Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[Cutter John]

"Ooh you lucky bastard."

"Are there any women here today?"

"Now, write that a hundred times. And if its not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."


I could probably fill an entire page with The Young Ones quotes.

"Vyv: (About to poke a spike into his roomie Neal) "Now you might feel a bit of a prick."

Neal" "So what else is new?"

 

[Vanyel]

"Where are the white women at?"

 

[ManOnTheWave]

"...Look mother, it's my life, OK? If I want to live on a beach and walk around naked..."

-The Great Muppet Caper

 

[Mistral]

The worm has definantly turned for you.-Platoon

 

[Lonemagpie]

The TNG fluff line I wish they'd left in:
"Get the damn- those things, what are they called? Get them back in..."

And the Bottom line that they beeped in the show:
"You've fucking well hit the clit right on the nail there, you cunting bastard!"

Speaking of Bottom:
(re: sherry) "I opened it half an hour ago, where d'you think it is?"
"Vodka margarine!"
"All right, I give up, where's the front door?"
"Gold, Frankenstein, and Grr... And I'm a virgin!"

 

[exodus]

From the film "Go"

Brekin Mayer- "My mother's, mother's, mother was Black!"

Taye Diggs- "This ain't Roots, muthafucka!"

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"Id read you your rights, but you fellas already know your rights"

 

[Delta Belle]

From The Bob Newhart Show.

Bob: Your brother Gordon called.
Emily: The game warden.
Howard: Yeah. Warden Gordon Borden.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Never mind that shit -- here comes Mongo!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"God, I'm bored. Might as well be listening to Genesis!"

 

[Delta Belle]

From Law and Order: SVU. Benson and Stabler visit a film shoot for an energy drink TV commercial, with the actors costumed as different fruits.

Benson, to director: "We need to talk to the grapes."

 

[Vanyel]

"Someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop."
"Phoebe?"
"Well, he stabbed me first!"

"I'm sorry, it was just so funny when you started comparing Jane Eyre to RoboCop.

I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

From Law and Order: SVU. Benson and Stabler visit a film shoot for an energy drink TV commercial, with the actors costumed as different fruits.

Benson, to director: "We need to talk to the grapes."

Which episode was that?

 

[blueone]

I always seem to remember a couple of Sisko quotes. I dunno why.

"She was always the graceful one"

and (this one is paraphrased),

"You can find something to smile about, even in your darkest hour"

 

[HoundDog]

From Apocalypse Now:

"If I say it's safe to surf this beach, it is safe to surf this beach!"

And:
"I got rights, man!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"I flied?"
"No, you falled..."

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"The tension is KILLING me!"

 

[Roshi]

Even though it's quite popular over here, I tend to say "Not now, Madeline" a lot amongst friends. Unbeknownst to their knowledge of TVH...

 

[Delta Belle]

From Law and Order: SVU. Benson and Stabler visit a film shoot for an energy drink TV commercial, with the actors costumed as different fruits.

Benson, to director: "We need to talk to the grapes."

Which episode was that?

I'm not sure. I want to say it's the one in which the rich teenage girl was found dead in the trunk of the family car. Among other things, she was tortured with manicure scissors.

 

[Vanyel]

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you.