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Moments in DS9 that make you laugh!

So many comic moments...one that comes to mind from "The Ascent"--

QUARK: I'm not trying to rescue you. I'm taking you along as emergency rations. If you die, I'm going to eat you.
ODO: You're joking.
QUARK: Waste not, want not.
 
In "The Way Of The Warrior" Quark is guarding his bar saying that he'll defend it against the Klingons and he's holding a box in his hands. (the dialogue is approximate.)

So Odo says: "You're going to hit them with a box."
Quark: "There a disruptor in there"

(Open the box and there's a note from Rom saying that he used the disruptor to repair something (I am thinking the replicator))

Quark: "I am going to kill him!"

Odo: "With what?"
 
The conversation with Tain and Garak...

TAIN: "...Do you remember getting that confession out of Doctor Parmak?"
GARAK: "I never even touched him."
TAIN: "That was the beauty of it. You just sat there for what, three hours?"
GARAK: "Four."
TAIN: "And after four hours of watching you stare at him, he confessed."
GARAK: "I was good, wasn't I?"
TAIN: "You were brilliant. Afterwards, he just kept saying, 'His eyes... his eyes.' "
 
All of Our Man Bashir.

The whole plan to flood the world by reducing its diameter is so obviously absurd on so many points and Bashir still reacts with a straight face like all of it makes perfect scientific sense.

Also Garak’s reaction to The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

“Never tell the same lie twice”.
 
Dax “Remember the 34th rule of acquisition, peace is good for business.”
Quark “Actually that’s the 35th rule.”
Dax “Oh, you’re right, what’s the 34th?”
Quark “War is good for business. It’s easy to get them confused.”
 
Hello, everyone! This thread is pretty simple. What moments in the series just make you laugh? I'm watching "The Magnificent Ferengi" right now, and there are several moments that make me laugh.

1. Quark and Rom hitting Sisko's office. Sisko's reaction makes it even funnier.
2. The attempt at making a strike force, and how it went terribly wrong.
3. Keevan, our candidate for a remake of "Weekend at Bernie's."

So, what are your funny moments?


The first one is a laugh aloud moment for sure.
 
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Sisko chewing out Odo as a ump in the baseball ep. "THATS A BALL. WERE YOU REGENETATING OR SOMETHING" I know that isn't the exact line but it's funny. Also Chief O'Brien making scotch flavored chewing gum.
 
Sisko chewing out Odo as a ump in the baseball ep. "THATS A BALL. WERE YOU REGENETATING OR SOMETHING" I know that isn't the exact line but it's funny. Also Chief O'Brien making scotch flavored chewing gum.

"Find him and kill him!"
 
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