Those well versed in the arts and science of drama for a start. Yes there is a lot of art, but there is some science. A drama has beats and you need to hit them to make a good story. Bad stories (Generations, looking at you) fall apart quickly. The thing is the production values were excellent. It was not on the page. The plot had holes you could drive the Enterprise through.
Bad production? Well the plethora of the same ship in Picard comes to mind. It was a careless detail that sticks out like a sore thumb. Entire film? Hawk the Slayer comes to mind. A pro film that looks and reads like it was made by a high school film class.
So there's an international committee of some sort that will make definitive, objective decisions based on certain measurable criteria that will determine what art or film is considered "quality" and what is not?
Who appoints these people? How do they come up with and define what the objective, data-based, measurable metrics are going to be applied to their assessments? What happens when people's opinions differ from the "findings" of these appointed "experts?" Who determines, for example, the quality of what one culture would find a "poorly written character" and what another culture would find different? What's the definition of a "plot hole" vs. something that was left unsaid purposefully for audience interpretation? Are these people appointed for life, or are they rotated out? Who holds them accountable for their determinations and who decides if they are qualified or not to be making these determinations?
Most importantly, who would actually give a shit about any of this, since a pronouncement of what is "quality" and what is not in the realms of art, literature, film, etc is meaningless and would have no bearing whatsoever on what my own personal, subjective opinion on something is.
Do you see how ridiculous this is?
I'm not sure what we're driving at here. It sounds a lot like needing affirmation for the "I really think this (show, painting, song, movie, sculpture, interpretive dance, street mime, etc) sucks...but it seems that a lot of people disagree with me. And, since I clearly am basing my opinions from a more intellectual and informed place than they....I'd really like to have a way to validate MY correct opinion and invalidate the incorrect opinions of those who think differently than me" scenario.
Interesting stuff, no?