MLB 2022 Season: Houston Warship: Go Phuck Yourselves

Now in the correct thread....

Marcus Semien had an "oh shit" moment.

 

The Cards are opening up a 5 game home-stand against my Red-Legs tonight. I give the odds at 6-5 that Al-Bert clocks 700 this week-end.

Once you get into the Pen the Reds are a feast-a-rama/pinball batting practice machine.

#700 is gonna cost a shit fuckin' load more than ...oh thanks you can keep it for #697, prepare to Man the Sharpies Mister...Pujlos!!! If whomever grabs it is a good-guy.

 

Is this the first time that all players have worn #21 on Roberto Clemente day?

I'm watching the Mets/Pirates game right now and everyone is wearing the number. I don't recall that ever happening before. I mean, of course everybody wears #42 on April 15 (for Jackie Robinson) but I don't remember it ever being done for Clemente...

 

The Tampa Bay Rays started an unprecedented nine Latin American players in their lineup Thursday on Roberto Clemente Day, going on to rout the Toronto Blue Jays 11-0.

Maybe that lineup should be used more often.

 

Thank you, Santana.

 

Did you mean Cerrano???

 

Judge has a real shot to break the non-steroid home run record. That's exciting.

 

I want him tested, and check for bandages and/or cork in/on his ass cheeks.

 

♪♫ Anything our teams can do, the Pirates can do worse ♫♪

Plus DeGrom wasn't about to lose 2 straight to shitty teams.

 

Mets set MLB record with 106 HBP in a season. Still plenty of time to increase that number too.

 

Kolten Wong 5 - Cincinnati Reds 1

 

Same old story, our bull-pen is full of steers.

 

1 HR off the starter, 1 HR off each of two relievers. It's more of a statement on the Brewers sputtering offense really.

 

I'm goin' with the Ing..Guardians now.



I like long shots.

 

Stay Classy Guards-rails.

 

That proposed logo is so...bad it's almost good.