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My DS9 Rewatch Odyssey

“DOCTOR BASHIR, I PRESUME?”

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“Yaaaay! My parents are here. (Please kill me now).”

What do we have here? I do believe it’s another winner in a run of brilliant episodes. This one begins with a refreshingly lighter tone, making for a welcome change of pace following the intense previous three episodes, before morphing into a rather excellent family drama and providing one of the most staggering character twists ever before seen on Trek.

First of all, it’s great to see Robert Picardo guest star as Lewis Zimmerman, creator of the EMH program. Picardo was hands down the best thing about VOYAGER and he is wonderful here, fitting surprisingly well into the DS9 universe in what would actually have made a rather nice recurring role. There’s some great humour in the early part of the episode, from the bickering holograms to the glorious interview montage (“I do not like doctors. Any doctors.”) and Miles having a bit of fun with the hologram at Julian’s expense. It all works beautifully, and, of course, the surprise arrival of Bashir’s parents sends the episode spinning in a wholly unexpected direction.

The Bashir family scenes were beautifully written and performed and captured a surprising degree of emotional honesty in its depiction of awkward (to put it mildly) and relatable family dynamics. Brian George, probably more familiar for playing Raj’s father on “The Big Bang Theory”, gives a memorable turn as Richard Bashir, who reminded me somewhat of Del Boy from the classic British sitcom “Only Fools and Horses”. I did find it odd, however, that he has a broad Cockney accent while his son Julian has an altogether “posher” West-End of London accent. Interestingly, Fadwa El Guinidi wasn’t even an actress yet she gives a wonderfully warm and poignant performance as Julian’s quiet, put-upon mother.

Even better are the scenes between Julian and Miles, particularly the one in Bashir’s quarters following the big revelation. Both actors are on top form, particularly Alexander Siddig, who gives perhaps his finest performance of the entire series. Siddig may not have been a fan of Bashir’s genetic enhancement twist, but he really gives his all in this episode and magnificently sells the full range of Julian’s emotions as his world comes collapsing down around him.

It’s unexpectedly weighty stuff and while it’s very much a retcon, it does actually make a lot of sense given what we’ve seen and learned about the character. While he’s had some excellent episodes in the past year or so, particularly “The Quickening” and “Our Man Bashir”, Bashir has always been a slightly odd character in that something never quite added up about him. From his deliberate flubbing of his final exam at Starfleet Medical to the revelation that he actually wanted to be a tennis player, to his extraordinarily overeager and obnoxious behaviour when he first arrived on the station and was basically like a puppy on steroids. If you rewatch the early episodes, there’s something very odd about his over-exuberant behaviour in the early episodes. He was just a little TOO bumbling and wet behind the ears—which I really believe was largely an act. I could accept the brashness and overemphasis of his inexperience and seemingly complete lack of self-awareness if he was, say, eighteen or nineteen—not to mention that cringe-worthy way he hounded Jadzia and other women like a gormless horny teenager. But, as stated in the pilot episode, he was twenty-seven years old, which was really far too old to be displaying such blatant immaturity and general cluelessness. I genuinely think, in light of the revelation here, he spent a lot of time trying to make himself appear other than he is; trying to craft a persona that would never let people see the real him.

The sub-plot...well, it is what it is, really. It’s low-grade sitcom fare, but it’s not without some charming moments. Picardo keeps the Zimmerman and Leeta scenes entertaining, although the moment where Leeta drops her towel struck me as tasteless and a little offensive (and I’m not generally easily offended). Sadly, thus far, I’ve found that Leeta character’s entire raison d’être is male objectification and, while the DS9 writers created two marvellous female characters in Kira and Dax, I find some of the writing kind of sexist and nowhere more so than that scene. Would they have ever written such a scene with an attractive man inadvertently exposing himself like that? Nope. Anyway, I have such a soft spot for Rom that I’m really happy to see him find love even if the whole thing kind of strikes me as a little bit “incel fantasy”. The “beauty and the beast” trope might have been more interesting if we’d had a conventionally attractive male hook up with...well, a female version of Rom. Which, again, would never happen. Still, maybe I’m reading too much into what amounts to brainless fluff.

However, the sub-plot is fortunately easily ignorable and “Doctor Bashir, I Presume?” is still an excellent little character piece with some great comedy and excellent performances. It brings the character of Bashir into sharp focus and helps contextualise him and, strange as it may seem, make him seem a much more human and relatable human being (yeah, in spite of the “super-human” bit!). Rating: 9
 
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Great point, guys. I’d forgotten about the implant, which may have suppressed the claustrophobia and, indeed, the trauma of Tain’s loss may have contributed to a flare up. It makes a little more sense in that context.

Garak would agree that backdating is a skill that must be practiced.

The Bashir family scenes were beautifully written and performed and captured a surprising degree of emotional honesty in its depiction of awkward (to put it mildly) and relatable family dynamics. Brian George, probably more familiar for playing Raj’s father on “The Big Bang Theory”, gives a memorable turn as Richard Bashir, who reminded me somewhat of Del Boy from the classic British sitcom “Only Fools and Horses”. I did find it odd, however, that he has a broad Cockney accent while his son Julian has an altogether “posher” West-End of London accent. Interestingly, Fadwa El Guinidi wasn’t even an actress yet she gives a wonderfully warm and poignant performance as Julian’s quiet, put-upon mother.

This. The family dynamic is so earnest and direct that I forgive this episode any of its sins. El Guinidi makes me cry every time.

Great review.
 
Great review, as usual.

Not much I can argue or add to your thoughts, except for one thing.

I think this Bashir revelation directly after we find out about Bashireling actually hurts the episode a bit, and I'm not quite sure why. Maybe after the heaviness of the previous episodes mentally wore me a bit and then we get a big, unexpected revelation about a lead character like this... it was just a bit much. I think this should have been done either earlier in the season or much later in the season. It's a rare case of a DS9 episode being a victim of its own timing in production.

This may be a personal bias, but I actually give this an 8 for the reasons stated above. (Another rare case of a lower rank than your review. Had this been aired earlier or later, I would probably give it a 9.)


Forgot to mention... Fadwa El Guindi. This is her ONLY acting credit. She was an anthropology professor. I think she retired.
 
I do appreciate that this episode retroactively explains some of Bashir's behavior...but I also think it's giving the writers too much credit to say "This explains so much!" in that it's not as though they intentionally wrote Bashir with this sort of delayed revelation in mind (that I know of, at least).

One reason why I don't like to compare Deep Space Nine to Babylon Five is that while they both have generally excellent writing, DS9's is more spontaneous, while B5's is more carefully crafted from the beginning (albeit with course corrections as the series progressed). It doesn't seem reasonable to compare the writing quality of the two when there was that fundamental difference in approach.

In other words, while I think this episode makes some of Bashir's earlier "oddities" make more sense (and lays the groundwork for some good things to come), it really is more the writers coming up with a clever way to make some sense of Bashir's past behavior (assuming that was even one of their considerations) than them having intended for this to occur all along, just as they'll exploit some of their own plot holes in "Inquisition".

A less successful instance of this is the Bashireling, where we're left scratching our heads over situations where we assume Bashir must not have been himself yet there's absolutely nothing to indicate that...because the writers themselves hadn't come up with the twist yet, or if they did, they didn't allow it to be foreshadowed.

TL;DR the DS9 writing staff was really good at finding ways to re-consider their own past fumbles in ways that could almost make those fumbles seem as though they'd been planned all along.

Really, just imagine if the writers of "The Voyager Conspiracy" had been able to more successfully take advantage of the weaknesses of the writing of that series to construct a plausible yet subversive narrative for Seven to construct.
 
Funny you mention "THE VOYAGER CONSPIRACY"... I am watching that at this very moment!

That episode really had no place in season 6. It might have worked better in season 4, but definitely not this late in the game.
 
All good points in the review, though for me Kate Mulgrew was the reason to watch Voyager, the scripts were so uneven, but her performance was always top notch. Loved Picardo too, more personality than most humans....he and Vic Fontaine should have sung duets together.
I was surprised that the whole genetic engineering reveal was a last minute idea by the writers.... Took Siddig aback, he said. But it did seem to fit much of the Bashir character. So true about the different accents! Leeta was overdone as the token bimbo, they took it too far.
 
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Funny you mention "THE VOYAGER CONSPIRACY"... I am watching that at this very moment!

That episode really had no place in season 6. It might have worked better in season 4, but definitely not this late in the game.

I dunno...it could have worked if it was an actual gamechanger episode that made us rethink the entire arc of the show rather than a one-off "Seven goes binky-bonkers" episode. And it's perhaps a weakness of the episode as well as a bit of a head-scratcher that it does seem to raise -some- legitimate questions that it then doesn't address (the possible tractor beam, the apparent Cardassian vessel, others?).

Good serialized TV is capable of pulling off that kind of 'what you saw wasn't what you thought you saw' twist. Of course, VOY wasn't exactly in that league, nor interested in being in that league.
 
I dunno...it could have worked if it was an actual gamechanger episode that made us rethink the entire arc of the show rather than a one-off "Seven goes binky-bonkers" episode. And it's perhaps a weakness of the episode as well as a bit of a head-scratcher that it does seem to raise -some- legitimate questions that it then doesn't address (the possible tractor beam, the apparent Cardassian vessel, others?).

Good serialized TV is capable of pulling off that kind of 'what you saw wasn't what you thought you saw' twist. Of course, VOY wasn't exactly in that league, nor interested in being in that league.

My wife said pretty much exactly what you did about it... had it been a gamechanger, it would have been a great episode. As it is, just mediocre.
 
@ananta: Great review and great episode which as you said ties in nicely with "Our Man Bashir", where we learn that he has extensive knowledge of gemstones, can hit someone on the head with a champagne cork, and can shoot someone in the neck without damaging any vital areas (that is really an exploit given that the neck is chock full of vital areas, the spinal cord, the pharynx, the windpipe, the carotid artery, the jugular vein.)
 
I love "Doctor Bashir, I Presume?" - it's one of my favourite DS9 eps. In fact, I'm going to watch it after I've written this comment!

Brian George, probably more familiar for playing Raj’s father on “The Big Bang Theory”, gives a memorable turn as Richard Bashir, who reminded me somewhat of Del Boy from the classic British sitcom “Only Fools and Horses”. I did find it odd, however, that he has a broad Cockney accent while his son Julian has an altogether “posher” West-End of London accent. Interestingly, Fadwa El Guinidi wasn’t even an actress yet she gives a wonderfully warm and poignant performance as Julian’s quiet, put-upon mother.
- Yes, the accent thing puzzled me, too - much like Deanna vs Lwaxana. And I quite agree with the Del Boy-ness of Richard Bashir :lol:

The family dynamic is so earnest and direct that I forgive this episode any of its sins. El Guinidi makes me cry every time.
- Me, too. Fadwa El Guindi did an outstanding job as Amsha. I want her to be my Space Mum :adore:
 
I think this Basir episode is still one of my favorites. Did I think that would be the character? Nope, which is what makes this as a retcon work so well. It isn't the writers saying "We had this planned all along!" because that rarely works. However, applying this retcon and then saying how it could fill in past details is more interesting. It gives the audience a measure of freedom to discuss it, rather than just assume it was always meant to be.
 
@ananta: I am surprised that in the 24th century there is anyone left with any kind of accent at all. Given that the transporters allow anyone to go from one place of the planet to the place diametrically opposed in the blink of an eye. It stands to reason that people would lose their regional accents in favor of a global... vernacular if you see what I mean.
 
Amusing detail: It's funny that the Bashirs never realized that the hologram wasn't their son when all he did was look at them, blankly. It's as if they were used to that blank expression on their son's face.:D
 
@ananta: I am surprised that in the 24th century there is anyone left with any kind of accent at all. Given that the transporters allow anyone to go from one place of the planet to the place diametrically opposed in the blink of an eye. It stands to reason that people would lose their regional accents in favor of a global... vernacular if you see what I mean.

But then they would all speak Hollywood English.

This was the *first* time anyone on Star Trek had ever sounded even remotely like me, or people around me. (And, erm, I’m a white male lol)
 
“DOCTOR BASHIR, I PRESUME?”

drbashiripresume4.jpg

“Yaaaay! My parents are here. (Please kill me now).”

What do we have here? I do believe it’s another winner in a run of brilliant episodes. This one begins with a refreshingly lighter tone, making for a welcome change of pace following the intense previous three episodes, before morphing into a rather excellent family drama and providing one of the most staggering character twists ever before seen on Trek.

First of all, it’s great to see Robert Picardo guest star as Lewis Zimmerman, creator of the EMH program. Picardo was hands down the best thing about VOYAGER and he is wonderful here, fitting surprisingly well into the DS9 universe in what would actually have made a rather nice recurring role. There’s some great humour in the early part of the episode, from the bickering holograms to the glorious interview montage (“I do not like doctors. Any doctors.”) and Miles having a bit of fun with the hologram at Julian’s expense. It all works beautifully, and, of course, the surprise arrival of Bashir’s parents sends the episode spinning in a wholly unexpected direction.

The Bashir family scenes were beautifully written and performed and captured a surprising degree of emotional honesty in its depiction of awkward (to put it mildly) and relatable family dynamics. Brian George, probably more familiar for playing Raj’s father on “The Big Bang Theory”, gives a memorable turn as Richard Bashir, who reminded me somewhat of Del Boy from the classic British sitcom “Only Fools and Horses”. I did find it odd, however, that he has a broad Cockney accent while his son Julian has an altogether “posher” West-End of London accent. Interestingly, Fadwa El Guinidi wasn’t even an actress yet she gives a wonderfully warm and poignant performance as Julian’s quiet, put-upon mother.

Even better are the scenes between Julian and Miles, particularly the one in Bashir’s quarters following the big revelation. Both actors are on top form, particularly Alexander Siddig, who gives perhaps his finest performance of the entire series. Siddig may not have been a fan of Bashir’s genetic enhancement twist, but he really gives his all in this episode and magnificently sells the full range of Julian’s emotions as his world comes collapsing down around him.

It’s unexpectedly weighty stuff and while it’s very much a retcon, it does actually make a lot of sense given what we’ve seen and learned about the character. While he’s had some excellent episodes in the past year or so, particularly “The Quickening” and “Our Man Bashir”, Bashir has always been a slightly odd character in that something never quite added up about him. From his deliberate flubbing of his final exam at Starfleet Medical to the revelation that he actually wanted to be a tennis player, to his extraordinarily overeager and obnoxious behaviour when he first arrived on the station and was basically like a puppy on steroids. If you rewatch the early episodes, there’s something very odd about his over-exuberant behaviour in the early episodes. He was just a little TOO bumbling and wet behind the ears—which I really believe was largely an act. I could accept the brashness and overemphasis of his inexperience and seemingly complete lack of self-awareness if he was, say, eighteen or nineteen—not to mention that cringe-worthy way he hounded Jadzia and other women like a gormless horny teenager. But, as stated in the pilot episode, he was twenty-seven years old, which was really far too old to be displaying such blatant immaturity and general cluelessness. I genuinely think, in light of the revelation here, he spent a lot of time trying to make himself appear other than he is; trying to craft a persona that would never let people see the real him.

The sub-plot...well, it is what it is, really. It’s low-grade sitcom fare, but it’s not without some charming moments. Picardo keeps the Zimmerman and Leeta scenes entertaining, although the moment where Leeta drops her towel struck me as tasteless and a little offensive (and I’m not generally easily offended). Sadly, thus far, I’ve found that Leeta character’s entire raison d’être is male objectification and, while the DS9 writers created two marvellous female characters in Kira and Dax, I find some of the writing kind of sexist and nowhere more so than that scene. Would they have ever written such a scene with an attractive man inadvertently exposing himself like that? Nope. Anyway, I have such a soft spot for Rom that I’m really happy to see him find love even if the whole thing kind of strikes me as a little bit “incel fantasy”. The “beauty and the beast” trope might have been more interesting if we’d had a conventionally attractive male hook up with...well, a female version of Rom. Which, again, would never happen. Still, maybe I’m reading too much into what amounts to brainless fluff.

However, the sub-plot is fortunately easily ignorable and “Doctor Bashir, I Presume?” is still an excellent little character piece with some great comedy and excellent performances. It brings the character of Bashir into sharp focus and helps contextualise him and, strange as it may seem, make him seem a much more human and relatable human being (yeah, in spite of the “super-human” bit!). Rating: 9


If it helps, my dad is cockney, and used to make fun of me for a ‘mid-Atlantic’ accent at one point (I was moving in odd circles. Metaphorically, not literally, and was young) , other times for being too posh. Most of the time I switch between ‘well-spoken’ and ‘cockney’ depending on my surroundings. Or how much piss is being taken of one or the other. (I’m never quite sure which is worse) Or if I catch myself slipping into my ‘native’ tongue and start losing ‘h’s and the odd t.
Voice discrimination is very real, and works in both directions sadly.
 
Given Bashir's apparent ambivalence toward his parents, perhaps he made a deliberate effort to pick up a different accent to distinguish himself from them? Given his augmentations I can't imagine it would be all that difficult for him.
 
If Bashir's parents sent him to a posh school, maybe they got a voice coach for him as well. Just another way they tried to improve him.
 
“A SIMPLE INVESTIGATION”

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“You make me feel all Gooey inside...”

Oh dear. I guess the winning streak had to come to an end at some point. It’s not often I find DS9 boring, but this is one of the few episodes that failed to engage me for significant stretches and I actually found myself browsing on my phone and only half-paying attention to the screen. Following the riveting run of episodes we’ve just had—episodes with big stakes, great drama and lasting consequences—this one felt too small-scale, contrived and inconsequential. It relies on Odo acting notably out of character and, while Rene Auberjonois gives it his all, it just didn’t come together for me. DS9 was so good at a range of different types of stories; predictably doomed romance-of-the-week was not one of them (with the exception of “Rejoined” which managed to greatly transcend the usual formula).

While the writers have foreshadowed that Odo may be interested in finding a partner (what with certain reading material he’s been caught with), I still find it a strangely forced endeavour. Arissa is a shady character and compulsive liar, but Odo miraculously sees beyond that and even volunteers to take a leave of absence so he can take care of of this woman he’s only just met. Since when did the dispassionate, crusty, duty-bound Constable become an unprofessional sentimentalist and skirt chaser? I wasn’t all that sold on the genuineness of the relationship for much of the episode because, as with season two’s “Profit and Loss”, I was pretty certain Arissa was using him. All the cheesy flirting and cringe-worthy talk of “bedroom eyes” seemed laboured and I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop. Of course, it does transpire that Odo IS being deceived, albeit not intentionally.

Without doubt, this episode would have worked much better if it had taken place during the Odo-as-a-solid era of the series (and if they’d really beefed up the main plot significantly). It would have made far more sense if it was Odo’s new human hormones that were driving his responses and prompting him to follow his heart, or other more external organs, as opposed to his head. The bedroom scene is a prime example; it would have felt much more natural if it had taken place prior to his re-Changeling-ification. As it is, it feels...weird, in spite of the best efforts of Auberjonois and Dey Young. Seeing Odo naked in bed just feels and looks wrong; I know this is not exactly an uncommon thing in Trek, but I was acutely aware I was looking at a man in a rubber mask and wig. I also couldn’t help but imagine the pair of them stripping off as they got to bed; Arissa seductively slipping off her clothes, while Odo mutters, “Hang on a minute...” *ZLOOOP* <morphs his “uniform” into a naked body>. “Oh wait a second, I think I’ve got the nipples too low...I’ll just adjust them!” Furthermore, why Odo would even get pleasure from humanoid sex I do not know, other than the satisfaction of being intimate with someone, which I suppose may be enough for him.

The titular investigation is indeed simple, and largely dull as well. In execution, I don’t find the Orion Syndicate particularly interesting; being, as they are, a fairly obvious and unimaginative take on the mafia (although, in theory, it certainly makes sense that such groups exist and ought to add a little colour to the often beige Trek universe). The two assassins are somewhat amusing in their apathy, but also underused and ultimately inept, as we see in the particularly anticlimactic scuffle in the cargo hold. Odo doesn’t even really do a heck of a lot of detective work here as the mystery is pretty much solved for him and there’s a real lack of agency character-wise.

Again, I’m not a fan of Trek’s naive and formulaic “love stories”. Virtually none of Trek’s romance-of-the-week stories are about genuine love. They’re about desire, lust and that intoxicating “new-relationship energy” which unleashes an intoxicating cocktail of hormones—none of which should actually factor into the equation for Odo. Nevertheless, Auberjonois is incapable of giving a bad performance and he plays the role with such earnestness that it actually gives the eventual twist some genuine poignance. In many ways, Odo is almost an adolescent type of character and one who is still finding himself very gradually. There’s something quite sweet about seeing him open himself up to another person for the first time. I’m still not sure what to make of Dey Young’s performance. She’s quite good at protecting a feisty, worn-down “good girl caught in bad circumstances” persona and there are some sparks of chemistry between her and Auberjonois. She’s perhaps a little too monotonous or one-note in her performance though, and she struggles to make some of the dialogue sound natural, which, frankly, I don’t blame her for. Rene Echevarria is a talented writer, but he seems to be trying overly hard to conjure the feel of a noir-ish pulp fiction (of the type Odo loves reading) and some of the dialogue feels stilted and silly.

The twist is an interesting one and the final scene is played with the appropriate awkwardness and heartache, although it’s not enough to redeem to slog it took to get there. Alas, it’s undone by the fact that, despite all the “I’ll never forget you” schtick, you know the whole affair will be forgotten by the following week and never mentioned again. If anything, it was “Arissa’s” poor husband who I probably felt most sorry for. I can’t imagine he’ll be at all happy to find out his wife was working undercover as a digital prostitute and then fell in love with another man. Some awkward dinner conversations surely lie ahead...

There are some nice moments that help elevate the episode, such as the goofy scene of Dax gossiping in Ops, punctuated by Worf’s annoyance (and rather sweet concern for Odo’s dignity), Sisko’s “that’s niiiice...isn’t it?” as he looks to Kira, who seems unexpectedly awkward—and perhaps even mildly jealous? We also get a short holosuite scene with a welcome return to Bashir’s secret agent program, although it’s pared down significantly, presumably to avoid more legal altercations with MGM. I did, however, wonder why Odo was seeking relationship advice from Bashir of all people. Aside from a brief fling with Leeta and his own doomed romance-of-the-week with Melora, he’s not someone who seems to have much luck with women, certainly compared to previous Trek Casanovas such as James T Kirk and William Riker.

Anyway, on the whole, this is not an episode I’d recommend and one that can happily be skipped in any future rewatch. It’s not acutely bad, I just found it dull and rather forced, with an unengaging, vapid plot and a romance that relies on Odo acting like an altogether different character. I know that’s what lust can do to a guy, but, in this case the end doesn’t justify the means. I’d say this is just the wrong side of mediocre. At this point, I expect much better from DS9. Rating: 4.5
 
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