Movie Caption Contest # 30: Accidents Will Happen

[cooleddie74]

The lasting legacy of Dr. Emory Erickson: The most f 'd up disco lights in the entire Alpha Quadrant.

"Funny...it didn't TASTE past the expiration date."

Leonard Nimoy's solo album cross-promoting the first TREK movie went over well...until fully costumed stage performances started.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock always got emotional whenever "One" started playing on his iPod.

 

[Gertch]

On Romulus, when it hits the fan it really hits the fan.

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's been a LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG road...

Getting from there to HERE..."

 

[cooleddie74]

Nobody except the Praetor is going to TELL you you need Clearasil.(TM)

 

[Gertch]

Spock always got emotional whenever "One" started playing on his iPod.

I absolutely refuse to do a caption about a money shot. Absolutely.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Someone...turn the damn overhead tanning light OFF!!!"

 

[Broccoli]

"Dammit...Kirk pulled a dutch oven in the space suit!"

 

[Outpost4]

"One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small."

You haven't been blown until you've been blown through a space suit.



BTW, Gertch, I'm not too proud.

 

[Outpost4]

Nobody used condoms at the orgy.

 

[S'kai]

Easy, Mr. Spock, this root canal will only take another 45 minutes.

 

[cooleddie74]

In space...no one can hear you pass a kidney stone.

 

[cooleddie74]

Romulans took years to learn the intricacies of the Terran jelly donut.

 

[Candlelight]

"THIS IS CAPTAIN TERRELL'S HELMET!!!"

 

[Haggis and tatties]

And in a ground breaking laser surgery, Tony Blair is at last removed from George Bush's ass....

A clip from a the famous plomeek soup food fight comedy, lauriomus and Hardemus Go Terren.

Spock found out the hard way, why they don't allow trouser(pants) zips on space suits.

 

[CaptainJon]

That's how you get pink-eye!

 

[Rat Boy]

Unfortunately, most of what was in V'Ger's data banks was K/S slash.

 

[Broccoli]

They were warned not to pick at it...

 

[Rat Boy]

You Can't Do That On Television wasn't as big of a hit on Romulus as the network executives thought.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Admiral: "Is that a yeoman at the conto.....aaaaaagh!"

Funnier with "Yakkity Sax" playing in the background.

Spock was afraid of opening his eyes and seeing a Monolith.