TOS Caption Contest #77 - Sunset Strip

[Outpost4]

I was seeing a lot of recycled and old jokes in the last contest - most of them mine - and I thought, let's freshen it up. We'll change the contest out early. Maybe this will make up for the three weeks of the previous contest. These pictures will only stay up until the weekend, when I'll change them out again.

Kegek and The Squire of Gothos had the funniest regular captions. I had to also give a winner to SpiderMonkeeDolenz for a photoshop he served straight out of his power house. SpiderMonkeeDolenz making a Monkee joke? No way! Congratulations, all three of you. I'm a believer.

Bailey; Sir, none of these blinking lights do anything!

Q. What do Nichelle Nichols, Eddie Paskey, and George Takei have in common?
A. They are three surviving members of the cast who nobody is making a fuss about over their absence from Trek XI.

Roddenberry: This will fix the >:-#ing ratings!

Here are two for you to play with the next few days.

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (12x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
Kegek

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (5x)
Nerys Myk (12x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (17x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (12x)
Shatmandu (7x)
Sir Rhosis
SpiderMonkeeDolenz(3x)

Plus one this time for a total of 4!
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (6x)

Plus one this time for a total of 7!
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

 

[Outpost4]

On his home planet, he was known as Gary Seven Inches.

Goosestepping was still taught at Starfleet Academy.

 

[Outpost4]

This red shirt only thought he'd died.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock's favorite old movie was The Karate Kid.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Here...come on.

Touch it.

I won't tell anyone. Promise. Stop being a pussy."

The Federation Minister for Silly Walks rarely made visits to Starfleet vessels, but when he did...look OUT.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Redshirt (swoons): Oh my GOD!!!! I just met Robert Lansing!!!!!

He wont get far on one foot.

 

[Rat Boy]

Seven: "Oops. I had the servo set to 'orgasm.'"

Upon hearing the latest free agency moves, Spock rushed to update his fantasy football draft order.

 

[scottydog]

Scene from The Omega Glory Hole.

See Spock run. Run, Spock, run.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu, off-screen, lower center: "Take a picture; it'll last longer ..."

Until the USS I.N.S. made a surprise docking, Kirk never doubted Spock's immigration status.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Excuse me, Ensign...did you just see a ridiculously implausible story idea involving time travel and a cat come through here?"

What deck will YOU be on when your plomeek broth returns?

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Spock, you have a female visitor from the 24th century who is an admirer of yours."

Spock: "I shall be pleased to meet her, Captain."

Kirk: "Her name is Lwaxana Troi."

 

[Outpost4]

When Christine said she wanted to learn flaminco dancing, Spock though she said flamingo dancing.

 

[Rat Boy]

Vulcans take leaving their irons on very seriously.

 

[Gertch]

Abrams (over loudspeaker): "First one to my office gets a roll in the next movie."

 

[Woulfe]

~ Meanwhile on the lower decks ~

Gary : Oops I had that set on pleasure not stun.

~ Elsewhere on the good ship Enterprise ~

When a Vulcan has to go to the bathroom, clear the deck as NOTHING will stand in his way !

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[NAHTMMM]

The Federation Minister for Silly Walks rarely made visits to Starfleet vessels, but when he did...look OUT.

Vulcans take leaving their irons on very seriously.

:thumbsup:

 

[KatyJane]

Spock: Tag, you're it!

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura, off-screen, to our right: "Chah-lee's ah new dah-LING! Ah dah-LING! Ah dah-LING! ..."

-- or --

Kirk has returned from shore leave without a woman.

 

[Michael]

Shatmandu: "I'm losing my mind! Now I see this Balok puppet everywhere. Maybe he'll go away if I ignore him."