MLB Pseudo-Season 2020: Roger, Dodgers

[Ar-Pharazon]

If they keep postponing games, it'll be...

 

[tomalak301]

If they keep postponing games, it'll be...
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Now that doubleheader games on 7 innings each, why not.

 

[1001001]

5 inning triple-headers.

After the third inning, each team starts with the bases loaded, the pitcher blindfolded, and the multi-ball bonus in effect.

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[Ar-Pharazon]

^ Only it'll be called Manfred-Ball.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

This guy doing Yankees radio (it's not John Sterling)...did he seriously just call himself "Ricky Ricardo"?

 

[The Grinch Doctor]

5 inning triple-headers.

After the third inning, each team starts with the bases loaded, the pitcher blindfolded, and the multi-ball bonus in effect.

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Well...at least I finally understand how Blernsball came to be.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

So in his second start, Shohei Ohtani managed 1.2 innings with 2 ER to drop his ERA to a mere 37.8. It's better than 5 ER in 0 innings for INF.

He is now scheduled to get an MRI for discomfort in his throwing arm.

 

[Jedi_Master]

Is this dumpster fire still not extinguished?

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Is this dumpster fire still not extinguished?

Ohtani or the season?

 

[Jedi_Master]

Ohtani or the season?

Let's go with - THE SEASON.
ESPN just put out a power ranking for the MLB.
The Marlins - 29th out of 30, one rank about the Orioles.
That smarts, when a 5-3 team is still ranked a step below Miami Strip Club Patrons.

 

[1001001]

So in his second start, Shohie Ohtani managed 1.2 innings with 2 ER to drop his ERA to a mere 37.8. It's better than 5 ER in 0 innings for INF.

He is now scheduled to get an MRI for discomfort in his throwing arm.

 

[King Bob!]

So in his second start, Shohei Ohtani managed 1.2 innings with 2 ER to drop his ERA to a mere 37.8. It's better than 5 ER in 0 innings for INF.

He is now scheduled to get an MRI for discomfort in his throwing arm.

Time to move him to OF/DH and leave him there.

 

[Timby]

Is this dumpster fire still not extinguished?

I can't believe that baseball players are doing things that are dumb and risky during a pandemic, when there has been such clear, science-backed and justly enforced guidance that is otherwise impeccably followed by Americans.

Wait, shit, I forgot which timeline we're in.

 

[Jedi_Master]

I can't believe that baseball players are doing things that are dumb and risky during a pandemic, when there has been such clear, science-backed and justly enforced guidance that is otherwise impeccably followed by Americans.

Wait, shit, I forgot which timeline we're in.

The one where Troy went to get the pizza....

 

[The Grinch Doctor]

The one where Troy went to get the pizza....

Sometimes I feel like it's even worse than that timeline...

 

[Jim Klag]

I can't believe that baseball players are doing things that are dumb and risky during a pandemic, when there has been such clear, science-backed and justly enforced guidance that is otherwise impeccably followed by Americans.

Wait, shit, I forgot which timeline we're in.

Let's see. Lots of single guys in their 20's with shitloads of money who hang out with other guys who have shitloads of money. Hmmm. I can believe anything.

 

[1001001]

4 more positives on the Cards (now 1 player and 3 staff members).

Up to 13 now (7 players)

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/report...tests-including-6-from-players-195105938.html

 

[King Bob!]

Ohtani a DH for the next four to six weeks.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2020...osed-with-strain-of-flexor-pronator-mass.html

 

[Jason X-Mas]

Will the season still be going in four to six weeks! I doubt it. I wonder what the Vegas odds are on the season being shut down before the season ends.


Jason

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Ohtani a DH for the next four to six weeks.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2020...osed-with-strain-of-flexor-pronator-mass.html

How is him swinging a bat gonna help the strain?