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MLB Pseudo-Season 2020: Roger, Dodgers

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I imagine if they win the World Series, the Padres will have a fire sale of Marlinesque proportions.

I don't know about that. Their 2020 payroll is only $72 million and change, as I recall, and the wealth of their ownership group is largely in liquid assets (no pun intended, as Fowler owns a beer distributor), as opposed to being tied up in hedge funds and investments, and they aren't leveraged up to the gills like a lot of other ownership groups, such as the Ricketts family or Guggenheim Partners. They also have something like $30 million in payroll coming off the books after this season.
 
I really don't have a dog in the playoffs anymore, which I suppose is fine since I can't watch any of the games until the World Series anyway. Fuck the cheating Astros, fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Marlins because of Jeter, who can never be forgiven for trading Yelich to the NL Central for pennies on the dollar (to say nothing of the mortal sin that was the removal of the Dinger Machine). The Rays, Dodgers, Braves and A's are just boring. I suppose I'd be fine with the Padres, because Manny Machado is a deity of a minor pantheon.
I can't quite like this post because of what you said about the Braves! :p

Also, Machado has terrible sportsmanship, so screw that guy.
 
Speaking of the Spankees, this is one of mine. I need to work on the P a little.

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I really don't have a dog in the playoffs anymore, which I suppose is fine since I can't watch any of the games until the World Series anyway. Fuck the cheating Astros, fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Marlins because of Jeter, who can never be forgiven for trading Yelich to the NL Central for pennies on the dollar (to say nothing of the mortal sin that was the removal of the Dinger Machine). The Rays, Dodgers, Braves and A's are just boring. I suppose I'd be fine with the Padres, because Manny Machado is a deity of a minor pantheon.

The Dodgers and Braves are boring? What exactly are you expecting from a baseball team?
 

Unwritten rules horseshit. As much as I love Machado, he's a huge bitch about that stuff in particular.

The Dodgers and Braves are boring? What exactly are you expecting from a baseball team?

I guess I have just had a hard time getting excited about anything in this fake season. We have a team that went 29-31 going to the ALCS, for Christ's sake, and the Dodgers have won the NL West for, what, eight seasons in a row? As for the Braves, I love the shit out of Acuna, but I otherwise can't bring myself to muster up any actual energy or care about them.
 
So what actually happened?

Most recently, he got pissed off at Brusdar Graterol last night.

In the top of the seventh, with the Padres trailing 4–3 and a runner on second, Fernando Tatís Jr. stepped to the plate and jumped on the first pitch he saw, hitting a blast to dead center. The ball went over the fence, but Bellinger was there to bring it back, denying the Padres a go-ahead homer and ending the inning.

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The coup de grâce, though, was the kiss Graterol blew in the direction of Padres third baseman Manny Machado, who had been standing in the on-deck circle. Man, that set Machado off.

In the span of seven seconds, Machado fired off a “motherf-----” and three “f--- yous” in Graterol’s direction. He capped it off by telling Graterol, “I’ll be waiting for you.”

Machado did get a chance at revenge, leading off the next inning against Graterol. He grounded out to second.
 
Brusdar throwing his glove and hat was one of the most absurdly hilarious things I have ever seen in baseball. I was laughing until I had tears and Machado losing his mind just made it more hilarious.

Yeah, Machado's always been a whiny bitch about showboating, despite being the king of bat flips (or at least in the royal court) dating back to his days as an Oriole. It's a very odd contradiction.
 
There is a sick part of me dying for an Astros and Dodgers World Series even though I’m a Braves fan.

I thought the Braves would be a quick out in the post season with their extremely young starting pitching but here we are four shutouts in five games later. The rotation is going to have stretch now in a seven game set and I think this might be where it ends.
 
There is a sick part of me dying for an Astros and Dodgers World Series even though I’m a Braves fan.

You monster.

I thought the Braves would be a quick out in the post season with their extremely young starting pitching but here we are four shutouts in five games later. The rotation is going to have stretch now in a seven game set and I think this might be where it ends.

Looking through stats, I think the bigger issue is going to be their bullpen, which just looks exhausted.
 
Machado, he's a huge bitch
Fixed that for you. :p

Brusdar throwing his glove and hat was one of the most absurdly hilarious things I have ever seen in baseball. I was laughing until I had tears and Machado losing his mind just made it more hilarious.
The guys calling the Braves game today were all laughing at Brusdar. They thought it was great, especially Adam Wainwright.

Machado needs to grow up and/or chill.

There is a sick part of me dying for an Astros and Dodgers World Series even though I’m a Braves fan.
Fuck that shit!
 
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