TOS Caption Contest #78 - Spock Picks Pic

[scottydog]

Spock: "It is not logical. I have the pointy eyebrows and ears while she has the pointy nipples."

Sulu: "So do I, big boy."

 

[Michael]

Spock: "It is not logical. I have the pointy eyebrows and ears while she has the pointy nipples."

Kirk: "What's the point, Mr. Spock?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Well, she may have testicle-slapping damage right here when I'm done."
Caretaker: "Better take the insurance then. Sign here."

Extra, thinking: "Hope this wraps up soon: I gotta shoot a stag film tonight."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I planned on saving him, but I had waaay too many Mr. Pibbs and had to piss at just the wrong time ..."
Kirk: "Destiny, I suppose."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Captain, I finally understand your fascination with a cheap feel.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Film? Why would anybody shoot on film? You really don't expect anybody to be interested in this stuff in 40 years, do you?

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "If only she had two more ..."

Roddenberry, out of breath: "Oh! Uh, could you guys ... come back later? I'm ... running lines ... with Nichelle."
Takei: "Disgusting!"

Spock: "Mind-meld reveals this one is sentient, Captain. And the stories it tells!"

 

[Hambone]

"Uncle Owen, this R2 unit has a bad motivator...look!"

 

[Outpost4]

I don't know why that one is funny but it is.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Stand back, I'm cranking the dial up to 11"

But, Hambone's a winner with that one

 

[Shatmandu]

But, Hambone's a winner with that one

Yeah, I'll third that. Great!

Joe, not-so-great!

 

[Gertch]

People didn't want to be LIKE Spock, they wanted to BE Spock. But only right now, at this very moment, doing what he's doing.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

"Sir, this Tribble is dead!"

 

[Outpost4]

"Sir, when I pet this tribble, it coos."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Like the Tribbles that make up her outfit, this female is bisexual ..."

Spock: "Caretaker, if you can manufacture one of these with my father's facial features, you've got yourself a deal."

 

[Michael]

Spock: "Sir, if I pet this Tribble, it detaches some form of milky liquid. Maybe Dr. McCoy should have a look at it."

 

[Shatmandu]

(This is a terrific photoshop, by the way. The shadows on her collarbone fall perfectly.)

Spock: "Excellent job on the breasts, Doctor. When will his penis be beheaded and turned inside-out?"

Kirk: "You still got your purse with you, Nancy?"
Sulu, sighing: "Yes, sir."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: "Doctor, I am simply attempting to ascertain the location of this tribble's mouth...found it!"

 

[Michael]

(This is a terrific photoshop, by the way. The shadows on her collarbone fall perfectly.)

(Thank you.)

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I'm sure Mister Sulu can find someone else to play Dungeons and Dragons with ..."
Martine: "<snurk>."