meet with kindly Harvey Shore (James Lydon), who encourages them to have Charlie come any time, noting that the door is never locked and that they specialize in older ex-cons.

Looking for Charlie, the officers find that he's vacated his room. Driving around Skid Row, they pass the Hard Rock Cafe, as seen on the back cover of the Morrison Hotel album, which I recall coming up here years back.
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They get a call for a 211 silent at a savings & loan in their vicinity. Taking cover outside with weapons drawn and backup, they tell an eager security guard (Robert Foulk) to stay back...but when Charlie comes out with an object pointing through his pocket, the guard shoots him, to reveal that he was holding the place up with a pipe. After verifying that Malloy wasn't the one who shot him, Charlie tells Pete with his dying breath that he just wanted to go home; and Reed takes the guard into custody.



M*A*S*H
"Life with Father"
Originally aired October 29, 1974
Wiki said:
Father Mulcahy tries to meet a request to perform a Jewish Bris, while Henry is worried that his wife's willingness to let him cheat on her may reflect her own guilty conscience, and Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to solve a puzzle to win a pony.

Hawkeye gets a piece of junk mail offering a pony if he can spot ten presidents in a barnyard illustration, which he and Trap work on throughout the episode, making use of the X-ray light panel at one point. Henry gets his latest package of dirty films, this time from Cuba, as well as a letter from his wife. After reading the letter, he enthuses to the guys about how Lorraine's given him permission to see other woman...but later reads between the lines and obsesses over the likelihodd that she's having an affair. A local woman named Chim Sah (Sachiko Penny Lee) with a newborn baby boy approaches Hawk and Trap with an initially unintelligible request and they learn that she's married to a corporal on the front and needs to find a rabbi to perform a bris. Father Mulcahy tries to locate a Jewish chaplain, while personally dealing with a letter from his sister the sister about how she's planning to leave her order.

Henry goes to talk to Mulcahy and they have two separate conversations with each other, Henry talking about his wife and Mulcahy talking about his sister. At Hawkeye's suggestion, Henry makes a call to Lorraine with a two-minute limit and his fears are realized when she confesses to having seen an orthodontist. A chaplain is found on the carrier Essex, who Morse codes instructions for the ceremony that are relayed to Mulcahy via Radar, while Hawkeye does the cutting, assisted by Trap. The Straw Couple take pictures to report the guys for performing elective surgery, though Trap exposes the film afterward. When the connection with the carrier is lost, Chim Sah helps Mulcahy to finish the ceremony.

In the aftermath, Mulcahy comes to terms with his sister's decision, having seen Chim Sah's happiness being a mother. While a Jewish-style celebration is held in the mess tent, Hawkeye rides up on a white horse and has Trapper join him, saying that it's practice for their pony.



Hawaii Five-O
"The Two-Faced Corpse"
Originally aired October 29, 1974
Paramount+ said:
A gangland execution investigation takes a turn for the peculiar when it is found that the victim had two identities.

While businessman Howard Crystal (John Boley Nordlum) is surveying a property on the slope of Diamond Head, the mystery figure he drove there with pulls out a Five-O Special and shoots him in the back; then pulls out some rope. Five-O notes the gangland-style nature of the murder, and Che that the weapon was a cheap foreign revolver with a home-made silencer (though he doesn't note that silencers don't work on revolvers). Howard's import business comes up completely clean, but there's a lack of background concerning him before he came to the islands five years prior. Fed Paul Hamilton (Alan Fudge) pays McGarrett a visit to ask him to work through the Bureau, but is unwilling to go through channels because it relates to a confidential case he's working on.

Steve visits Howard's widow, Carla (Jessica Walter's already doing guest roles again), who's openly unemotional about her husband's death, indicating that it hasn't really landed for her yet. She lets McGarrett look around at Howard's exercise equipment and pill collection, a couple of bottles of which he takes interest in. She knows nothing of her husband's background before she met him three years prior, and tells Steve of how Howard mysteriously went cold on her for about a year, but insisted that he wasn't having an affair and refused to divorce; and also how her gesture of blowing up an old photo of a football team as a gift was met with a reaction of rage and his destroying the blow-up and original. Steve also visits Howard's business partner, Jack Houston (ex-IMFer Sam Elliott), who indicates that Howard came out of nowhere five years prior bearing $40,000 of investment money; and offers to post a $10,000 reward (the going price for fugitives for at least a century). Chin and Ben pay a call on a wheelchair-bound mobster type named Abe Kemper (Abe Vigoda), but he's too proud to talk to anyone but McGarrett, and threatens to sic his Doberman on them.
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The Governor calls Steve to relay some pressure from the AG to play ball with Hamilton. Mrs. Crystal gets back to Steve after finding a copy negative that was made of the picture when she had it blown up.

The reblown picture reveals what seems to be semi-pro club of mixed ages, none of whom resembles Crystal. But Bergman turns up that Crystal had a lot of cosmetic work done, as well as indications of a football injury; while Che identifies Crystal's pills as steroids that could have been used to bulk him up by dozens of pounds, and may have had the side effect of decreased sexual appetite. One of the men in the photo is identified as known syndicate informer Julio Bocher, which causes Steve to hypothesize that Crystal was Bocher made over. Steve goes to see Kemper, dangling knowledge of Bocher's whereabouts. He then confronts Hamilton with what he's surmised, and gets an admission that the Bureau was responsible for Bocher's change in identity. Hamilton's concerned about an internal security leak, though McGarrett points out that Five-O was able to learn who Crystal was in a few days. Steve gets a follow-up call from Kemper, who's taken the bait after all (See what I did there?); but his interest in Bocher's whereabouts seems to indicate that the Syndicate wasn't responsible.

McGarrett focuses on Houston and Mrs. Crystal, both of whom were in good positions to have pieced together Howard's identity. Both are tailed, but take precautions to give pursuers the slip as they rendezvous and embrace in an apartment. The team turns up that in addition to Carla being Howard's sole heir, Howard also had a sizable insurance policy in Houston's name. They also identify the upstate New York football team and that the photographer got an inquiry from Hawaii about the identities of the players. Steve shares what they've learned with Hamilton, theorizing that Carla and Jack conspired to uncover Howard's identity and collect on his death; then fed Five-O intel meant to implicate the Syndicate. Steve's playing golf with some buddies when a thunderbolt hits him, and he goes back to HQ to share with Danno his realization that Jack Houston is a close enough match to Julio Botcher to be a more likely suspect of being the informant made over. Steve asks about enlisting a couple of undercover HPD men named Luisi and Fedders to aid in a misinformation play against Houston and Mrs. Crystal.

McGarrett and Hamilton meet with Houston and Mrs. Crystal to inform them of Howard's double identity and alert them that two Syndicate hitmen may be stalking them for undetermined reasons--Todd Jelke and Frank Morris (Robert S. Sandla and James Kenneth Grahlmann; the insert shot of Steve pointing them out in the photo isn't clear as to which is which)...while also dropping info about an open Syndicate contract of $100,000 for killing Botcher. Jack's skeptical of what McGarrett and Hamilton are up to, but he and Carla soon find themselves repeatedly spotting one or both of the hitmen--actually Luisi and Fedders--wherever they go, making them paranoid. Concerned that the hitmen may be witnesses to Howard's murder--while still holding some doubt that they may be working for McGarrett--Jack approaches their stakeout car outside of Carla's place to ask them what their game is. Fedders (whichever hitman he's posing as) claims to be an old associate of Botcher's who also had work done, and is convinced that Houston is Botcher. Houston brings them in and tries to set them straight, ultimately declaring in frustration that he killed Botcher. When Fedders says that they got it on tape, Houston pulls a pistol, shoots Luisi, and attempts to escape...taking cover behind some odd junk under a boat that's leaning against a shed as Five-O and HPD swoop in. He wings McGarrett, who falls into and takes cover behind a pile of garbage bags. McGarrett fires a single, called warning shot over Houston's head, knocking the boat away, which motivates Houston to surrender. As Luisi's being loaded into an ambulance, a patched-up Steve thanks Paul for his cooperation.

Earlier in the episode, Steve acted defensive about the possibility that Hamilton looked down on him as small-time local law enforcement. This seemed oddly out of character for someone who's worked on equal terms with federal officials and military brass from episode one, including a recurring State Department ally.



Ironside
"The Lost Cotillion"
Originally aired October 31, 1974
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A friend of Ironside's is afraid she could be a schizophrenic murderer.

In a dark, foggy park, a man (Henry Wills) is walking his beagle when a cloaked woman (Kim Hunter) lunges at him and stabs him with scissors...then rushes past a dog-walking elderly woman (Meg Wyllie) to take refuge in a swank townhouse, where she opens a hidden panel in the elevator that allows access to the third floor. Cut to Athena Champion (also Kim Hunter), being visited during the day by her brother-in-law Courtney Eliot (Dana Andrews), who's looking double his income from a blackmail arrangement. Athena later has the Chief over for dinner with her niece, Jennifer Eliott (Jess Walton), and several other guests: psychiatrist Dr. Creighton (Dennis McCarthy) and his wife (Eve Brent); Tony Hudson (Cesar Romero, billed as neither a special guest nor a villain); and Jay Endacott (Charles Macaulay). When her butler, John (Holy typecasting!--Alan Napier), announces that dinner is served, Athena is outraged to find the table set with orchids. There's also a spot set for her old friend Stephen Post, whose unsolved murder occurred a week prior. During dinner, Athena produces her recently found cotillion dance card, which has Stephen at the top of the list; and it's noted that the only surviving men on the list are Jay; Jennifer's father, Courtney; and Tony. After dinner, Athena asks Robert to investigate Stephen's murder. Later, as she's preparing for bed, Athena's maid, Ellen (All this and Virginia Gregg, too!), confronts her about how she's been found sleepwalking and how she was the one who ordered the orchids, which she denies. Meanwhile, during the dinner, Ed has another just-off-camera date interrupted when Lt. Mike Rourke (Frank Maxwell) calls the Cave to inform him of a witness to the Post murder, a Miss Westcott.

Still later, the cloaked woman pays a visit to Jay, stabbing him and dropping an orchid on his body, which matches the Post murder. When questioned by Ironside, Athena expresses her concern that she has vague first-hand recollections about the murders, and produces Jennifer and Ellen to testify to her mysterious behavior. At the Cave, Ed reports that the only connection he could find between the two victims is that both were engaged to Athena for a time. At Stately Champion Manor, Ellen finds bloody sheers in Athena's dresser. The Chief pays a visit to Courtney, who explains that he doesn't have the means to support his daughter and whom the Chief has never known Athena to talk about. At police HQ, the only picture Miss Westcott thinks might be the woman she briefly saw in the dark is one of Athena. Starting with an account of Courtney's, the team dig up how an orchid-wearing young Athena was once jilted by the two murdered men and left to be escorted to the cotillion by her father. The Chief confronts her with all of this and how he's uncovered that she's been making blackmail payments to Courtney. She admits to how her sister, Claudia, isn't dead as the world was led to believe, but has been secretly cared for on the house's third floor since she tried to stab Athena with sewing shears many years prior, thinking that Athena was having an affair with Courtney.

At bedtime again, Jennifer slips a drug into Athena's milk, and after she's semi-conscious, plants hypnosis-style suggestions in her about donning her cloak and going to kill Courtney. We see the woman in the black cloak going to Courtney's door, identifying herself as Athena, but she's frightened away by a plainclothes police officer who's staking the place out. When she returns home, we learn that she's Claudia, and Jennifer is enraged to find that her mother's shears are unbloodied and she still has her orchid. Jennifer takes the shears and goes to take her rage out on Athena, but is stopped by Ed. Robert explains to the now-conscious Athena that Jennifer was afflicted by the same madness as her mother, who enters in a confused state and is comforted by Athena.

In the cut-off coda, Ed's telling the Chief how Athena's gone on a cruise with Tony Hudson.

Alas, Romero and Napier were only both on camera in a couple of long shots at the dinner, they didn't share any face time.
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"Yes, Commissioner, I'll see if he's in."



There's a whole ocean out there, guys. :rommie:
The Soviets were clearly engaged in some espionage...which went about as well as their Moon probes.

I didn't realize that he died so young, or so soon after the show ended.
And I didn't realize that I'm older than Chief O'Hara was during the show...!

Good one, but no nostalgic value because I don't remember hearing it until years later.
The Stones' version was my primary exposure to the song, though from buying their albums on CD years later.

Local band. Decent song, but I can't get past the "of." I want to slap him upside the head.
In defense of this mediocre but memorable piece of pop/rock, it sounds like he's singing it as "musta"; the "of" appears to be limited to how the title was rendered on record labels.

This is okay, with a bit of nostalgic value.
I have no first-hand recollection of this, and it doesn't encourage me to dig any deeper into Anka of this era.

I may have weighed in on this one before. :rommie:
A non-album single falling between Band on the Run and Venus and Mars, this was a double A-side with separately charting country number "Sally G," both recorded in Nashville.
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(#17 US; #7 AC; #51 Country)

Hmm. I don't know offhand if there are commercial devices available, but I'm pretty positive there are transfer services available for just about any format.
The best option I can find on Amazon is getting another camcorder for a few hundred bucks, from which I could do my own transfers. It's just something that I've never gotten around to.
 
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George Harrison kicked off his concert tour of the USA and Canada with a show at the Pacific Coliseum, Vancouver.

The George Harrison and Ravi Shankar 1974 North American Tour, also known as the 'Dark Horse', or 'Dark Hoarse' Tour had its origins in February 1974.

As 1974 began, George was at a low point in his life. Patti had finally moved out and taken up with Eric Clapton; and John, George and Ringo were in a protracted legal battle with Paul and Allen Klein over the Beatles and Apple.

By way of distraction, George threw himself into his work, making frequent jaunts to India to produce and play on Ravi Shankar's 'Shankar Family and Friends' album, while at the same time setting up his recording studio at his home in Friar Park, where he was producing a folk duo known as 'Splinter'.

Splinter had come to George's attention via Mal Evans, who had sent George a tape containing several demo tracks recorded by the duo of Bob Purvis and Bill Elliot. George immediately fell in love with the duo's songwriting and harmonies and agreed to produce and play on their debut album, recorded at his home studio.

With both albums now under production, and George jetting between England, India, and L.A., thoughts turned to distribution of the two records. With Apple winding down, George began mulling over starting his own label and approached several record companies about signing Ravi Shankar and Splinter.

During this, George proposed a tour, first in Europe, in September, then in North America, in November and December, featuring Shankar's music. George also agreed to come along and occasionally play on the North American leg of the tour, his VISA problems having resolved themselves, leaving him free to record and tour in the states.

It was at this point Herb Alpert's A&M Records stepped up and agreed to finance and distribute George's new label, now dubbed 'Dark Horse', on the condition that George not just accompany Ravi Shankar on the North American tour but perform as well; because why spend all this money on launching a new label with an ex-Beatle at the head without a record and tour to promote it.

George somewhat reluctantly agreed and set about assembling a crack team of musicians, including Billy Preston, Tom Scott, Jim Horn, Willie Weeks, Andy Newmark and others and began rehearsing for the tour in Los Angeles.

There were just two problems - one, George had no album to promote and, two, George's voice, never strong to begin with, finally gave out after too much drug and alcohol abuse and he contracted laryngitis on the eve of the tour. George had recorded several demos over the course of the year for a new album, but now found himself in a rush to finish the album with no voice.

It was at this time that George gave his press conference announcing the launch of the Dark Horse label and the North American tour. During the press conference George famously said that he didn't think the Beatles weren't very good and that he'd gladly play with John and Ringo in a group, but not Paul, because he didn't think Paul was a very good bass player.

At the same press conference, George also said that he would gladly give it all up and become a gardener rather than face scrutiny from the press about his personal life.

Those in the press were shocked to hear these words coming out of George's mouth, but those around him in the past year knew that the 'Quiet Beatle' had become 'the grumpy ex-Beatle', which would have disastrous consequences on the upcoming tour.​
 
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I could have phrased it better. John, George and Ringo were suing Klein to dissolve Apple and they were also in a legal battle with Paul over ending The Beatles. Two separate lawsuits.
 
Mac, who's still got his command wagon even though his entire team could ride in it
He's never giving up that wagon. :rommie:

having finally been let out after turning down parole twice, doesn't think he can make it on the outside at his age and cries about returning "home," expressing an interest in upgrading to a federal prison.
Deliberate recidivism is a real thing, strangely enough. We also used to see it quite a bit at St Mary's Home, except it was easy for them to get back in-- they just had to get pregnant again.

Malloy pleads with him to give the outside a chance and not do anything foolish until he can try to help Charlie find a good job.
He should have offered him a position as one of his operatives, like the Shadow used to do. :rommie:

Harry Morrison (Frank Aletter)
Well, it's about time.

When confronted, Morrison admits that it was a scam to profit from his collection tax free, and asks them to forget the matter; but they arrest him for filing a false police report.
He should have framed Charlie, then everybody would have been happy.

Driving around Skid Row, they pass the Hard Rock Cafe
It's so small. :rommie:

After verifying that Malloy wasn't the one who shot him, Charlie tells Pete with his dying breath that he just wanted to go home; and Reed takes the guard into custody.
That was a sad one. I'll bet Malloy didn't take that very well.

Hawkeye gets a piece of junk mail offering a pony if he can spot ten presidents in a barnyard illustration
I wonder if people really got junk mail overseas during wartime. You'd think the Army would frown on that.

Frank gets his latest package of dirty films
Much to Margaret's delight. :angel:

Father Mulcahy tries to locate a Jewish chaplain
It doesn't seem like this would be so hard. He could contact someone stateside if he needed to.

Henry goes to talk to Mulcahy and they have two separate conversations with each other, Henry talking about his wife and Mulcahy talking about his sister.
I kind of vaguely remember this part.

At Hawkeye's suggestion, Henry makes a call to Lorraine with a two-minute limit and his fears are realized when she confesses to having seen an orthodontist.
On the plus side, he's now got a wife with perfect teeth.

A chaplain is found on the carrier Essex, who Morse codes instructions for the ceremony that are relayed to Mulcahy via Radar
This seems unnecessarily complicated.

Hawkeye rides up on a white horse and has Trapper join him, saying that it's practice for their pony.
Okay, that's pretty weird. :rommie:

a cheap foreign revolver with a home-made silencer (though he doesn't note that silencers don't work on revolvers).
You'd think they'd have a technical advisor for that sort of thing.

her gesture of blowing up an old photo of a football team as a gift was met with a reaction of rage and his destroying the blow-up and original.
This picture business, especially the seemingly serendipitous recovery of the negative, was done well.

offers to post a $10,000 reward (the going price for fugitives for at least a century).
The old one was probably anomalously high because it was backed by a government and on the head of a royal murderer.

Hamilton's concerned about an internal security leak, though McGarrett points out that Five-O was able to learn who Crystal was in a few days.
As did the guy's wife and business partner-- unless he trustingly told them himself.

a follow-up call from Kemper, who's taken the bait after all (See what I did there?)
I caught it.

theorizing that Carla and Jack conspired to uncover Howard's identity and collect on his death; then fed Five-O intel meant to implicate the Syndicate.
A pretty good plan, actually.

Steve's playing golf with some buddies when a thunderbolt hits him
Golfers are vulnerable to this sort of thing.

Houston brings them in and tries to set them straight, ultimately declaring in frustration that he killed Botcher.
So the sting operation succeeded in outing the killer, but Steve's fairway lightning strike was completely off base.

He wings McGarrett
Yikes. That's unusual.

McGarrett fires a single, called warning shot over Houston's head, knocking the boat away
Now that's what I call a good shot. :rommie:

As Luisi's being loaded into an ambulance, a patched-up Steve thanks Paul for his cooperation.
I wonder if Hamilton had gotten everything he needed from Botcher or if he's screwed now.

Earlier in the episode, Steve acted defensive about the possibility that Hamilton looked down on him as small-time local law enforcement. This seemed oddly out of character for someone who's worked on equal terms with federal officials and military brass from episode one, including a recurring State Department ally.
It also seemed odd for Steve to be playing golf in the middle of a case. I don't remember anything like that happening before. Still, it was a pretty good episode-- straightforward, but with a nice criminal plot and interesting investigation, and an exciting climax.

a cloaked woman (Kim Hunter)
Doctor Zira.

she opens a hidden panel in the elevator that allows access to the third floor.
Hidden panels and secret floors are always cool.

Athena Champion
That is too cool a name for a guest character. That should have been saved for a fellow detective adventurer character or something. :rommie:

Tony Hudson (Cesar Romero, billed as neither a special guest nor a villain)
Kind of a minor character, too. :(

her butler, John (Holy typecasting!--Alan Napier)
That's quite a coincidence.

She admits to how her sister, Claudia, isn't dead as the world was led to believe, but has been secretly cared for on the house's third floor since she tried to stab Athena with sewing shears many years prior, thinking that Athena was having an affair with Courtney.
They kind of breeze over the many complications of faking your evil twin's death and then providing them with secret medical care for years. To say nothing of this being an incredibly odd reaction to being attacked by your mentally ill sibling.

At bedtime again, Jennifer slips a drug into Athena's milk, and after she's semi-conscious, plants hypnosis-style suggestions in her about donning her cloak and going to kill Courtney.
Shouldn't the episode have ended when Athena confessed to Ironside, because that's when he would have arrested her and called an ambulance for Claudia? :rommie:

Jennifer takes the shears and goes to take her rage out on Athena, but is stopped by Ed. Robert explains to the now-conscious Athena that Jennifer was afflicted by the same madness as her mother, who enters in a confused state and is comforted by Athena.
Seems like another attempt to make a 1940s mystery movie, but it doesn't quite hold together. Did they ever say how Claudia's death was faked, or why that was preferable to putting her in an actual hospital?

In the cut-off coda, Ed's telling the Chief how Athena's gone on a cruise with Tony Hudson.
His best scene happens off screen.

Alas, Romero and Napier were only both on camera in a couple of long shots at the dinner, they didn't share any face time.
They were both kind of wasted, it seems.

The Soviets were clearly engaged in some espionage...which went about as well as their Moon probes.
They hit things they're supposed to miss and miss things they're supposed to hit.

And I didn't realize that I'm older than Chief O'Hara was during the show...!
Yeah, that happens more and more often. :rommie:

In defense of this mediocre but memorable piece of pop/rock, it sounds like he's singing it as "musta"; the "of" appears to be limited to how the title was rendered on record labels.
Yeah, I suppose. Grumble. :rommie:

A non-album single falling between Band on the Run and Venus and Mars, this was a double A-side with separately charting country number "Sally G," both recorded in Nashville.
I don't remember this from then at all, though I've heard it later on.

The best option I can find on Amazon is getting another camcorder for a few hundred bucks, from which I could do my own transfers. It's just something that I've never gotten around to.
Yeah, you could just feed it to your computer and do a window capture.

his VISA problems having resolved themselves​
I wish my Visa problem would resolve itself. MasterCard, too.

George's voice, never strong to begin with, finally gave out after too much drug and alcohol abuse and he contracted laryngitis on the eve of the tour.
Just like Harry Nilsson. You'd think these guys would guard their voices above all else.

Those in the press were shocked to hear these words coming out of George's mouth, but those around him in the past year knew that the 'Quiet Beatle' had become 'the grumpy ex-Beatle', which would have disastrous consequences on the upcoming tour.
The Quiet Beatle was keeping things bottled up.
 
He's never giving up that wagon. :rommie:
I'm getting the impression that he may still be commanding the division, but if so, I have no idea how that meshes with his role in the Team 12 setup.

He should have offered him a position as one of his operatives, like the Shadow used to do. :rommie:
Ironside might do something like that.

That was a sad one. I'll bet Malloy didn't take that very well.
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I wonder if people really got junk mail overseas during wartime. You'd think the Army would frown on that.
It was actually addressed to the unit, and Radar gave it to Hawkeye when he asked if there was any mail for him.

Much to Margaret's delight. :angel:
Gah! Now those two I do have a history of confusing, at least name-wise.

It doesn't seem like this would be so hard. He could contact someone stateside if he needed to.
Plan A was to get somebody to come to the 4077th to do the whole thing. Getting instructions by radio was Plan B.

On the plus side, he's now got a wife with perfect teeth.
Henry was actually scandalized that it was...an orthodontist.

You'd think they'd have a technical advisor for that sort of thing.
It really makes it hard to buy into Che being a forensics wiz.

As did the guy's wife and business partner-- unless he trustingly told them himself.
He definitely didn't. The idea was that they did figure it out for themselves.

Golfers are vulnerable to this sort of thing.
So the sting operation succeeded in outing the killer, but Steve's fairway lightning strike was completely off base.
I was being figurative, of course.

I wonder if Hamilton had gotten everything he needed from Botcher or if he's screwed now.
It seemed to be mission: accomplished. He probably got whatever he needed years prior, before Botcher was put in his new identity.

It also seemed odd for Steve to be playing golf in the middle of a case. I don't remember anything like that happening before.
The episode took place over at least several days, and we've seen them brought into the office or to a crime scene on Sundays in their civvies.

Hidden panels and secret floors are always cool.
The floor wasn't hidden, but the access was.

That is too cool a name for a guest character. That should have been saved for a fellow detective adventurer character or something. :rommie:
Yeah, it was pretty ostentatious.

That's quite a coincidence.
IIRC, it was Ironside that had Burgess Meredith doing his Penguin laugh, so maybe getting those two in the same episode was deliberate.

They kind of breeze over the many complications of faking your evil twin's death and then providing them with secret medical care for years. To say nothing of this being an incredibly odd reaction to being attacked by your mentally ill sibling.
Did they ever say how Claudia's death was faked, or why that was preferable to putting her in an actual hospital?
I meant to work that in--pure family pride. Having a mentally ill sister who tried to kill her was scandalous, and blackmail-worthy for her.

The Quiet Beatle was keeping things bottled up.
I vaguely recall stories of George lecturing fans when they called out for him to play Beatles songs or something. It's interesting, I think this is the first time a solo Beatle has done a tour of the US.
 
I'm getting the impression that he may still be commanding the division, but if so, I have no idea how that meshes with his role in the Team 12 setup.
Maybe Team 12 is a pilot program or something and everything else is still business as usual.

Yeah, he takes everything to heart.

It was actually addressed to the unit, and Radar gave it to Hawkeye when he asked if there was any mail for him.
Still, the armed forces spend a lot of time screening mail, so you'd think they'd just toss junk mail as a waste of time and effort.

Gah! Now those two I do have a history of confusing, at least name-wise.
:rommie:

Henry was actually scandalized that it was...an orthodontist.
At least it wasn't a veterinarian.

It really makes it hard to buy into Che being a forensics wiz.
It's an alternate universe that has more weapon-silencing options. Che's father was actually the guy who invented the revolver silencer.

I was being figurative, of course.
Oh, I know, but what I was trying to say is that McGarrett's revelation that Houston was Botcher, which inspired the sting operation, turned out to be totally wrong.

The episode took place over at least several days, and we've seen them brought into the office or to a crime scene on Sundays in their civvies.
Steve always seems like the all-work-no-play type. But only his hairdresser knows for sure.

The floor wasn't hidden, but the access was.
Well, you can't really hide a floor, but you can not draw attention to it.

I meant to work that in--pure family pride. Having a mentally ill sister who tried to kill her was scandalous, and blackmail-worthy for her.
I guess she was a little on the crazy side herself. :rommie:

I vaguely recall stories of George lecturing fans when they called out for him to play Beatles songs or something. It's interesting, I think this is the first time a solo Beatle has done a tour of the US.
I can get his frustration. They're basically asking him to play somebody else's songs.
 
Maybe Team 12 is a pilot program or something and everything else is still business as usual.
Maybe. I have to wonder how much we're actually going to see of it. So far most episodes seem pretty business as usual.

At least it wasn't a veterinarian.
I should note that the focus of his obsession on the subject was figuring out who back home his wife might be having an affair with.

It's an alternate universe that has more weapon-silencing options. Che's father was actually the guy who invented the revolver silencer.
Or...it's just a stupid bit of TV business that we can continue to make fun of.

Oh, I know, but what I was trying to say is that McGarrett's revelation that Houston was Botcher, which inspired the sting operation, turned out to be totally wrong.
I don't think he ever thought Houston was Botcher, he just got the idea for an angle he could play.

Steve always seems like the all-work-no-play type. But only his hairdresser knows for sure.
I realized belatedly that Jack Lord's Hair could have been a good Halloween name. Maybe next year.
 
I should note that the focus of his obsession on the subject was figuring out who back home his wife might be having an affair with.
Of course, that makes sense.

Or...it's just a stupid bit of TV business that we can continue to make fun of.
That's what I was doing, in my own little way. :rommie:

I don't think he ever thought Houston was Botcher, he just got the idea for an angle he could play.
Oh, okay, I misread it.

I realized belatedly that Jack Lord's Hair could have been a good Halloween name. Maybe next year.
Good name for a hair band. :rommie:
 
I vaguely recall stories of George lecturing fans when they called out for him to play Beatles songs or something. It's interesting, I think this is the first time a solo Beatle has done a tour of the US.
I can get his frustration. They're basically asking him to play somebody else's songs.

Okay, here we go.

Where we left off, George was in Los Angeles with the musicians he had assembled frantically rehearsing and finishing the "Dark Horse" album before the tour's scheduled start on 2nd-Nov-1974 in Vancouver B.C.

When the tour was announced, the demand for tickets was so great that many shows sold out immediately and second and third shows were added to many venues.

To many, this was the first time seeing a Beatle performing live. The last time the Beatles had toured had been in 1966, and many were too young to experience "Beatlemania" the first time around.

The problem was that George was not going to play to the audience's expectations. At the press conference announcing the tour George said, "I'm certainly not going to go out there doing Beatles tunes, it's just that I'm not the Beatles." (Which kinda falls under Rule No. 1 of 'How to piss off/alienate your audience/fan base/critics'.)

To George, this was a tour showcasing Ravi Shankar's music and the musicians that George had assembled playing the songs he wanted to play. The Beatles songs George chose to perform were lyrically twisted in a typical George fashion.

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps" became "While My Guitar Tries To Smile", with "I look at the floor and it looks quite tidy." The lyrics to "Something" became "If someone's in the way, we move them." And what should have been the highlight of the show, a performance of John's "In My Life", became "In My Life, I Love GOD more." Audience and press reactions were nonplussed to say the least.

George spent the 15th to the 31st of October adding overdubs and vocals to songs dating as far back to November 1973 - "So Sad (No Love Of His Own)", about the break-up of his marriage, which had been started, but not finished in time for the album "Living in the Material World" and given to Alvin Lee for his album "On The Road To Freedom". There was also "Ding Dong, Ding Dong" also started in November 1973 and intended as a Christmas single, but shelved, uncompleted until April 1974.

There were two songs recorded in April 1974 with the band L.A. Express, who were Joni Mitchell's touring band at the time, "Hari's On Tour (Express)" and "Simply Shady", which had evolved from an overnight jam session with the band after George invited them to his home recording studio after seeing them perform with Joni Mitchell the day before.

July 1974 saw George write and record "Far East Man" with Ronnie Wood ex-The Faces and soon to be Rolling Stone for Ronnie's debut album "I've Got My Own Album To Do". It was part of the same sessions that produced "It's Only Rock 'N' Roll (But I Like It)".

"Maya Love", "It Is 'He' (Jai Sri Krishna)", "Dark Horse", "Bye Bye Love", "I Don't Care Anymore" and "His Name Is 'Legs' (Ladies And Gentlemen)" were all finished in October. "I Don't Care Anymore" would be the B-Side of the lead single "Dark Horse". "His Name Is 'Legs' (Ladies And Gentlemen)" was left uncompleted and finished for the following album "Extra Texture".
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The title song "Dark Horse" was the last song recorded on October 31st before the band flew out to Vancouver the following day to begin the tour. George wrote the liner notes to the album from memory on the plane on the way to Vancouver, resulting in miscrediting several performers who, in fact, did not play on the album, and would not be corrected until subsequent reissues.

If anyone wants to know what condition George's voice was in on the tour need only listen to the title song.

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The album was released on 9th-December-1974, two thirds of the way through the tour.

DARK HORSE
Singles - Dark Horse b/w I Don't Care Anymore - Chart US #15, UK None
Ding Dong, Ding Dong b/w I Don't Care Anymore - Chart US #36, UK #38

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Side A
1) Hari's On Tour (Express) [Instrumental]
2) Simpy Shady
3) So Sad
4) Bye Bye Love (Felice Bryant/Boudleaux Bryant/George Harrison)
5) Maya Love

Side B
1) Ding Dong, Ding Dong
2) Dark Horse
3) Far East Man (Ronnie Wood/George Harrison)
4) It Is 'He' (Jai Sri Krishna)

What was immediately apparent to the listeners and critics was that quality control had gone out the window with this record. Whereas 'Living In The Material World', Ravi Shankar's 'Family and Friends' and Splinter's 'The Place That I Love' all had a coherent George "sound", 'Dark Horse' was a sonic patchwork. Three or four sets of musicians recorded cuts at various times and locations, during various stages of George's vocal problems.

The other issue was the creation of George's home studio at Friar Park. With no more need to drive to London and waste precious studio time and money; just simply inviting friends over to jam and going into the home studio whenever the mood struck him meant that there was no one looking over George's shoulder to point out the bum note or the flubbed vocal.

George said in the press conference announcing the tour, that if anyone wanted to know what the state of his life was at that moment, they need only listen to the album. "Dark Horse" was George's "Plastic Ono Band", a dark confessional album, where he lashed out at his wife, his spirituality, his listeners and critics.

The most egregious being the inclusion of a cover version of the Everly Brothers' 'Bye Bye Love,' where George rewrites the lyrics to include barbed attacks on his ex-wife Patti and Eric Clapton, with whom she had taken up with and would eventually marry. It was a song better left off the record.

Listeners and critics weren't buying it and, while the album charted at Number 4 on the US Billboard chart and the lead single made #15 on the Billboard charts, in the UK it was different story. The album failed to reach the UK Top Fifty, the first post-solo Beatles album to do so since Ringo's Country/Western album 'Beaucoups Of Blues' in 1970 and the lead single 'Dark Horse' failed to place in the Top Fifty, while 'Ding Dong, Ding Dong' only reached #38. George would not have a Top Ten album or single in the UK until 'Cloud Nine' in 1987.

After the first show in Vancouver, it was apparent that two songs that George intended to perform were out of his throat ravaged voice's range, "The Lord Loves The One (That Loves The Lord)" and "Who Can See It?" and were immediately dropped from the set.

As previously mentioned, demand for shows was such that an extra two and three shows were added to several major cities, with George and the band performing two shows a day at some locations, resulting in little chance for George's voice to heal and recover.

By the time the tour reached L.A. a few days after it had begun, George was in a particularly foul mood. A tepid response to one song prompted, "I don't know it feels like down there, but from up here you seem pretty dead." On another occasion, he railed against those on the floor with their "dirty reefers."

The other problem was George's dogged insistence that Ravi Shankar's music be front and center of the tour; which is why the tour had been conceived in the first place, as a showcase for Ravi Shankar's sitar playing and Indian music in general.

But what might have worked three years earlier for the "Concert for Bangla Desh", was not particularly well received this time around and many seats in the auditoriums would remain empty until George and his band took the stage.

It was only after Ravi Shankar fell ill midway through the tour and missed a few shows did George concede the point that the audience was there to see him, and Ravi's opening set broken up into shorter, poppier songs scattered throughout the show, allowing George and the band to take periodic breaks before the penultimate songs and encore.

The tour did pick up a bit and George's mood increased shortly after the halfway mark when Olivia Trinidad Arias joined the tour.

Olivia had been A&M's marketing assistant in charge of setting up George's "Dark Horse" label. The two were first introduced over the phone in early 1974, while George was calling L.A. from London, finalizing the label. Soon, the transatlantic telephone lines were burning up, with George sometimes simply calling just to talk to Olivia. The two were formally introduced when George flew out to L.A. in late summer 1974 and George invited Olivia to join him on the tour. Olivia had to wait until her obligations with A&M were fulfilled, but once she joined George, the pair were inseparable for the rest of the tour.

To those in the press without an ax to grind, and the smaller papers, all wrote that once you got past George's vocals, the music was exemplary with Billy Preston being the highlight, alternating performing two of his three hit singles, "Outa-Space", "Nothing From Nothing" and "Will It Go 'Round In Circles". Willie Weeks and Andy Newmark were also singled out for their bass and drumming performances. George subsequently said that Billy was "someone I would never have come on the road without, because I love him so much and need him so bad."

By the time the tour concluded in New York's Madison Square Garden on 20th-December-1974, George and the band were in a particularly celebratory mood, with George wearing funny hats and encouraging the audience to sing along, turning "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" into a jam extending thirty minutes as well as all fifteen Indian musicians joining George and the band onstage for the encore of "My Sweet Lord".

20th-December-1974 Concert Setlist - Madison Square Garden
1) Hari's On Tour (Express) [Instrumental]
2) Something
3) While My Guitar Genty Weeps
4) Will It Go 'Round In Circles (Billy Preston)
5) Sue Me, Sue You Blues
6) Zoom, Zoom, Zoom (Ravi Shankar)
7) Naderdani (Ravi Shankar)
8) Cheparte (Ravi Shankar)
9) For You Blue
10) Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)
11) Sound Stage Of Mind (Ensemble Jam)
12) In My Life (Lennon/McCartney)
13) Tom Cat [Instrumental] (Tom Scott)
14) Maya Love
15) Outa-Space [Instrumental] (Billy Preston)
16) Dark Horse
17) Nothing From Nothing (Billy Preston)
18) What Is Life
19) Anurag (Ravi Shankar)
20) I Am Missing You (Ravi Shankar)
21) Dispute & Violence (Ravi Shankar)
22) My Sweet Lord (Encore)

Band Members - George Harrison, Billy Preston, Tom Scott, Robben Ford, Jim Horn, Chuck Findley, Emil Richards, Willie Weeks, Andy Newmark, Jim Keltner, Kumar Shankar

George had the tour professionally recorded and planned to release it sometime in early 1975 as a way of fulfilling his contract with Capitol/EMI, but Capitol/EMI chose to release 'The Best Of George Harrison' instead. The tapes have remained in the vaults at George's Friar Park recording studio.

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The tour had been emotionally and physically exhausting and the press, especially Rolling Stone, were brutal/savage in their reviews and George never forgave them. To him, the tour just proved what he knew back in 1966, that he didn't like the grind of recording/touring and he retreated to his home in Friar Park, content to record and release records on his own schedule and not play the media game of press tours to promote albums.

There was one person in the audience that final night in Madison Square Garden who had been watching the tour from afar, reading the critic's reviews and taking careful notes about what did and did not work and how the audience responded to what songs being performed. His name was Paul McCartney, with Linda, and he and his band Wings were gearing up for their 'Wings Over The World'/'Wings Over The US' the following year, and he wasn't going to make the same mistakes as George.

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The Beatle's songs George chose to perform were lyrically twisted in a typical George fashion.

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps" became "While My Guitar Tries To Smile", with "I look at the floor and it looks quite tidy." The lyrics to "Something" became "If someone's in the way, we move them." And what should have been the highlight of the show, a performance of John's "In My Life", became "In My Life, I Love GOD more." Audience and press reactions were nonplussed to say the least.
Ah, that's what it was. Pretty crappy thing for George to do.

If anyone wants to know what condition George's voice was in on the tour need only listen to the title song.
I read that some referred to the album as Dark Hoarse.

:lol: Is that Percy "Thrills" Thrillington?

So...how about Walls and Bridges?
 
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