What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Jayson1, Feb 23, 2018.

  1. Sibyl

    Sibyl Caffeine Pill Popper Rear Admiral

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    Google or Amazon is in my head now. I was thinking that I need to get some more Senacot and now one of the ads here is for Miralax.

    WTF?!?
     
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  2. Random_Spock

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    Retailmenot ad, Dodge Challenger ad and a Paypal ad
     
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  3. dahj

    dahj Vice Admiral Admiral

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    My bad. :D
     
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  4. Random_Spock

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    :lol:

    And it keeps on showing up over and over.
     
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  5. Armus

    Armus Commodore Commodore

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    There's just no end to it. Blacks, asians, latinas, now...farmer girls? "City folks just don't get it."

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Armus

    Armus Commodore Commodore

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    Me too. They place ads containing the very products in my amazon shopping cart, such as rosemary essential oil. There really is a spirit who tries to whisper in my ear, "SPEND. SPEND. SPEND!"
     
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  7. The Lensman

    The Lensman Commodore Commodore

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    This:

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    Seriously, WTF?! :wtf::wtf::wtf:
     
  8. Kor

    Kor Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    This kind of thing started with a project (including printed books) originally called "The Brick Testament" and later renamed "The Brick Bible." It was meant more to be satirical than serious. This one seems to take the serious approach, though.

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  9. Q2UnME

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    Pure Michigan (2X) ... and one that seems to be on the fritz....
     
  10. Random_Spock

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    2 Progressive ads (one that's Game of Thrones themed :lol:) and a Carnival ad
     
  11. tafkats

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    Leggings, Midol, and a leg-waxing spa in Florida, more than a thousand miles from where I live. Plus a few retargeting-based ads that actually DO make sense, one of which I'm running myself at work.
     
  12. Sibyl

    Sibyl Caffeine Pill Popper Rear Admiral

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    Pee-proof underwear.
     
  13. Random_Spock

    Random_Spock Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Dammit. Just ran into the 'Find someone HOTTER in your area!' Ashley Madison ad (uh no thanks :lol:)..., a Squarespace ad and an ad for opioid addiction drug.
     
  14. Verteron

    Verteron Lux in tenebris lucet Premium Member

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    Fancy women's flipflops.

    I am struggling to understand why. I don't think I've worn flipflops in 30 years, and am neither a woman, nor fancy.
     
  15. Verteron

    Verteron Lux in tenebris lucet Premium Member

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    Hey, you all get hot singles in your area, I get office space in my area!

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  16. Kor

    Kor Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The "Try something different this Valentine's Day" ads continue. :rolleyes:

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  17. Avro Arrow

    Avro Arrow Vice Admiral Moderator

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    But think about how fancy you *could* be with the right pair of fancy flipflops! :techman:
     
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  18. Random_Spock

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    Famous Footware, Constant Contact and Zenni Glasses
     
  19. Verteron

    Verteron Lux in tenebris lucet Premium Member

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    A giant gold Avengers Endgame pog.

    Only £9.99 plus shipping!
     
  20. Kor

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    Kind of boring today. A Google security camera, and Weebly web hosting.

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