We need Lower Decks Merch. Especially Levar Bearton

[Charles Phipps]

Come on, you know you want one.

It's like Baby Yoda.

 

[Kamen Rider Blade]

I can see that bear selling like hot cakes, especially if Levar promotes it =D

 

[F. King Daniel]

We DEFINITELY need LeVar Bearton. I marked out when I saw it.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Better yet a Teddy Ruxpinesque LeVar Bearton who reads.

 

[Alexander Corrino]

I can’t/don’t watch the show and yet even I would TOTALLY buy a LeVar Bearton plushie. Just like I bought a Baby Yoda plushie without ever having watched THAT show.

What can I say, I like cute stuff.

 

[Charles Phipps]

Better yet a Teddy Ruxpinesque LeVar Bearton who reads.

It can read Star Trek novels.

 

[The Wormhole]

If LeVar Bearton isn't available within a year, someone at CBS seriously dropped the ball.

 

[Kamen Rider Blade]

It can read Star Trek novels.

Give the Bear's visor OCR capabilities and have it read the books in Levar's synthisized voice.

Kinda like Hatsune Miku uses Synthesized Voice samples to sing, you can do the same and take voice samples from Levar Burton himself and immortalize his voice.

 

[thribs]

I want that jacket.
You used to be able to get teddy bears like that at the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas. My sister has a Borg and Ferengi one. You could also get a Klingon and Judge Q from FarPoint.
I’d imagine there was a La Forge one

 

[starfleettanner]

Better yet a Teddy Ruxpinesque LeVar Bearton who reads.

NO NONONONONONO!!! I have PTSD from that talking animatronic bear!

 

[Charles Phipps]

Levar Burton says it should be a Geordi Bear.

https://twitter.com/levarburton/status/1301619763748036608

 

[DaveyNY]

I want that jacket.
You used to be able to get teddy bears like that at the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas. My sister has a Borg and Ferengi one. You could also get a Klingon and Judge Q from FarPoint.
I’d imagine there was a La Forge one

I have a Spock Bear from 1991.
It's packed away very carefully in it's original box somewhere around here.
(if I can find it, I'll post a pic)

 

[Charles Phipps]

Another bit of merch we need:

Bendable Badgey to put on your laptop or computer desk.

 

[The Wormhole]

Bendable so that we can snap his neck?

 

[Charles Phipps]

Bendable so that we can snap his neck?

Yes.

 

[marillion]

It sucks that Think Geek got folded into Game Stop. They would be all over this like they did with the Tauntaun sleeping bag they did after there was so much demand for it. Maybe CBS could do a deal with Build-a-Bear like Marvel did.

 

[Turtletrekker]

Another bit of merch we need:

Bendable Badgey to put on your laptop or computer desk.

https://mobile.twitter.com/fansets/status/1306747734590763009?s=21

 

[Qonundrum]

Come on, you know you want one.

It's like Baby Yoda.

Oh goody, grown adults with teddy bears... give me a sec while I reorganize my closet to make room for two since you know they'll make the cuddly bear in both gold and red...

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and, yes, I'd buy them both too. Unlike 'Baby Yoda", a Geordie bear is actually cool.

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Wouldn't ever call them "merch", that's just another colloquialized euphemism for "cheaply made dumpster trash".

 

[Qonundrum]

I can see that bear selling like hot cakes, especially if Levar promotes it =D

Isn't there a cereal whose corny crunch bits are shaped like bears? They could rake in merchandising money with a tasty new cereal... "Golden Geordi Crisp", and you know what the catchy slogan might be "You'll want to enjoy him every morning, noon and night"... free collectible bear with only 10 proof-of-purchases and $20 for S&H! Send proofs and money to "Ardra's Cornball Shack, PO Box 669, Somewhere Out There, 86753-0900

*cough* sorry, having too much fun with this...

 

[thribs]

The merch for these new shows has been dismal so far. If it wasn’t for Eaglemoss, there would be nothing