Brian Brophy didn’t return?
- Thread starter EnriqueH
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Brophy can make enchiladas using nothing more than one tortilla wrap and smiling at it. 
Brophy went to the cornfield and brought back popcorn for Anthony
And then brought back everyone else so they could pass the popcorn around while watching the television. (It was showing the new Twilight Zone, of course!)
Brian Brophy looks great, but his portrait is aging.
He travels back in time to meet his younger self who is able to resist any ageing.
Brian Brophy's two rules of living are: 1. Live your dreams. 2. Be like him.
Isn't that redundant?
All our dreams are to be like him
Brophy is the dreamer and the dream.
Brian Brophy eats pizza by eating the toppings first and then using the crust to make a stabbing weapon that can penetrate metal.
Brian Brophy doesn't crack walnuts. They split apart at the sight of him approaching the bowl.
If Brian Brophy falls over in the forest, everyone is there to hear it.
Brophy can put toothpaste back in the tube.
Yep. He's seen the future. He's seen all and knows all.
