Ridiculous crossovers you'd like to see?

Star Trek and Terminator. WWIII was somehow triggered by Skynet.

Kor

 

The ultimate crossover. I'd pay to see that.

 

Perhaps not so crazy, but: Deadwood & Hell on Wheels. In season 1 of Deadwood, a group is sent off to Cheyenne for the smallpox vaccine. We never actually see them there though, which is where Hell on Wheels comes in as that's one of the show's main locations. In Cheyenne, the group comes into contact with Thomas Durant as played by Colm Meaney who they have to negotiate with for the vaccine.

 

The Originals (The Vampire Diaries Spin Off Show) and Hellraiser
Kol would purposely opens a Lament Configuration box which cause the Cenobites to invade New Orleans.

 

Square Pegs and Star Trek: Discovery. Lauren and Patty try to be popular on board the ship despite being rather behind the times. They make friends with Ash Tyler on a dare from Jennifer. ("He's, like, Sybil. But with awesome hair. And a guy.") Johnny Slash is in charge of stocking the spores and frequently commenting on Airiam's "totally different head." Marshall monologues at the start of each show. ("Personal log. Stardate...I've never dated a star. Olivia Newton John doesn't return my calls.") LaDonna would try to teach Michael how to dance. ("Girl, we have got to loosen you up. Get in that transporter thing and Leave. It. On.") Vinnie would ride the turbolifts all day. And Muffy would spend time requesting replicator items and other things for her poor Guatemalan orphan. ("Captain Pike, it behooves me to point out that you own numerous horses, but that poor girl has never known the bond of true love one develops when befriending a Rigellian rhinoceros with its infinite supply of aphrodisiacs secreted in its horn...")

 

The USS Discovery arrives in the Land Of The Giants and a giant breaks off the saucer and uses it as a hat, the episode ends

 

Dr Who and the Great British Bake Off. All of the contestants are The Doctor, so technically, he can’t lose.

Ghost Busters v Ghost Rider. They team up at the end to fight Granny Horror.

Hell Boy v Constantine. The Reeves one, not the aging scouser.

HAL9000 v Freddie Kruger.

 

Friday the 13th except it takes place at a WWE event and Jason is killing off wrestlers one by one.

 

Firefly/Doctor Who.

Years ago, I wrote a crossover based on the Tenth Doctor and Rose losing the TARDIS on Persephone. Badger was really curious about the police box. The Doctor didn't want to commit crime. Rose was keen to go undercover if it meant getting the TARDIS back. It was a 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine' kind of deal.

I never finished it. Although the dialogue was fun to write.

 

The Tudors and Star Trek TNG. Data, Picard and Beverly meet Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn and Thomas Cromwell. Cromwell was played by James Frain (Discovery). So it would really be a kind of crossover.

 

Star Trek Discovery and Land Of The Giants only they are much much bigger then they were in the original show. Disco flies into the atmosphere and is caught. Giant snaps off the saucer to use as a hat. The end.

 

That gave me an idea: The Real Ghostbusters & Ghostbusters. Slimer escapes once again. The Real Ghostbusters attempt to find him and discover he's gone into a portal to an alternate dimension where to their horror they don't exist, instead replaced with schmucks that call themselves Ghostbusters (ie Filmation's version). After arguing for several minutes with their 'counterparts' over their existence, they reluctantly join forces to find Slimer.

 

Bluebloods and Hawaii 5 O , Top Gunn and Airwolf, Knight rider and NYPD Blue, Star Wars and The Handmaidens Tale

 

Yes to all of those. I can picture Danny Reagan meeting the Hawaii Five 0 team. That works for me.

 

As the latter did get a TV show adaptation, Airwolf and Blue Thunder. The two helicopters are matched against each other in a competition to see which one is better. Each helicopter's crew gets increasingly frustrated as they match each other's performance using each copter's specific abilities and each pilot's specific methods to accomplish the same tasks.

 

But Airwolf has the edge where speed is concerned. Oh and a tardis like weapons bay

 

Magnum, P.I. and...Magnum, P.I.

 

The Crown and Victoria.

Soon after her ascension to the throne Queen Elizabeth II is taken to a secret lab where a time viewer has been constructed. The viewer is stuck, only able to focus on the chambers of Queen Victoria. After the shock wears off, the two young queens compare notes and commiserate about their lives.

 

NCIS and Section 31

 

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea and Seaquest D.S.V.