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55.5th-ish Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)
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Batman
"Batman Is Riled"
Originally aired January 27, 1966
The Caped Crusader slips a flare out of his utility belt that causes the sprinkler system to go off, and the Joker flees up into the catwalks in the confusion. Batman pursues, but the Joker traps him in hurled confetti streamers. We still don't actually see the belt that his gimmicks are coming from, but that doesn't stop if from becoming a topic on the news. Just as Fred the newscaster (Jerry Dunphy) is laying things on thick with an account of his son's bedtime prayer, Joker and his posse take over the studio, taunting Batman on live TV with cryptic clues in a game show format...which the Dynamic Duo and Alfred decipher as leading to a warehouse storing a collection of African art objects. A Bat-climb reveals a burglary in progress, and a Batfight ensues sans onscreen sound effects or the theme. When Batman tries to use a gadget from his belt, it turns out that the Joker switched one of his own belts onto Batman during the fight, and the ensuing unlikely deluge of streamers and taunting flags dropping from the ceiling aid the Joker in getting away again.
The Dynamic Duo take a beating in the headlines, but Batman examines the duplicate belt in the Batcave, and plans to christen the SS
Gotham as scheduled; but at the ceremony, the Joker has Queenie hand the Caped Crusader a sabotaged champagne bottle. Batman clearly smells the trap, though, taking a pill and insisting that Robin does as well. After the gas inside is released, the Dynamic Duo are carried to the Joker's hideout, where they stop playing possum and start a Batfight...but a bit awkwardly with Batman delivering voiced over exposition while throwing punches about how examination of the Joker's belt tipped them off to the gas. Queenie briefly tries feminine wiles to avoid being hauled in, but Batman ain't buying it. (Maybe she should have worn a Robin costume...)
The coda has Bruce and Dick watching a follow-up news broadcast with more bedtime prayer commentary, and Aunt Harriet hauling Dick back to the piano...
Dick: Golly G minor, Bruce, do I have to!?!
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Gilligan's Island
"Seer Gilligan"
Originally aired January 27, 1966
Wiki said:
Gilligan has found a bush that provides seeds that enable anyone who eats the seeds to read people's minds. Everyone wants in on the action. But everyone begins to fight and argue when they start reading each others minds. Gilligan burns the bush with the seeds so they can all be friends again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this would be the most supernatural premise they've done on the show to date, wouldn't it? Gilligan is already reading the Skipper's mind--answering questions before he asks them--at the beginning of the episode, and the Skipper tries to test him to see if it's a trick. Once the Skipper is convinced, he tells the others and the Professor is the natural skeptic...but he's quickly convinced when Gilligan reads scientific info that he's thinking about. Mr. Howell takes a particular interest for obvious reasons and comes up with the theory that it was something that Gilligan ate, trying to eat everything that he eats. Ginger takes a psychological approach, but while he's on the figurative couch, she eats one of the seeds and starts reading his mind, after which everyone wants to exclusively know the location of the bush, while Gilligan just wants to sleep. Gilligan ends up bringing back seeds for everyone, and they can't wait to start eating them. Fighting ensues between pairs of castaways, then spreads. Gilligan ends up setting the bush on fire...and following the initial shock, the others find themselves approving.
The Professor: Gilligan, for a guy who's always doing dumb things, when you do something smart, it's beautiful.
I think this episode would put a kink in any fan theories about one of the castaways having plotted the shipwreck.
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The Wild Wild West
"The Night of the Grand Emir"
Originally aired January 28, 1966
Wiki said:
West is assigned to protect a visiting despot from Ecstasy La Joie, an assassin armed with a deadly ring and an explosive garter.
Jim and Artie are assigned to mind Emir El Emid (Robert Middleton) of the Ottoman Empire. At a swank dinner reception, they run into T. Wiggett Jones (Don Francks), a society feature writer with whom the agents are previously acquainted in a less-than-friendly fashion. A masked showgirl (future dominoed daredoll Yvonne Craig) tosses her garter at the emir, which West catches in a case and gets away from the emir before it explodes. Despite being stunned by the blast, Jim hops on the back of the showgirl's escape coach.
At this point, there was an interruption of several minutes in my recording. I picked up with Craig's character, Ecstasy La Joie, being coached in use of deadly weapons by Christopher Cable (Richard Jaeckel), a member of the Society of Assassins...who demonstrates a tambourine with a cutting edge by killing an ostensible ally, Dr. Mohammed Bey (James Lanphier), who'd been on the coach with Ecstasy. Jim escapes from being hung upside down from a cell ceiling in chains. Ecstasy subsequently dances for the Emir unmasked with her tambourine at dinner, and Jim pops in to stop her, demonstrating the tambourine on a bust...but the Emir is fascinated with Ecstasy and wants her to stay. While Jim is changing, everyone succumbs to drugged drinks except Artie, who covertly tossed his, and stops Ecstasy from making her next move, but several men in hats and cloaks arrive to take Ecstasy and the Emir. Artie suspects Jones and puts some tape on his coach wheel that leaves a trail that can be seen with special glasses.
The agents follow him to an estate where the Society, led by Jones, is holding a party. Jim gets into the mansion only to find himself surrounded by several members. He puts up a rolling foyer fight but is eventually outflanked, and then treated to social courtesies by Jones, which includes Yvonne showing off her dance versatility with some flamenco. Jones reveals that his Assassin's Club killed fourteen people that night--including Bey--who were conspiring to lead a revolt against the Emir, from whom they plan to acquire land needed for the Suez Canal. Jones offers Jim membership, but he immediately refuses, and is gassed trying to exit the room. Jim is put in a glass booth rigged with containers that Jones threatens will dispense components of a deadly gas if disturbed.
Ecstasy knocks out Cable and frees Jim, explaining that her loyalty was to Bey. Jim gives her a nerve pinch while they kiss, then knocks Christopher back out. Artie shows up posing as the Emir's grand vizier, but the Emir doesn't want to leave. Jones recognizes Artie and takes him to the room where Jim was being held while Jim watches from concealment. Jones puts Ecstasy in the booth, but Jim comes in to save her. West is persuaded to toss his gun, but ends up in hand-to-hand with Jones, whose level of skill in martial arts surprises Jim. Nevertheless, Jim ends up knocking Jones in the booth, and the gas dispenses, but has no effect.
In the coda, Jim dances with Ecstasy while she insists that she still plans to kill the Emir, but the agents get her to admit that she's never actually succeeded in killing anybody.
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Hogan's Heroes
"It Takes a Thief...Sometimes"
Originally aired January 28, 1966
Wiki said:
When Hogan’s new underground contacts turn out to be Gestapo agents, it will take some misdirection and quick thinking to save the team from their new friends.
The episode opens with the prisoners fleecing Schultz at cards; when he's out of money and has a full house, they get him to pony up with intel about a bridge having been blown up nearby by underground operatives...and Hogan pulls a four of a kind anyway. Hogan and LeBeau commando in on the band of four operatives at their hideout and isn't impressed with their operation, but spends some intimate time with Michelle (Claudine Longet) while they shelter from a bombing raid. Later the prisoners listen in as Captain Heinrich (Michael Constantine), who was posing as one of the operatives, explains to Klink his plan to trap Hogan's group (not knowing Hogan by name) in what he assumes will be their next operation against a railroad tunnel...so at their next meeting, Hogan's suggested target is Stalag 13 instead. Hogan gives the cold shoulder to Michelle, and she tries to convince him to run off with her.
Heinrich in disguise is supposed to supply the explosives, so he has Klink's prisoners load what's supposed to be fake dynamite on his truck, while Hogan avoids being seen by him. When Hogan and Heinrich rendezvous, Hogan changes the plan to hitting the railroad tunnel after all. Heinrich tries to radio Klink to bring the guards that were going to ready at the Stalag to the tunnel, but Klink's radio has been disabled and Kinch, doing his Klink impersonation, is taking the calls. When she thinks the trap is about to be sprung, Michelle warns Hogan that Heinrich is a Gestapo agent, following which Heinrich attempts to demonstrate that the dynamite is fake by pushing down the plunger, and the tunnel goes up. Realizing that Klink's men aren't coming, he drives to the Stalag and is shot up by them while approaching the gate. Hogan makes up with Michelle, who explains that she has family in France being held over her by the Gestapo, and he promises to arrange to get her to England.
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Get Smart
"Back to the Old Drawing Board"
Originally aired January 29, 1966
Wiki said:
KAOS is interested in capturing Dr. Shotwire [Patrick O'Moore], a brilliant scientist whose work has been set back six months thanks to his bodyguard's helping hands (none other than those of Agent 86 (Max)). The KAOS agent in charge of the kidnapping, Natz [Ted de Corsia], also has a vendetta with Max, who sent him to prison in the past. This is the first episode with Hymie (played by Dick Gautier), a KAOS-designed robot whom Max convinces to join CONTROL. This episode is notable for an extended physical comedy routine involving Max and Hymie.
Natz enlists the aid of accomplished evil genius Dr. Ratton (Jim Boles) in getting past Smart to Shotwire. To that end Ratton demonstrates Hymie's capabilities, which include easily beating what I assume is Janos Prohaska in the usual costume. Hymie disposes of Agent 91 (Bruce Gibson) and makes a rendezvous with Max and 99 in his place. At the party where the CONTROL agents are minding Shotwire, Max also makes contact with recurring Agent 44 (Victor French), who's hiding in a grandfather clock. When the Chief tries to warn Max that 91 was replaced via his watch phone, Hymie destroys it, which Max assumes is an accident, and then takes out 44. I assume that the above-mentioned notable routine is when Max tells Hymie to do as he does and Hymie matches Max's every action while sitting next to him on a couch. But Hymie taking a drink at Max's insistence causes a short circuit, resulting in Shotwire losing remote control of him. Hymie actually demonstrates symptoms of being drunk in his stiff, mechanical way. He reveals that he's a robot just before taking Max, 99, and Shotwire captive, and takes them to Ratton's lair. Ratton orders Hymie to shoot Max, but Max says complimentary things to Hymie, who, moved to tears, shoots Ratton instead, then frees the agents. Hymie explains that Max was the first one who treated him like a real person. In the coda, Hymie turns down an offer to join CONTROL, expressing an interest in working for IBM, where he can meet some nice machines.
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I wonder if he himself ever commented on that. It seems like everybody commented on everything.
Well, the Beatles are a subject of serious scholarship...
Oh, man, I just loved that long detailed account of creating "Yellow Submarine." It was like reading about The Manhattan Project or something.
Those were my carefully selected excerpts!
I've been thinking that. Without that concern of performing live, music becomes as intricate an art form as writing or art.
I'd be curious to know what you think of "Tomorrow Never Knows" specifically, and if you were previously familiar with it.
Imagine what they could do today. Or was it the challenge itself that inspired them?
Adversity can inspire art. What they accomplished then wouldn't have been nearly as meaningful or groundbreaking if they'd had today's tools to do it...or even the tools of thirty years ago.
And we still don't have Decades back. Sigh.
I should also note that I just found out yesterday that the
Dark Shadows series has migrated, in the few weeks since I discovered it had been on Tubi, to Pluto TV, another free service. Pluto doesn't have the pre-Barnabas episodes, however.
On the subject of Decades Binges, this weekend they replaced the scheduled
Dean Martin Celebrity Roast with an MTM binge in honor of Ed Asner. MeTV also ran a smaller block of MTM episodes yesterday afternoon.