Madame Web, go-go Marvel Fatigue!
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Damnit, now I kind of want to watch this film simply so I can vote in Guy's newly-added, wonderfully-absurd poll. 
You... wanted it to be all CGI? Including the people?
No, I just assumed given the wattage of the star power in that scene that they would have been real people but not all there at the same time. I mean how many Oscar winner / nominees were in that scene where it was their only scene in the movie and they had no lines? (Tomei, Douglas, Pfiefer at least.) It's right up there with (at the time of this writing) Robert Redford's last on screen appearance being Endgame.You... wanted it to be all CGI? Including the people?
You make out like he's dead.
A great grand kid is going to film him sleeping, call it a student film, and get disowned.
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Well, it's like Gene Hackman and Jack Nicholson are both alive and kicking. But neither plans to be in another film.
You would think he'd do SOMETHING else so that his last credit isn't Endgame. Amazing film, but it's not The Sting.
Everyone's last role has to be something. Sean Connery's is a supposedly terrible animated film about a beaver in Scotland. Jack Nicholsons is some terrible romcom.
Redford showed up for a day, got paid a disgustingly large sum of money for a movie that's not a complete embarrassment, and peaced out. We should all be so lucky.
Redford showed up for a day, got paid a disgustingly large sum of money for a movie that's not a complete embarrassment, and peaced out. We should all be so lucky.
Nicholson's last screen credit is going to be on an episode of Cops.
I've actually seen it. It's a kid's movie but it's loaded with Bond references. It even nods to Hell Drivers, one of his first films. 0% on Rotten Tomatoes with a 23% audience score. It's overrated.
(Hell Drivers: Sean Connery, Patrick McGoohan, David McCallum, Herbert Lom, with Jill Ireland and William Hartnell thrown in for good measure!)
I got to say, that's actually a pretty impressive looking cast.
Connery had the chance to end his career with either Gandalf or Dumbledore and threw both away to do League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It's his own fault...
Oh my...
"An aging skateboarding vet, Sir Billi, goes above and beyond the call of duty fighting villainous policemen and powerful lairds in a battle to save an illegal fugitive - Bessie Boo the beaver."
Oh, Sean...
I looked the movie up on Wikipedia after it was first mentioned, and it says he only did it as favor to the producers.Oh my...
"An aging skateboarding vet, Sir Billi, goes above and beyond the call of duty fighting villainous policemen and powerful lairds in a battle to save an illegal fugitive - Bessie Boo the beaver."
Oh, Sean...
Oh yes. Tony Stark's funeral called for nearly every major character in the MCU. Natasha Romanoff couldn't even get a small, onscreen funeral. Another reason why I can't stand that damn movie.
I can see why they didn't. Not sure it would work well to have two funerals in the same movie. Plus she had her upcoming movie which would in theory put a coda on the character. Biggest mistake was not making that final movie be able her and Hawkeye and maybe you see him paying respects at her grave in the beginning and end of the movie. Bookend that around the flashback story.
Double casket.
No girlcorpse for Nat of course, but a ladies man like Tony had to prepare for any eventuality, like that he might pick up a little action between embalming and interment.
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Theory.
Cassie was a little too into the vehicular homicide, her life was grand theft Auto, maybe the whole emt thing was a clever disguise so that she could speed over the top of pedestrians? It may be what she and Ben did all day long? Run people over quickly and then take them to the Hospital. I call Munchhausens by Proxy! There was no way that this was not going to sent Madame Web to Jail eventually, and then it's Web is the New Black, which no one wants to see... Point being is that future visions of being locked in a tumble drier, and worse, is why Cassie Web consented to blinding herself and being struck lame, so that she was incapable of putting her self behind the wheel of a casual murder machine every day, any more..
OMG!
She's so lame!
The movie is so lame!
How couldn't we have had the foresight to notice that?