Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[kitkat]

"Remember thsat time you tried to drill a hole through your head..."
"That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me..."

What is this from? I have been trying like hell to remember....my first thought was Real Genius but I don't think that's right.

 

[Vanyel]

"Remember thsat time you tried to drill a hole through your head..."
"That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me..."

What is this from? I have been trying like hell to remember....my first thought was Real Genius but I don't think that's right.

Ghostbusters, but I'm not sure if it's 1 or 2.

Checked at IMDb, it's from the first one.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

LOL.. it's from.. (you're going to kick yourself)... Ghostbusters!

The scene when we first meet Egon in the public library

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Do...
Re...
Egon...

 

[kitkat]

LOL.. it's from.. (you're going to kick yourself)... Ghostbusters!

The scene when we first meet Egon in the public library

Oi!!! Yup!! It was driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

From Real Genius:

"So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."

 

[NCC1701]

Londo: I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by - what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet, go 'quack'?
Vir: Cats.
Londo: Cats! I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats!

 

[Delta Belle]

From the original Star Trek, "The Cage." The landing party prepares to transport into the Talosians' underground lair, knowing that their locating Captain Pike could be just another illusion.

Number One: Nothing will be said if any volunteer wants to back out.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

From "Deconstruction of Falling Stars" as the crew's having a party for Sheridan and Delenn:

Londo: So, Captain...who died?
Sheridan: Excuse me?
Londo: This is how we celebrate state funerals!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"No sheep is safe tonight!"

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

"Some people may call it child abuse, I just call it bonding with your dad"

LOL

 

[kitkat]

From Real Genius:

"So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then later,
"Jerry?"
"Get a cab."
"So...you'll hammer later."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"He's a Cardassian! That's reason enough!"
"No...it's not."

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"Mike Kriptee's basement..."

 

[stoneroses]

'Don't Smile' Basil Fawlty in Fawlty Towers.
Work out the episode if you can...

 

[Delta Belle]

From Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, "Secrets".

After a model schoolteacher is raped and murdered, SVU discovers she had led a second, secret life as a prostitute. The search for her attacker leads to a hardcore sex club, which SVU raids and stands all the participants up against the wall. Benson holds up a picture of the victim and says,

"Anyone who recognizes her, raise the hand not holding up your clothes."

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

"God's plan? Let me tell you about your God's plan. There were 6 billion people on Earth when the virus hit. KV had a 90% kill ratio. That's 5.4 billion people dead. Crashed & bled out. Less than 1% immunity. That leaves 12 million healthy people like you, me, & Ethan. The other 588 million turned into your Dark Seekers. Then they got hungry and they killed and fed on everybody. Everybody! Everybody that you or I has ever known is DEAD! DEAD! There is no God."
--Robert Neville, I AM LEGEND

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"If you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
"One bastard goes in, another one comes out."
"Such ingratitude, for all the time I've saved your life."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

From Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, "Secrets".

After a model schoolteacher is raped and murdered, SVU discovers she had led a second, secret life as a prostitute. The search for her attacker leads to a hardcore sex club, which SVU raids and stands all the participants up against the wall. Benson holds up a picture of the victim and says,

"Anyone who recognizes her, raise the hand not holding up your clothes."

I remember that one.

Another SVU quote, after Elliot says that his wife wants to name their new baby after him:

Benson - "Just what the world needs. Another Elliot Stabler."

Also these bits from the original L&O ep "Talking Points":

[Ed Green is staring glumly into his coffee. Cassady comes in]
Detective Ed Green: Hey. You want a hot cup of black disappointment?

* * *

Judge Martha Archer: A Starbucks says... there's no need to ask for a plea.
Malcolm Yates: Not Guilty.
Judge Martha Archer: Ah! I should get on a bus to Atlantic City.
Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney: Your Honor...
Judge Martha Archer: Oh, lighten up, Counselor.
A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa: People request bail in the amount of one million dollars.
Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney: Mr. Yates is a student who can barely afford his rent.
Judge Martha Archer: Let's cut that in half.
A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa: It's fine by me, Your Honor.
Judge Martha Archer: So what do you say, Mr. Adler? Deal... or no deal?
[chuckles]
Judge Martha Archer: I'm sorry, I just can't resist.
Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney: Do I have a choice?
Judge Martha Archer: Not really.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Rob: You know your trouble, Tony? You don't know what you are. You see, I know what you are, but you don't know what you are.

Tony: My curiosity's got the better of me, Rob, tell me, what am I?

Rob: You're a cunt.

Tony:Well, that was something I did know, you see, I actually did know that.

- 24 Hour Party People