"Do you mind? I'm taking a bath." "BOOOM!!! You're dead." "Dammit, how far away is that door?!" "I am a model, you know what I mean"
Random thought, but fits in this thread more. What if someone got one of those huge prize cucumbers from one of those county or state fairs, and placed it by one of the big cats? Would they react the same way as house cats?
Seems on this day many years ago I made facebook posts on cats "One a point of discussion over the weekend was the newspaper rerport that cats get stressed by people patting them. Given the various cats in the family that demand pars we concluced the study was wrong. They might of even used the wrong cats." "Thought for the day - inside every grumpy old cat is a kitten wondering what the hell happened."
That can't be a real cat. A real cat would be crossing in front of the people and tripping them up so that they'd fall off the catwalk.