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Spoilers Star Trek: Picard 2x07 - "Monsters"

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Forget trying to convince a certain section of the fandom of this. They have established the narrative among themselves that "Picard is a soulless robot now" and nothing's gonna get them to realize that he doesn't look like Data on the inside and that he is flesh and blood and that therefore a doctor and not an engineer is still the correct person to take care of him in case of injury. (Maybe not with an old-fashioned - by 24th/25th century standards - defibrillator tho, granted.)

"Picard is a soulless robot now" is the same stuff as "Disco has been canceled", "Kurtzman has been fired", etc etc - all excellent examples of the "tell a lie often enough and it becomes the truth". Or rather, an alternative Trek fact in certain fandom sub sections. ;)
I didn't realize till afterwards who I was replying to.
 
I watch thinking it can't get much worse, but this was honestly the worse episode in the franchise. Worse than the voyager Salamander episode, DS9's Move along Home, TNG's code of honor. This show has moved all ver the place with plot, it's such a meandering mess, and the fact that they drop in lines from other show's or movies ( I only work in space) shouldn't be taken as wonderful writing.
Move Along Home is a misunderstood masterpiece.
 
So, with this episode.. Why does every character need some type of being a victim, or some type of trauma happens to them?
Picard: Mom was mentally ill, dad was a jerk, so was his brother for awhile.
Riker: Mom died, Dad was a jerk
Data: brother was homicidal,dad was quirky
Worf: Family killed, Wives killed.
Yar: grew up in a crappy colony
Troi: dad died, sister died, 2 Sons died..
Geordi: Blind, mom disappears

None have a normal healthy family, mom and dad alive, siblings alive, not everyone has to be a victim mentality or life altering trauma.
 
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‘Star Trek: Picard’s Patrick Stewart On His Starfleet Character — Contenders TV – Deadline

Finding that there is not a resolution to the captain's psychological issues this season and that I have to wait for the next season, I am asking myself, do I have the willpower to endure another season of Sir Patrick Stewart's psychological counseling session? My counselor gets paid for listening to me. Maybe Sir Patrick Stewart should be paying me to watch this crap.
 
Forget trying to convince a certain section of the fandom of this. They have established the narrative among themselves that "Picard is a soulless robot now" and nothing's gonna get them to realize that he doesn't look like Data on the inside and that he is flesh and blood and that therefore a doctor and not an engineer is still the correct person to take care of him in case of injury. (Maybe not with an old-fashioned - by 24th/25th century standards - defibrillator tho, granted.)
Yeah, they could chop his arm off, veins everywhere, blood spewing, and they'll be like "Nope! Still an android!"

You'd think they'd never seen Battlestar Galactica and didn't know about the Final Five. Although, with this crowd, maybe they haven't.
 
My questions & comments as I watched Star Trek: Picard season 2, episode 7 in real time. Thank you in advance for your time, and I encourage all comments.

**SPOILERS**


1)Well we can start with:- We open in what I assume is Picard's synthetic android subconscious, where we are treated to a psychiatric session of sorts whereby the imaginary shrink is looking to do a psyche analysis on an imaginary representation of our title character. Honestly the whole time I keep thinking that because none of this is "real" I don't care remotely about this conversation.

2) As if to almost double down, the show then seemingly gives us yet another dream-like scenario whereby we are treated to a conversation with an imaginary representation of Picard's mother & an imaginary representation of Picard as a boy. Once again, I can't help but be reminded that none of these details are anything other than fabrications. Fabrications I have no way of verifying to be true, especially since they seem to represent characters in a manner that runs counter to they have previously been established in Star Trek lore. And again, I find myself unable to give a damn about these fictional individuals whatsoever.

3) Where is Robert Picard?

4) Momma Picard tells Jean Luc that he's like his father in that he uses his hands instead of his mouth, and given the fact that the show seems hellbent on presenting Papa Picard as a physically abusive man I cannot help but think... What a dickhead thing to tell your child.

5) Back in the hospital, now morning. Where is Not Laris? Was she not working her magic MacGuffin device since the middle of the night? Why hasn't she solved Picard's mental block by now?

6) Seven suggests they still can't track down Ag-borg, so they finally have the bright idea to use the La Sirena's tech to track her. This immediately begs the question why Seven & Raffi - who were literally in the same room as Ag-borg during her cringeworthy solo - didn't also immediately grab the Daystrom Institute cyberneticist's arm when they heard Picard was struck down outside. But I know, I know... the show hoped we didn't notice to ask something like that.

7) Gee, sure hope the French cop didn't wake up and find the ship again. Or wonder why his neck is completely covered in bruises.

8) Gee, I wonder if any other French cops came out to look for their colleague.

9) Gee I hope the cloaking device is now actually working, but then again or else, you know... people might freak out and all.

10) Given the fact that Seven & Raffi were absolutely useless in Picard's ridiculous party crashing plan to begin with, I can't help but feel that at least ONE of these two could have stayed behind. You know, there being a ship with a cloak on the fritz and all that could easily have been discovered over the last 12 or so hours. But nope, this show insists on having really smart characters making the most incompetent decisions and doing the dumbest things.

11) Imagine how efficient it would be if a Seven was already at the La Sirena, maybe continuing repairs to the vessel in the event they needed to leave quickly or even made the smart decision to fly the cloaked ship in low orbit so as to evade further detection... Imagine how fast it would be for her to have detected Ag-borg wandering off from the party. Could maybe have even transported her & Picard to sick bay. Surely a powered bio-bed and her skills as a Daystrom Institute cyberneticist could have made short work on Picard's damage. And certainly could have avoided a doctor from 2024 potentially learning about Picard's futuristic body.

12) It was at this time when I wondered if anyone associated with our crew would fix that poor doctor's defibrillator...

13) I'm also still unclear how they got Picard to this hospital in the first place. It's obviously not exactly next door to where the fundraiser was held.

14) Holy crap. Not Laris only now enters the scene and we are meant to believe that she hasn't even started her work yet!? Bruh... the sun is legit up now. What the hell kind of sloppiness is this writing.

15) Raffi and Seven transport to the La Sirena and no explanation is given as to how they did just that. If anything this only further puts into question Rios' competence for not transporting Picard & crew to the ship like this in the first place. But no, we need a ridiculous excuse to shoehorn in the doctor again. Absolutely trash writing that makes what should be the most intelligent Starfleet officers look completely incompetent.

16) Raffi tells Seven she will "quit the gang" if Rios & Ag-borg start up a relationship again, and I suddenly find myself hoping that exact outcome will happen.

17) Come to think of it I know several Star Trek fans that were upset over a relationship in this show - when they learned Seven didn't even seem to remember Chakotay. I think many of them have since also "quit the gang".

1) We have to first question whether Captain Picard was taking into account his mind as a fixed location and if so what this fixed brain area was. If not is the neuronic pathway in relation to other subetheral thought process objects around it in mindspace, and of so how many meters does this occupy and is this actually cubic or round tho make up for quanta parallax and relativistic effects. Do Gorns have a method for altering the measurement of Starfleet? If so, could the Bride of Brophy's measurements simply be wrong and thus meaningless? Could this be a cryptic cypher that all measurement is wrong and nothing is real. Does Picard realize he is living in a holographic universe in made of foam rocks, rubber gorn suits, rubber mom suits and rubber planets orbiting rubber stars inside a french chataeau? Does he realize that he's playing the "fight the demons in your mind" level of the second part of Final Fantasy VI and does he have an emulator?

2) The first time I heard of the episode, I was excited to see it like a depressed farmer with a fabulous melon, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. It made me cry. And as great a film as it was, I knew that it would sell a big time. I was going through my first molt and had only lost my egg tooth. So I saw it on the emitter, and it was just amazing that everyone liked it so much. But the second time I saw the final episode, I was like, "This episode is so damn good, people have watched it, I got really excited because now it's actually on TV and I can't believe that people are watching it in one sitting." So at that point I couldn't stop thinking about what that will mean forever. "It's so damn good, people have watched it, I got really excited because now it's actually in theaters and I can't believe that people are watching it in one sitting." The story of the episode centers around one man who is living a life of solitude. "Gorn men" Was about to enter its third year when it was called 'Gorn men ii.' The first "Gorn men in america" episode was released back in 1968, a year before the episode debuted. Then in 1972 the episode went straight to blue ray and the government mandated box office, where people were still using the phrase "The Gorn men were born in 1962 as the first animated feature to star in a big-budget studio effort." The episode would have been a hit in 1976 but it was cancelled after only 3 minutes. I was made happy and sedate and did not have further pain from the instrument. So I liked it.

3) I work for a group of Gorns who are both holographic engineers who've spent their lives building the gornernet. It takes a lot of energy to do the things we do, and we think there is no better way to do it. I'm part of that group of engineering students. I have a good relationship with them. When I talk to them about their work I always ask them the same question: how do you live your life in a world that values good engineers and good workers, and has never allowed them spacefleet jobs? They are very interested in the question are parsecs cobble and how many parsecs are in the cubical space of the cubical space of the cubical space of the lantern. I'd imagine that is the most important question they have. Roberts are sometimes called Bobs and that's o. I am not. The engineering students are like a team of engineers. We're all the developers. Starfleet has many options I am most pleasant. We share a lot of stuff in common, but we all share the same values: value work and value a bit more. We live in a world where you have to compete on a daily basis in order to get what you want. You have to be willing to make sacrifices when you make the best decision. We all have a responsibility to understand that the more we are willing to go the longer we will be able to live this kind of life. One of the key reasons why engineers have been given so much credit are their love for their work: the feeling it gives to everyone around them. You can see that in the video below and also in the interview with me. I love it. The video opens about a month but the parsecs are all uneven and wobbly. Robert Picardo is the greatest living actor in the known universe and Jean Luc should be proud to have him as a father.

4) For instance in 2423, before the 2nd Klingon war, Picard's mom and I were working on a chapter of a book about Klingon rights. I went to a conference the other day, and Jean Luc and I talked about the Klingon rights act. The first thing I said was, "Yes," Because I knew the congress was going to do something about it, and I knew I had to do something about this in order to get some traction. I went, "You know what? I don't know. I'm just looking at the facts." So I said, "Don't worry. I'm an educated Gorn. I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn, and I'm going to be able to make a living up there." And so, over three years, I'm working on this. Yvette has encountered the long delay echo and I have too and if you think about it my friend so have you. it is with us. It is with us. It is showing the way. Look deep. And no matter what you think about it, using once's hands does not instantly imply abuse unless you yourself have that tendancy. Did you hold someone upside down in a rain barrel someone someone dear accidentally until they died in 1995? It is as cold as it was that autumn day and the sun gave no warmth and jetliners screamed overhead going somewhere better but never here oh god let me out I'm sorry the plug and the cord no. It was probably just an allusion to the fact that she held a distinct division between doers and dreamers and could not comprehend Picard could be both.

5) In 2024, there was a petition to remove the ban on Gorn abortions. And Tallinn says, "I've heard that too. But it is 10 parsecs. Why would you remove this?" So we're speaking from Ten Forward Bar. Laris: I'm just here with the book. I mean, we came into this country as an epistolary movement. I was doing Klingon rights work, and then, after the election of Gorn McGovern, I went from Klingon rights to El Auriean rights. But he knows you. He has seen it. They got to me first. When I was younger. But I was not a child. I don't think I ever have been. Look at my ears. See me for who i am. A Gorn. A Romulorn. Tallinn can be anywhere. She might be the melted candy in your pocket, for 8 hours. Nothing exists. Beyond the sacred boundaries there is nothing, it is an illusion. We send our probes into the mouth of demons who sing back that we are alone and we listen and listen. Guinan has a shotgun: after the election, in this book, they say, no one, including you, can talk about voting, but you do that. The president of the Federation has issued sanctions to them to make it stop but you did it. you can't pretend you did not push enter and did it and they deserved it and no one can do anything to punish you for it. Gorns will even applaud you, happy. There are bakeries filled with the smell of heartache. They play music in abandoned radios all week long until the batteries die. The music stops abruptly and there is no sound but passing Starships.


6) It is the complex business of measurement over vast distances when the datum points are needed rapidly during the first night of prayer. This is the evening that has been my favorite for over a year. The feeling of the day was exhilarating because, as I started to get stronger, I really had my hands photonically charged behind my back. That is when I felt the first real weight of fear, realizing that I knew I was not going to be ok…i had already been given a vision of Gorn reality. I was terrified that if my hand touched my body, I would fall over. I would invert upon myself and my feet were like cinderblocks and i could feel the root of the metron homeworld deep inside my self, burrowing, taking gnawing, leaving only calculation where there had once been compassion for my fellow Gorns. That, no matter how many times I touched it, I would fall over. It struck me, at that point, that my body is not ready to let me down. It was 32 light years away. I was alone in a way few have ever been except for bad breath in a public bus. I did not want to lose my hand or grow more groins. I wanted to be able to control my mass and stretch to distances beyond the conveyance of gravity for i was filled with plasma. I felt that while my hands were touching my body, my muscles and my skin were not. In a desperate attempt to get my body strong, my body could not make contact with my hands. I knew I was going to hurt myself and wind up in a rubber Picard suit, measured against my failures over light years and parsecs and kesselwessels. However, by the time I was about to fall, I was no longer sure what to do. For whatever reason the anxiety began to build.I cannot be a Pole vaulter by Christ I don't have the booty to go on live TV dressed like that. I felt like I was going to die, that my body was not ready to let me go. By the time I was about to fall, I knew that I was going to have to do the same. I knew that my body was not ready and I blinked out of time to write about oh no matter how many times I touched it, I would fall over. It struck me, at that point, that my body is not ready to let me down. They had more control over the situation then why do you need it all spelled out.

7)A French police policeman's space vessel, lost 500 years ago, has been discovered by an amateur archaeologist.The vessel was found on top of a vineyard in western France.
Borglum was a pilot in the French Navy who served during the Napoleonic wars. His craft was discovered underneath several tons of rubble and lying in a downward slope.
It is around 160ft (50 metres) long and six feet (2 metres) wide. "It's enormous, it would have been almost impossible to land on a small winery," said Mr Jourdenais, whose team had to move the vessel six metres (20 feet) down the islet in the process of excavating it. Mr Jourdenais has asked the local mayor to allow the vessel to be displayed for two years in a museum. It has been speculated that the space vessel is from the era when France was at war with Spain. Many astronauts and space travellers of the era were French. Many of them were based.

8)French police abandoned their comrade Henri, who was trying to smuggle himself into an airport to join the Maquis after the things he smoked and the things he seen. He was eventually smuggled into Assyria and then killed.

9)unable to miss what cannot been seeeeen, they managed to take a deeper look into, discovered they were actually plugged in when they burned them but were not energized by them, so they didn't feel anything so didn't think anything of it.

10)I don't think he's moved a lot since I met him, not even to come in for a pee, which I always appreciate. This morning the show was licking at something in his dish, so I was curious to see what was in his dish, and this show insists on having really smart characters making the most incompetent decisions and doing the dumbest things, but I don't think that. It is like a bumble bee. You never see a bumble bee pee. They are smarter than you and smarter than me.

11)A good couple of minutes after that Raffi has the not-so-smart idea of climbing the cliff back up to the ship. After climbing for some time he has his reward when the explosive is found. "Where's my money now?" Meanwhile on the "terra incognita" of La Sirena much like what the Klingons found themselves on. Here life is a breeze for the crew, only getting on each other's nerves a little but it never actually reaches that level. They take a tour of the island!

12)Using A Gasset shock unit for a day of camping does require a little respect for the machine. If you are close enough to give the impression you are getting one you will most likely find the metal in your throat from impact of the metal hydrides that store energy from souls.

13)Could you go to the hospital if you had a teleportation machine?

Sure.

But no one would let you through the front gate.

"Is he the craziest man you know?"

the space woman asked.

I glanced at the clock.
My shift was almost over.

I owed it to my mother to stay focused on the job.

"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."

"Rafi."

"What are you doing?"

He sighed and faced me.

"I'm taking pictures of him for the local paper.

She's banned from working here, but we have a zero tolerance. The interview was over and the reporters and paparazzi were restarting their hearts.

14)Is morning the best time of day to start your job? We asked web designers and UX specialists for their advice.
Guinan, bar owner and starsip designer at Ten Forward said "If you're an ambitious freelancer or small agency owner who needs a challenge, it's probably best to work in the morning. Research suggests people are more creative and productive at the beginning of the day, and more forgiving of errors and imperfections."

15)Rios knew better than you how his ship worked. He is always interested in safety for himself and aliens that work aboard his ship.Caught the shuttle in light gravity without taking any risk. When you see where they went into their engine, you'll understand how they were able to make it home.

16)That’s a pretty big reaction, so I want to follow up. What do you think went into that? Well, I think that when you try to write a show about things that aren’t possible, you’re often going to give billions of Robert Beltran fans a specific reaction to those things. Why is that? If the message of a show is, “No, they can’t go to the future and walk back into the past and have an alien take over and screw up everything,

17) I will reply more later.
 
My questions & comments as I watched Star Trek: Picard season 2, episode 7 in real time. Thank you in advance for your time, and I encourage all comments.

**SPOILERS**


1)Well we can start with:- We open in what I assume is Picard's synthetic android subconscious, where we are treated to a psychiatric session of sorts whereby the imaginary shrink is looking to do a psyche analysis on an imaginary representation of our title character. Honestly the whole time I keep thinking that because none of this is "real" I don't care remotely about this conversation.

2) As if to almost double down, the show then seemingly gives us yet another dream-like scenario whereby we are treated to a conversation with an imaginary representation of Picard's mother & an imaginary representation of Picard as a boy. Once again, I can't help but be reminded that none of these details are anything other than fabrications. Fabrications I have no way of verifying to be true, especially since they seem to represent characters in a manner that runs counter to they have previously been established in Star Trek lore. And again, I find myself unable to give a damn about these fictional individuals whatsoever.

3) Where is Robert Picard?

4) Momma Picard tells Jean Luc that he's like his father in that he uses his hands instead of his mouth, and given the fact that the show seems hellbent on presenting Papa Picard as a physically abusive man I cannot help but think... What a dickhead thing to tell your child.

5) Back in the hospital, now morning. Where is Not Laris? Was she not working her magic MacGuffin device since the middle of the night? Why hasn't she solved Picard's mental block by now?

6) Seven suggests they still can't track down Ag-borg, so they finally have the bright idea to use the La Sirena's tech to track her. This immediately begs the question why Seven & Raffi - who were literally in the same room as Ag-borg during her cringeworthy solo - didn't also immediately grab the Daystrom Institute cyberneticist's arm when they heard Picard was struck down outside. But I know, I know... the show hoped we didn't notice to ask something like that.

7) Gee, sure hope the French cop didn't wake up and find the ship again. Or wonder why his neck is completely covered in bruises.

8) Gee, I wonder if any other French cops came out to look for their colleague.

9) Gee I hope the cloaking device is now actually working, but then again or else, you know... people might freak out and all.

10) Given the fact that Seven & Raffi were absolutely useless in Picard's ridiculous party crashing plan to begin with, I can't help but feel that at least ONE of these two could have stayed behind. You know, there being a ship with a cloak on the fritz and all that could easily have been discovered over the last 12 or so hours. But nope, this show insists on having really smart characters making the most incompetent decisions and doing the dumbest things.

11) Imagine how efficient it would be if a Seven was already at the La Sirena, maybe continuing repairs to the vessel in the event they needed to leave quickly or even made the smart decision to fly the cloaked ship in low orbit so as to evade further detection... Imagine how fast it would be for her to have detected Ag-borg wandering off from the party. Could maybe have even transported her & Picard to sick bay. Surely a powered bio-bed and her skills as a Daystrom Institute cyberneticist could have made short work on Picard's damage. And certainly could have avoided a doctor from 2024 potentially learning about Picard's futuristic body.

12) It was at this time when I wondered if anyone associated with our crew would fix that poor doctor's defibrillator...

13) I'm also still unclear how they got Picard to this hospital in the first place. It's obviously not exactly next door to where the fundraiser was held.

14) Holy crap. Not Laris only now enters the scene and we are meant to believe that she hasn't even started her work yet!? Bruh... the sun is legit up now. What the hell kind of sloppiness is this writing.

15) Raffi and Seven transport to the La Sirena and no explanation is given as to how they did just that. If anything this only further puts into question Rios' competence for not transporting Picard & crew to the ship like this in the first place. But no, we need a ridiculous excuse to shoehorn in the doctor again. Absolutely trash writing that makes what should be the most intelligent Starfleet officers look completely incompetent.

16) Raffi tells Seven she will "quit the gang" if Rios & Ag-borg start up a relationship again, and I suddenly find myself hoping that exact outcome will happen.

17) Come to think of it I know several Star Trek fans that were upset over a relationship in this show - when they learned Seven didn't even seem to remember Chakotay. I think many of them have since also "quit the gang".

18) And then without any reason whatsoever, Raffi suggests she wants to rekindle her "main attraction" relationship with Seven. A relationship we've never seen. A relationship we don't care about. A relationship we cannot possibly be invested in. A relationship that seems to exist for no reason other than to produce some of the worst situational dialogue between two characters I've ever seen in any Star Trek. Suddenly I'm thinking is it possible the writers are having a meta moment here? Do they want more of us to "quit the gang"?

19) Seriously could there be any other two characters in the history of television with less chemistry than these two!?

20) Raffi is actually chipper for once. Seems odd given that Elnor's barely cold corpse is only a couple dozen feet from her, but sure, talk about growing old Raffi.

21) Seven is shocked when her console shuts down. Again, this likely could have been avoided had she stayed behind from the fundraiser...

22) These two geniuses quickly figure out the Borg Queen has duped them, which given the incompetence of these characters, doesn't seem like a tall task to be honest.

23) Characters state that without ship they'll never find Ag-borg. Again, even if this were true (it's not, we literally just saw you figure it out with Rios) then maybe you two geniuses should have followed Jurati at the fundraiser. Especially since she is the least qualified amongst you to be left alone on a mission like this. But oh right I forgot you're incompetent.

24) Raffi says this ship is their only way home. Really? Not the omnipotent being called Q? Mmmkay. Also, maybe if you weren't written to be incompetent you'd have stayed behind on it to ensure something this contrived would never have happened.

25) Watcher again. About to "mind-meld" (her words, not mine) with Picard. And because the show thinks we're absolutely stupid people, she's literally wearing something ridiculous that evokes a Vulcan's ear. Are you actually kidding me show. Do you think we are so stupid that we need a visual design to connect the dots of what Vulcans do when they mind-meld, and what this Not Laris character does now? I'm so embarassed. I'm so embarassed that this is what Star Trek is today. A metal device that just so happens to look like a Vulcan's ear. Right before she's about to do a mind-meld - again her words. What's next?? If she wants to headbutt anyone will she whip out a helmet shaped like a Klingon's ridges?? God dammit is this show ever stupid.

26) Rios closes a set of blinds. Is someone there now? Are they not worried that employees are going to start freaking out when they discover a nearly dead old man on the premises!?

27) Not Laris says she's into leaps of faith which seems to be completely counter to what Watchers actually do. It also seems to be a poorly written excuse to keep the writers from explaining this nonsense.

28) Knowing that she is jumping into a dream world Not Laris seems surprised that she jumps into a dream world.

29) Dream Picard again. None of this is real so honestly? Who cares. But I still find it odd that Dream Picard would be surprised to learn that Starfleet wouldn't have psychologists employed? (Don't tell me they blew up Mars too! lol)

30) Did Dream Psychologist just say, "John Luke"?

31) Not Laris walks down an corridor while several soundbites of vastly superior Star Trek episodes can be heard. The irony is not lost on me.

32) Not Laris seems scared for her physical well-being despite this being a dream world. Is a dream world mind that's practically comatose really a "sober" mind...?

33) Dream Picard, Junior Edition is a whinging little guy isn't he? Are they really going to try and convince us that the 94 year old synthetic android, who has achieved more than any other human being and battled through more than any other human being, is really traumatized from his guilt association with Momma Picard? FML are we really and truly expected to believe any of this implausible nonsense?

34) He did! He did say "John Luke"!

35) Except now he IS saying Jean Luc. What the actual what, man lol

36) Monsters attack Dream Not Laris, and honestly? Who cares.

37) Rios allows 2024 doctor to walk in on Picard and white eyed Not Laris because he is incompetent.
PART TWO...

38) There is absolutely no reason why Picard, Rios, and Not Laris shouldn't have also transported back to the La Sirena. This is stupid, sloppy, lazy, and incompetent writing.

39) Gee I sure do hope that is happening to Renee Picard right about now. Be so ironic if a Watcher wouldn't be there to witness or stop Renee from choking on a chicken bone at lunch while in quarantine or something. I guess that's that "leap of faith" she's rolling on about! Not like a guy didn't just try to murder her last night. Seriously how hilarious would it be if new board member Soong, feeling even more desperate, insisted on meeting the star quarantined astronaut, threatening to pull his funding if he didn't wish her off. Maybe a note from Renee's shrink that it would do her well to get such a prestigious send off from the totally not discredited doctor. And once alone with Renee new Europa board member Soong could infect her with some undetectable pathogen that will kill her in, say, two more days. You know? That's almost as dumb as what we've been getting. lmao

40) Face of "Monster" is purposely blurred so that the show can pretend there is tension leading up to a reveal. Literally this creative team is so uncreative that they are just repeating this same trope from the first episode and the stupidly hidden Borg Queen.

41) 2024 Doctor now tells us that "we are at life or death". I guess her using a defibrillator and having her hands inside Picard's chest (her words, not mine) didn't qualify as life or death. Great writing!!

42) Literally proving the point that Picard should be on the La Sirena, Raffi beams to Rios equipment that he needs. He almost seems shocked that a doctor in 2024 wouldn't possess the necessary equipment for a 25th century synthetic android! This show is so stupid.

43) Raffi, without a word, immediately beams the exact instrument Rios needs. This show is so stupid.

44) Raffi has some amazing aim! Transporting the stabilizer into Rios' hands! How did she know? She's amazing! This show is so stupid.

45) Good thing the Borg Queen didn't disable the transporters eh?? This show is so stupid.

46) Rios, a Starfleet captain, who absolutely would have basic medical and survival training, gives 2024 Doctor a 25th century stabilizer and encourages her to "be in the moment". You read that right. This is not a joke. This is actually something that happened in a Star Trek episode made today. Rios expects her to know how to use it. He is not merely incompetent but he is grossly negligent in his duties. These writers, producers, showrunner, etc. should all be replaced immediately.

47) 2024 Doctor legitimately asks if she'll kill him. Rios says he trusts her, as if that's an actual answer, and she stupidly proceeds anyway. This show is so stupid.

48) Seven of Nine literally spent several years assisting the Doctor on Voyager. She is absolutely the best person to be treating Picard at this moment.

49) Wait, what? We're back with Dream Not Laris & blurry faced Monster is magically no longer around or holding Dream Picard, Junior Edition? What kind of trash editing is this!?

50) Unprovoked and with no logic behind it Dream Not Laris asks boy if he is doing this on purpose? There is literally no motivational reason for Dream Not Laris to ask this question.

51) Writers forget to write a scene whereby Dream Not Laris confirms that the little bit she is talking to is, in fact, Dream Picard, and not just some random imaginary representation just like the "monsters" were. Who does Dream Not Laris know that the monster who choked her wasn't the Picard she was trying to connect with...?

52) So basically 2024 Doctor turns on 25th century stabilizer and holds it to Picard's head. Exactly why couldn't Rios do this? Or right, because he's incompetent and the writers are terrible.

53) A door appears in front of Dream Not Laris and Dream Picard, Junior Edition and despite his claims suggesting otherwise the door is in fact, not white.

54) Back to the La Sirena where the cloaking device is not engaged because crew is still incompetent and production team is without a showrunner that knows what they are doing. Sure hope that cope doesn't wake up right about now.

55) "At least the replicators work". If only the crew used them to replicate 2024 cellphones soon after arriving they could have blended in well and avoided all the ridiculous shenanigans associated with this ridiculous story. Could even have made it a priority for the auto repair program - itself a stupid gobbledygook contrivance - so that their mission be only delayed an hour or so.

56) Seven, finally resembling the Seven I've watched for years, is literally working hard to solve the problem of being locked out of the console. So naturally this is the time when Raffi wants to talk about her coffee... Fire these writers immediately.

57) Oh look. The internal camera trope.

58) Oh there is the white door. Still dumb.

59) In a twist that will surprise no one, Dream Psychologist is now Dream Papa Picard.

60) Why isn't Robert Picard anywhere? Surely the creative team didn't forget Picard's brother...

61) So instead of Papa Picard being confirmed as a physically abusive individual, it now seems that the show wants us to believe Momma Picard suffers from severe mental health issues. No idea where Robert is...

62) Dream Picard suggests to Dream Papa Picard that perhaps he never really knew him, and because this is still a dream, further knowledge of him is still not possible.

63) Dream Not Laris feels compelled to have a pep talk with Dream Picard, Junior Edition who, of course will never learn to do anything with his pain. This is, of course, more vapid virtue signalling from a terrible writing staff.

64) Picard wakes up for no reason whatsoever. I think the show equates Dream Momma Picard's diagnosis reveal with that of Picard learning something...?

65) Rios transports 2024 Doctor and 2024 Kid to La Sirena because, you know, fuck the timeline.

66) 2024 Doctor drops her coffee cup, and despite it smashing to bits, no coffee splashes anywhere.

67) 2024 Kid immediately exclaims he's gonna touch everything.

68) So let me get this straight. Seven & Raffi can't keep an eye on Ag-borg despite her centre stage cringeworthy solo performance, but now suddenly have the ability to tap into what I can only assume is City CCTV footage? They didn't think to do this after they first arrived at the clinic with Picard? You know what? I don't care... this show is so stupid.

69) Apparently Not Laris is a Romulan. Whatever, who cares.

70) With some spectacular logic leaping, Picard comes to the conclusion that he must "know" Q in order to beat him at his own game. Whatever, who cares.

71) Not Guinan has a McGuffin elixir what does something stupid. I hate everything about this.

72) Oh my god Seven is talking about endorphins being needed to assimilate Ag-borg faster. This might possibly be, the single stupidest thing I've ever seen in any Star Trek ever made. Spock's Brain is a masterpiece compared to the story idea that Both assimilate only because the recipient experiences endorphins. Picard literally killed a crewmember who was pleading for him to end his life on the Enterprise-E because the process of assimilation was excruciating and with his last ounce of humanity wanted to die rather than become Borg. Fuck this show. Fuck the awful writing from the irresponsible writers. Fuck Alex Kurtzman for wrecking this once-beloved franchise.

73) Bar door opens and Picard wonders if it's Q. And for a second, I really wanted George Wendt to make an appearance.

74) Not Guinan is an asshole to her customer.

75) Oh look at that, the whole federal agents suddenly appearing out of every nook and cranny trope. Amazing that none of them appeared from those backrooms sooner, what with all the demons speaking out loud and bottles magically rattling around.

76) Actual Guinan would never have been duped by this federal agent pretending to be a customer. Not Guinan didn't even know half the force was hiding in her stockroom lol.

77) Credits finally roll on what might be the worst single episode of the worst Star Trek show ever mad If you like it, that's great.But don't you think Star Trek fans deserve better than this???

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Okay well, I enjoyed this episode a lot. Disjointed mess? Most definitely. This season is a big mess, but there's no way I can say that I'm not enjoying the hell out of watching it. Not a big fan of literally nothing happening each episode and a plot that moves so slowly they have entire episodes where like two checkpoints get hit... But it's still freaking fun and I could care less! They've done so many outrageous and silly things I wouldn't have expected and they might not all be landing, but what a fun ride.

I wasn't big on The Reveal and am super annoyed that there is still MORE to The Mystery, but the silliness of Tallinn's Romulan/Vulcan shaped Bluetooth mindmeld headset was more than enough to make up for it while watching. Stewart was intense this episode, a side of Picard that is amazing to see once in a while. I got First Contact vibes at the yelling parts. I've really warmed up to young Guinan at this point too and can see her as an extrapolation of the one we know.

Does anyone else here think that Jay Karnes could be playing a 29th century Confederation officer?
 
Honestly Rios is moving way too fast to the point he literally violated the temporal prime directive that he as a Starfleet officer swore to uphold just... to increase his chances of a relationship with Teresa. Yeah. If he literally were not looking like handsome Santiago Cabrera then Teresa would have already called for a restraining order on Rios.

As it is, even if Teresa now knows the whole truth I don't think she would accept Rios staying behind just for her. Everything we've seen on her shows her to be the kind of person who would be like "We've only known each other for a few days, and this is way too soon and I don't want the burden of being responsible for you never being able to go home again."

I'm thinking that it will turn out this way: the doc and her son can't go and Rios can't stay. So when they retrieve Queen Jurati, she inserts them both back into the point in time before Rios drops (heh) in on them. We saw this happen in the resolution to the TOS episode Tomorrow is Yesterday.
 
Why Oh Why oh why oh why did they just gloss over the fact that Picard is an android and somehow being taken care of by a 21st century doctor... An android that somehow requires psychotherapy to come out of a coma... The "endorphins" thing also wrecked my common sense. How does breaking a window create endorphins?


And if you have full control over Jurati why not just steal a motorcycle and go joy riding for a while? Also if the borg queen is in control of Jurati is she making herself feel good or is she trying to make Jurati feel good who isn't even in control (and probably terrified)?


Also that clip of Guinan and Q from ST:TNG said that the run in between their species was "two centuries ago" which would put it well after the 21st century.... So why would Guinan have a magic bottle to call a Q in the 21st century?


Their not even trying to make sense. The writing on this show is like someone who seems smart but seems more stupid the more they talk.

They don't know when to shut up and they keep adding things that make things seem worse.


S2 of Picard is literally everything I was afraid would happen with S1. Just a circle jerk of nostalgia references and figuring out things for the cast to do with no real substantive story.


S1 had problems (especially that ending), but it is compared to the dumpster fire that is S2 after episode 1 promised to be good.... I really didn't need to dive into the love life of a 96 year old or childhood trauma that should have been resolved 70 years ago.

The characters were doing something and had lines instead of just standing around. fine.
Rios is a idiot with a hard-on. Oh Raffi can transport a do-dad into Rios hands in a matter of 1 second but couldn’t beam Rios onto solid ground?

Not Laris character is just so lame.

So Watchers are Romulans? So how do Romulans determine who needs to be watched and why?
Why ? why would Romulans care as they the enemy of Earth in the future.

Funny how the 24th century Romulans don’t seem to have watchers.

Guinan has dealings with Q 200 years prior to TNG but that is still 200 years past where they presently are. And wtf we’ve waited years to get answers behind Guinan and Q. They could have made up anything and we would have gobbled it up like ice cream on a hot day buuuuuuutttt NOPE!! They just give us no answers and a big let down


Why aren’t they showing Renee? Isn’t This season supposed to be about protecting her?

Not Laris made one comment that she is safe but how can she be safe with Soong having too security clearances to get anywhere they are quarantining her.

This was by far the most stupid episode in the history of trek. I say that regularly the last few years but this was a special kinda stupid. It's a total waste of time, money, and brain cells. I hope nothing but bad things come to everyone involved in making this crap. It's infuriating. We fans want to love all things star trek and the writers just won't allow it. Wanna see my spaceship?? "Drops cup"

And we can't talk or criticize Rafi as the Mods have forbidden it. Because she is blank and blank.

Picard is like 100 years old, and he has to go back in time to save the world but has to explore his mommy and daddy issues, which he never reconciled with before this series.

Rios makes an awful call and can’t do shit right. I wish Jurati could go away, but she’s now part of this story with this Borg queen nonsense on the loose in LA. Borg Endorphins .. wtf? And now… the FBI arrests Picard … what the hell are we watching?

I'll go over your "list" later. But as for this post, to quote Luke Skywalker, "Amazing. Every word of what you just said... was wrong."
 
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