Moments in DS9 that make you laugh!
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In "The Way Of The Warrior" Quark is guarding his bar saying that he'll defend it against the Klingons and he's holding a box in his hands. (the dialogue is approximate.)
So Odo says: "You're going to hit them with a box."
Quark: "There a disruptor in there"
(Open the box and there's a note from Rom saying that he used the disruptor to repair something (I am thinking the replicator))
Quark: "I am going to kill him!"
Odo: "With what?"
So Odo says: "You're going to hit them with a box."
Quark: "There a disruptor in there"
(Open the box and there's a note from Rom saying that he used the disruptor to repair something (I am thinking the replicator))
Quark: "I am going to kill him!"
Odo: "With what?"
The conversation with Tain and Garak...
TAIN: "...Do you remember getting that confession out of Doctor Parmak?"
GARAK: "I never even touched him."
TAIN: "That was the beauty of it. You just sat there for what, three hours?"
GARAK: "Four."
TAIN: "And after four hours of watching you stare at him, he confessed."
GARAK: "I was good, wasn't I?"
TAIN: "You were brilliant. Afterwards, he just kept saying, 'His eyes... his eyes.' "
TAIN: "...Do you remember getting that confession out of Doctor Parmak?"
GARAK: "I never even touched him."
TAIN: "That was the beauty of it. You just sat there for what, three hours?"
GARAK: "Four."
TAIN: "And after four hours of watching you stare at him, he confessed."
GARAK: "I was good, wasn't I?"
TAIN: "You were brilliant. Afterwards, he just kept saying, 'His eyes... his eyes.' "
All of Our Man Bashir.
The whole plan to flood the world by reducing its diameter is so obviously absurd on so many points and Bashir still reacts with a straight face like all of it makes perfect scientific sense.
Also Garak’s reaction to The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
“Never tell the same lie twice”.
The whole plan to flood the world by reducing its diameter is so obviously absurd on so many points and Bashir still reacts with a straight face like all of it makes perfect scientific sense.
Also Garak’s reaction to The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
“Never tell the same lie twice”.
Rom (To Quark): When you'll see how much your remains are worth, you're gonna wish you died years ago.
Rom crying out for Moogy.
Dax “Remember the 34th rule of acquisition, peace is good for business.”
Quark “Actually that’s the 35th rule.”
Dax “Oh, you’re right, what’s the 34th?”
Quark “War is good for business. It’s easy to get them confused.”
Quark “Actually that’s the 35th rule.”
Dax “Oh, you’re right, what’s the 34th?”
Quark “War is good for business. It’s easy to get them confused.”
Quark (about 20th-century hoo-mons ): If they'll buy poison, they'll buy anything...
Pretty much anything with Quark and Odo in it. Those two are just so great together!
Damar: "Maybe you should talk with Worf again."
The whole captain's desk thing in "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River" was a hoot.
Kira's Russian accent in Our Man Bashir.
"Find him and kill him!"
Perhaps any scene with the Grand Nagus was supposed to be funny but that voice is cringe inducing.
Although I'm not able to quote it by heart, I always love the Quark-Rom-stuff in "Necessary Evil" (which is, by the way, an early highlight in every DS9 rerun for me)...
Worf playing Cyrano de Bergerac to Quark. The whole idea is just hilarious.
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