Disease
McCoy scrutinized the instrument readout with a critical eye. Excellent...nice and level. This isn't so hard... The shuttle controls responded to his commands, moving the craft in a straight line back towards the Enterprise. He cleared his throat, and his fellow passenger shifted in her seat.
He took a moment to study the sleeping female form next to him, briefly recalling the last time he and Carol Marcus had shared a ride. Almost lost my arm...and my dignity. Tendrils of blonde hair curled under her chin, blowing lightly with each soft breath. Satisfied, he returned his gaze to the vast field of stars outside, just making out the ship as it rounded the orbit of Dareen. The pale blue misshapen planet tilted slightly on its axis; three nearly identical moons orbited it a short distance away. It was the first moon, Rei, which he and Marcus were returning from.
From the moment the Dareenir had made contact with them, there had been a whirlwind of activity. You'd think they'd never had guests before. The officer they'd initially spoken to was a perpetual motion machine disguised as a young man. On the short side, with slightly stooped shoulders, and a thatch of white hair that looked as though it had never seen a comb, the youth had regarded them with wide, excited, childlike eyes, bouncing up and down in his seat. His language was such a fluid stream of incoherent babble that even the translator had a hard time keeping track of individual words and syllables.
Eventually, he had been relieved by a senior officer, who thankfully spoke more clearly and slowly. But he, too, seemed to radiate joy. McCoy could see it in the way the man's eyes danced as he told them that they were welcome to come and exchange information and ideas.
After a brief conclave, Kirk and Spock had agreed that such a cooperative attitude was singularly uncommon, and they would be foolish not to accept. Well, that was how Spock had put it, anyway. Kirk had contacted the planet with their acceptance and had asked each department head to put together a team of representative officers.
Dressed in a freshly pressed uniform, he'd boarded the shuttlecraft along with the other medical staff, stomach growling. He'd skipped breakfast that morning to run some statistical analyses of his patient data to identify any trends that indicated potential future problems. Not surprisingly, vaccination rates and follow-up visits were lower than they should have been. He had just asked the computer to create a prioritized list of individuals when the communication had come in; between that and setting a new record for quickest shower ever; he simply hadn't had the time. Guess whose name'll be at the top of the list?
As he lowered himself into the seat between Kirk and Spock, his digestive organ let out a particularly loud grumble. "Pardon my borborygmi," he'd muttered, putting a hand over his abdomen.
Kirk made a face at him and reached down beside his seat with one hand, scrunching his eyes together. "Yeah...hang on, I think there may be a bag for that in here."
Spock looked up from his PADD in confusion. "Captain, that is the scientific term for the noise one's stomach makes when it is empty."
Silence. "I knew that..." Kirk closed the small compartment and leaned back, wiggling into the cushion. "Catch." He tossed McCoy a protein bar, and the doctor caught it. "You'll be glad you did."
"Do you expect their hospitality not to include sustenance?" Spock asked, tapping a button on the PADD. "In my experience, that is not usually the case."
Kirk's eyes closed. "Well, in my experience, said sustenance isn't always my cup of tea, if you know what I mean. Take Orync...nothing but green pellets. They said it'd taste like anything we imagined, but I kept feeling like I was eating livestock feed."
"I didn't think it was that bad, Jim. But just to be on the safe side..." McCoy waggled the protein bar and put it in his pocket.
Kirk rewarded him with a thumbs-up before pulling out a PADD of his own and putting on wireless earphones. One tap and he relaxed, the crashing sound of some metal band smashing something around beginning to play.
McCoy turned to Spock, but the officer was giving instructions to their pilot, a young Indian man with dark eyes. Realizing that neither of his seatmates were interested in discussing the trip any further, he yawned and gazed briefly around the shuttle.
About twenty or so officers filled the seats, laughing and chatting like schoolchildren going on a field trip. There was even a beanbag tribble being tossed around by three different security team members. McCoy smiled as the projectile was intercepted by Spock's right hand. The commander didn't even blink as he caught the toy, finishing his instructions, only then striding to the back of the shuttle and returning it to a red-faced redshirt, with a strong admonition that such behaviour was distracting and dangerous. The man nodded and shoved it into a small pack.
***
The shuttle trip there had been uneventful. They'd received instructions to land at a ground-based shuttleport on the east coast of the largest continent. As they descended, McCoy had looked over Kirk's dozing form out the window at the tarmac below. He was not prepared for the sight that greeted him.
He swatted Kirk's shoulder. "Jim – wake up!"
Kirk shot him a mildly annoyed look before reverting to concerned captain. "What's happening, Bones?" He followed McCoy's gaze out the window and stopped. "Oh...that."
"Yeah, that." Throngs of Dareenir civilians crowded behind a barrier near the runway that was guarded by military officers. Some waved flags, while other carried large bunches of colorful flowers. Even from above and inside the craft, he could feel the energy out there. Some of the officers carried small weapons, while others had musical instruments slung across their chests.
"Nice, isn't it? Looks like they really rolled out the welcome wagon for us." As the shuttle descended, the crowd began to cheer. Kirk flashed his seatmate a grin. "Time to put on my irresistible diplomatic charm. How's this?" His smile widened, showing all his teeth.
"Peachy, if you're going to a dentistry convention," McCoy drawled. "Easy on the molars, Jim. You don't want to scare them away on your first meeting."
Kirk's mouth drooped. "Better?"
"Try something in between."
Kirk put on a subdued smile and clicked the cockpit comm. "Mr. Harjeet, try to land her a little further down the runway. Don't want to be mobbed before we're out the door."
"Aye, aye, captain."
The craft finally landed with a soft bump at the far end of the runway. Crew members unbuckled their seatbelts and stood, stretching, before filing down the aisle towards the door. McCoy brought up the rear, two minutes after the others had departed. As he poked his head out, he noticed that the crowd had followed the shuttle to the end of the runway. Dareenir surrounded the crew, shouting and waving, grasping their hands and pulling them close in friendly embraces. A very uncomfortable Spock was trapped between two older women who hung on his sides. One put a beaded wreath over his neck and kissed him on the cheek soundly. The Vulcan blushed green. A nearby Uhura laughed at the pinched expression on his face before being swept away by some children who filled her arms with flowers and fruit.
Leonard scanned the crowd for Kirk, noticing similar things happening to other crew members. The captain stood beside Carol Marcus as she cooed at a small baby a young woman was showing to her. Kirk reached out a hand to get the child's attention, only to wind up with a bitten finger for his troubles. He pulled his hand back, grimacing and trying not to cry out. His pained gaze met McCoy's, probably expecting laughter. Instead, the doctor returned his look with a sympathetic one of his own. Kirk smiled and turned around to face another Dareeni who held out a platter of lime green oval fruit slices.
Sighing deeply, McCoy stepped away from the side of the shuttle and made his way into the crowd. It didn't take long for their greeters to realize that a new face had come into their midst. He was mobbed by several people who grabbed him and pulled him along through the crowd, showering him with food, flowers and confetti. It was almost more than the doctor could take. Be nice, Leonard. Suppress the urge to bolt back to the shuttle screaming. He bit back a sneeze as a handful of glitter rained down on his head from somewhere up above.
McCoy was at first relieved when they were ushered to a large hoverbus pulled up next to the transport complex and driven through a series of winding roadways. He smiled as he imagined a nice hotel with luxurious pillows, a bar, maybe a swimming pool... No on calls...heaven. As they turned a corner past a large stone edifice with orange glass windows, he noticed that there was an unusual amount of people lining the streets. Some held banners and flags, waving them enthusiastically. With a start, McCoy realized they were there to see them. It's a parade... He shrugged and waved to the crowds. Whatever.
***
The next several hours passed in a blur. The bus escorted them from party to party; streets, public parks, military installations and private dwellings welcomed them with effusive joy and celebration. They spent no more than half an hour at each location before being whisked off to another. McCoy was beginning to develop a headache from the upheaval. Every time I finish my darn drink, somebody hands me a refill. I can't even use the bathroom without being celebrated all the way there! He took a sip of something yellow and mildly frothy, wincing as the acrid taste hit him.
The next thing he knew, he'd woken up on the shuttlecraft again, this time headed towards Rei, the first moon. Once again, he and the representatives were swarmed by overly friendly inhabitants upon disembarking. He'd managed to share a helpless look with Jim, who was being fawned over by several little girls who seemed to want him to play some kind of schoolyard game involving a ball filled with seeds.
Just as McCoy had begun to think that the day would never end, Carol Marcus surprised him. He'd been trying to find an open window, some kind of hole in the wall so he could breathe, when a hand reached out and pulled him behind a potted plant.
"AH!"
"Shhh..." The lieutenant held a finger up to her lips. "They'll hear you." She raked a hand through her damp hair and leaned against the wall, arms crossed, letting a puff of air out.
McCoy smiled. "So...what's your impression of our hosts?"
Marcus smiled. "A bit too...'enthusiastic' for my liking."
"Pardon me, ma'am, but I believe the word you're searching for is 'insane'." He shook his head and twirled his finger in a circle. "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's having groupies."
Carol peered between the fronds of palm and pointed across the room. Jim was busy posing for photos with a group of older men. "He doesn't seem to mind."
McCoy looked just as the photographer lowered the camera. A pretty green haired woman passed it to Jim, who looked down at the image, then smiled up at her and winked. "Now, why do you think that is?"
Carol crossed her eyes and leaned back. "I should've known." She pulled out her comm and looked at it. "We've got an hour before we have to leave. I don't know about you, but I'm ready to call it a night now." She yawned. "They haven't said anything about accommodations, and I really don't want to try and find a hotel at this time of night in a strange city."
McCoy flipped open his comm and called Jim. The captain picked up on the fifth chirp. "Kirk here," he shouted over the loud music.
"Jim, me and Carol have about had it. Mind if we take the shuttle back now? You know I hate the transporter, and you're certainly not going anywhere any time soon-"
"Go ahead, Bones. I-I might want to stick around a little-" He stopped as the woman beckoned him onto the dance floor, laughing and tapping her feet. Kirk nodded and continued. "You're not drunk, are you?"
McCoy obliged the unseeing captain by walking a straight line behind the palm. Carol clapped. "Nope. See you, Jim." He clicked off the comm. "Come on, Lieutenant. We're good."
After asking for directions, they headed up to the roof of the convention centre, locating the shuttlepad where their craft was parked. It took only three minutes before they were soaring through the clouds and on their way home.
When he opened the hatch and exited the shuttle, night shift officers approached him. McCoy threw his hands up in front of his face, then dropped them at their confused expressions. "Sorry. I've been around too many people today."
"No worries, Doctor. Man, you look beat." Ensign Breyer clapped him on the shoulder before heading up into the craft to run a maintenance check. He nodded at Carol as she slowly stepped down the ramp. She offered a weak smile and yawned again.
"Good night, Lieutenant. Get some zs." McCoy saluted her with a smile and she returned it, heading towards the turbolift on the other side of shuttlebay. He watched her until the doors slid shut and moved in the opposite direction. And now...to bed. The whir of his turbolift nearly lulled him to sleep, only to jolt him awake as it stopped.
If it was possible, he broke his earlier shower record before brushing his teeth, and crawling into bed, thoroughly sore and exhausted. Probably still got about a kilo of glitter in my hair... He turned on his side and let sleep take him into oblivion.
***
Oblivion tasted strangely like vomit.
McCoy gripped the side of his toilet with one hand, shaking as he pushed down on the lever with the other. He'd woken up five minutes ago, kicking off the wet blankets, only to realize they were soaked with his own sweat. A burning pain was boring a hole somewhere in the pit of his stomach. Without thinking, he'd sprinted for the bathroom and hung his head over the bowl just in time to unload nine hours worth of party food.
Mentally, he kicked himself. Shoulda known. What am I always telling anyone who'll listen, and plenty who won't? "Don't eat anything without checking it out first." I'll bet it was those jakusa rings...about burned my mouth off. Or maybe that weird pink punch with the floaties in it...oh, who cares? He heaved again, gasping for air. Nothing came up. Good. Maybe it's gone... He stilled as he noticed the dark blue rash on the back of his right hand for the first time. Sitting back against the bathroom wall, he pushed up one pajama sleeve, then the other. The blue blotches went all the way up his arm, swollen and pulsating. Ack! My tricorder...where's my tricorder? He slapped his forehead, wincing in pain as he realized that he'd left it behind on the shuttle. Peachy.
He was just about to reach for his comm to call for help when it chirped, and he unclipped it from his pants, pressing the answer button. "McCoy here. I-"
A low moan interrupted him. "Tell me you don't feel as bad as I do."
"Carol?" He leaned forward, holding his dizzy head. "What's wrong?"
"I was hoping you could tell me. I've been lying on the bathroom floor for an hour." A faint hint of wry humor colored her tone. "Finally managed to drag my way over to the wall comm. I guess I must be lonely 'cause I'm blue."
He chuckled humourlessly. "I know the feeling. You just rest, I'll call for help." She didn't answer, but judging from the sound McCoy heard on the other end, he couldn't blame her one iota. He switched the channel. "Medbay, this is McCoy. Send a medical team to my quarters and Lieutenant Carol Marcus's, in quarantine gear. We're dealing with an unknown disease..."
***
"Got any threes?"
McCoy quirked a brow at the blue-skinned scientist who regarded him from the next bed. He took a tiny sip of apple juice from the table that stood between them and settled back against his pillows.
Carol frowned down at her hand of cards. "Go fish."
He leaned forward and reached out a hand towards her, smiling as her heart rate indicator went up five points. "You're a terrible bluffer, Lieutenant."
She managed a smile back, and slapped the card into his hand, frowning and rubbing her temple with her other hand. "Yeah, well, this is a rotten place to play cards, all hooked up to monitors." Carol waved a hand at the medical display, brushing her hair out of her eyes. "Cheater."
"Hey, nobody's stopping you from looking at mine." He set down his pair and peered through the containment field at the science officers who were busy studying their samples, trying to determine the origin of their illness and find a cure.
Despite his assurances that the anti-nausea meds he'd been given were working, he had been told in no uncertain terms by Doctor Pajaloi that his job now was to rest. He'd been tempted to quote the phrase, "physician, heal thyself", but a bout of heart palpitations had stopped him in his tracks. This had led to more tests which revealed that he was allergic to the digestive remedy he had earlier lauded. So now he sat cross-legged in bed playing kiddy card games with a young woman who was no more pleased about the forced inactivity than he was.
Carol's fingernails idly grazed her right arm. "I play fair. Got any jacks?"
"No scratching, unless you want some lovely scars for a souvenir." He took another sip of juice. "Fish." He looked over at the time display on the wall. "What's keeping Jim, anyway?" He'd been expecting the captain for two hours. I know he stayed out late last night, but surely...
"Probably trying to wake up one of our ardent admirers to ask for medical assistance. That, could take a while." She reached for a card and tapped it against her chin, thinking. "Or maybe they're as in the dark as we are. Twos?"
McCoy dearly hoped it was the former. "Go fish." Pain grabbed his stomach. He breathed in and out slowly until it passed. "If only they'd let me have a tricorder, or a micro-imager...something. That's all I want. I hate not being able to do something." He dropped his cards face down and balled his hands into fists. An alarm beeped and he looked behind his head. "There goes my temperature again. 101.3." McCoy sighed and gulped down the rest of his juice, seeing the small flat vital sign stickers taped to his rashy arm. "Hey..." Pouring an ice cube from his drink, he pressed it to the miniscule device, watching his readouts with hope.
A plastic straw sailed by his head. "That doesn't work and you know it." Marcus crossed her arms and gave him a sideways glance.
He shrugged. "A man can dream, can't he?" As he dropped the ice back in his glass, he spotted Jim and Spock standing by the entrance to sickbay, speaking to Pajaloi. The first officer wore his usual all-is-right-with-the-universe-and-myself expression, but Kirk's was more difficult to read. He nodded at the doctor, who headed for his office, while the two approached the quarantine field together.
McCoy slipped his feet into a pair of white paper slippers and slid off the bed, heading for the field. He flicked a comm switch, allowing them to speak but not spread germs. "Good news or bad?"
Spock folded his hands behind his back. "We were rather fortunate, Doctor. Considering the numerous locations and individuals you and Lt. Marcus were exposed to, we expected it would take longer to narrow down the source of your infection."
"I could see that. It was pretty crazy." McCoy scratched his stubbly jaw.
"Is anybody else ill?" Carol chimed in, stepping forward, her hand drawing the sash on her robe closed. McCoy looked back at her, then turned, cocking his head at Jim.
Kirk shook his head. "No. That's part of the reason we figured it out, actually." He pressed a hand to the field, looking first McCoy, then Carol in the eyes. They both drew back and shared a glance before turning to face forward again.
"You may thank Mr. Chekov's keen observational skills." McCoy tried to remember if he'd seen the navigator at the party, but drew a blank. "He recalled seeing the two of you engaging in a clandestine rendezvous behind a large thee'oric palm, shortly after which you departed." Spock's brow rose. "The leaves of these palms secrete a resin which is mildly irritating to the Dareen. In humans, it would appear the reaction is rather more...pronounced." He indicated the rash covering McCoy's arms and face. "The Dareen medical authorities were kind enough to supply us with a course of treatment. You will each have to undergo a series of three injections, five hours apart, as well as phototherapy and the application of medicated lotion."
Carol twirled her hand in the air. "Yay."
"Oh, joy." McCoy tugged at his pajama collar. "Don't get me wrong, I want to get out of here. I just wish it didn't take so long."
"Understood. I wish you both a quick recovery." Turning, he walked away, but then stopped. "It was unsettling to learn of your discomfort."
"Thanks, Spock." McCoy watched him stop next to a microscope and peer down into it. Carol walked back over to bed, smiling at Kirk as she gathered their forgotten playing cards. He waved, and she waved back, frowning before sitting down on the edge of the bed and shuffling the cards.
Kirk cleared his throat. "Uh...yeah. I'm glad you're feeling better, too, Bones." He stared at his feet. "Sooo...twelve hours, at least. Wow. Long time to be stuck in a q-field together...and the shuttle...the party...something you two wanna tell me?" He pointed back and forth between the two of them.
McCoy frowned. "Spit it out, Jim."
Kirk shuffled his feet. "It's just...you know, it was pretty nuts...I don't think I saw anyone I recognized after midnight. I just kind of wondered...well, did you two have a good time?" There was a slight edge to his voice.
The doctor put his hands on his hips. "I think you know the answer to that." He turned to Carol, spreading his arms out wide. "Rashy, nauseous, and feverish, and he asks if we enjoyed ourselves?"
"I don't think that's what he's talking about, Leonard," Carol muttered, tucking her legs beneath the blankets and reaching for her cranberry juice.
Kirk cleared his throat. "Like, are you two...did you-" He swallowed hard.
Carol frowned. "Wait a minute. Are you...jealous? Of us?"
McCoy blushed. "Oh, for crying out loud. Are you kidding me, Jim?" He closed his eyes and shook his head, one hand on his hip, the other on his forehead. "Sure. Sure. Between racing each other to the bathroom and having blood drawn every hour, we fell madly in love. Right, Carol?"
She raised her glass in a mock toast before taking a sip, eyes rolling. "Absolutely smitten, darling."
Leonard turned back to the captain. "Satisfied? Or do I need a lawyer?"
It was Kirk's turn to blush. He backed away from the field. "Sorry. It's just, you hear about these things happening. Two people, stuck together, facing adversity...you know what I mean, right?"
McCoy nodded. "Yeah. I know. Say, what's gotten into you, anyway? 'Cause I'm sure there's plenty more resin where that came from, if you want to hang out with us patients." He put one hand flat against the field. " Besides, what happened to that girl you were hanging out with last night? The one who took your picture?"
"Yoka?" Jim managed a lopsided grin, tugging at his uniform sweater. "Ah, about that...well, apparently, there's at least one Dareen who isn't overly fond of...strangers. Who also happens to be her father." He chuckled half-heartedly. "Her seven foot tall...overly protective...short-tempered...father." He slicked back his hair. "Phew. Took some fast talking to get out of that one."
McCoy covered his face with one hand. Jim, Jim, Jim... "I'll bet it did." He clutched his abdomen as another wave of pain and nausea hit him. "Oooh. Gotta go." Kirk winced as McCoy turned and ran for the bathroom. Leave it to Jim to think Carol and I would fall in love over the toilet bowl...