Robert Hewitt Wolfe Answers Your DS9 Sex Questions!

[JonnyQuest037]

So last night Robert Hewitt Wolfe posted this on his Twitter account:

I am drunk RIGHT NOW so if you want to ask about #DS9 characters doing the horizontal bop, now is your chance.

This led to a couple of the most entertaining hours I've ever spent on Twitter. Check out all the madness here if you'd like. Among other things, he talks about exactly what happened between Garak and Bashir, whether all Trill are bi or pansexual, who was the best lay on the station, how Odo's harrumphs would appear in scripts, and exactly what Julian Bashir has in common with Philip J. Fry. Enjoy!

 

[kkt]

That was briefly very interesting, but Twitter demanded my date of birth. What kind of idiot supplies their date of birth in clear to a web site just because they ask? So I'll just have to get along without knowing who's the best lay on the station. I'm pretty sure it's the Intendant anyway.

 

[Orphalesion]

So I'll just have to get along without knowing who's the best lay on the station. I'm pretty sure it's the Intendant anyway.

We all know it's Miles O'Brien.

 

[somebuddyX]

Well since you brought it up, does worf have two dicks? Does B'elanna have two vaginas? Since you brought it up.

 

[Legate Duhmar]

We all know it's Miles O'Brien.

I bet Keiko has a mad mistress game going on....

 

[fireproof78]

Well since you brought it up, does worf have two dicks? Does B'elanna have two vaginas? Since you brought it up.

Worf, yes.

B'elanna, no.

 

[FanST]

This was cool lol

 

[Elias Vaughn]

Well since you brought it up, does worf have two dicks? Does B'elanna have two vaginas? Since you brought it up.

B'Elanna's only half Klingon so I think she has 1.5 vaginas.

 

[plynch]

Re worf are they L/R or top/bottom?

L/R would pose more a problem of where the currently uninserted one goes. I think. Never having had that problem.

Wait - did some "Ash" flashback show it? Yikes, I've put so much of DSC out of my mind.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

We all know it's Miles O'Brien.

No, Morn.

 

[Iamnotspock]

Well since you brought it up, does worf have two dicks? Does B'elanna have two vaginas? Since you brought it up.

Presumably, they have two urinary tracts. Poor B'Elanna; it just runs down both legs.

 

[Elias Vaughn]

Presumably, they have two urinary tracts. Poor B'Elanna; it just runs down both legs.

But it all became worth it the day Tom found out how many clitorises she has.

 

[fireproof78]

Re worf are they L/R or top/bottom?

L/R would pose more a problem of where the currently uninserted one goes. I think. Never having had that problem.

Wait - did some "Ash" flashback show it? Yikes, I've put so much of DSC out of my mind.

It was not shown. And I would imagine it's top bottom, since one of the principles of Klingon anatomy is redundancy.

 

[at Quark's]

Presumably, they have two urinary tracts. Poor B'Elanna; it just runs down both legs.

It would explain why she can be so cranky. She must have had a severe skin irritation down there her entire life.

 

[Oddish]

Pictures I don't need in my mind #356: Speculations on Klingon intimate parts.

 

[dupersuper]

Pictures I don't need in my mind #356: Speculations on Klingon intimate parts.

Don't listen to the Greatest Generation podcast, then...

 

[Oddish]

Or look at Dr. Phlox's pictures of Vissian three-player porn?

 

[fireproof78]

Pictures I don't need in my mind #356: Speculations on Klingon intimate parts.

Yeah, it would be nice if this would pass.

Sadly...