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Admiral
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I'm looking forward to warmer weather. I really am. I got started thinking about hiking, which led me to think about Kirk's rock climbing in TFF even though they're not the same thing. Then as I was running the scene through my head, I started imagining who would the Discovery characters be during this scene.

Then it hit me: The opening of TFF after the credits...
  • Burnham would be Kirk, climbing El Capitan.
  • Tilly would be Spock with the thrusters, distracting Burnham.
  • Saru would be McCoy, fearing that Burnham's "playing games with life!"
  • Stamets and Culber would get lost.
At the camp fire scene later on, the analogy switches up a little:
  • Stamets would start singing a song.
  • Tilly jumps in, singing along.
  • Burnham kills the momentum somehow.
  • Tilly says, "Michael, why didn't you jump in?"
When Saru says life is too precious to risk on crazy stunts, Burnham says she knew she wouldn't die. Saru points to Culber and says, "I thought he was the only one who was immortal.

Okay, that's my scene. Anyone pick any other scene from any Star Trek, and just put the Disco characters in instead!
 
Remake The Enemy Within but with Prime and Mirror Lorca.

Oh, absolutely! When the away party fails to beam back from the spore realm entirely whole, Mirror Lorca assumes command but gets nowhere because he has to second-guess himself to maintain his all-important cover, and refrain from pummeling and eating the wussy Saru because that would give up the game, too. In contrast, Prime Lorca is free to roam the ship, and brusquely but charmingly forces himself upon Burnham because he doesn't have to keep secret his desires, which are neither politically motivated nor otherwise impure. He also borrows Tilly's lipstick to fake the agonizer burn marks on his shoulder so that he can reach the bridge before Mirror Lorca's death squads recognize him.

But getting cornered by Mirror Lorca makes him switch his phaser to kill, as he fully well knows the ruthless true nature of his opponent; his struggling for dear life results in the transporter machinery being a casualty. His attempts at explaining the Mirror thing go unheard in the brig, while Mirror Lorca makes insincere and manipulative amends with Burnham.

Nobody can fix the transporter because a shipwide questioning yields no information on the identity of the Chief Engineer, Stamets and Tilly are stranded in sporespace, and Mirror Lorca's manipulations have convinced Burnham that the only thing she can fix is a good cup of coffee for him. But Mirror Lorca can't help but go taunt his counterpart in the brig, which allows Lorca to surprise him by arguing about ethics with the computer (Mirror Lorca cannot follow the argument because he cannot fathom ethics) so that the forcefield is suddenly dropped. Lorca rushes to the bridge.

An epic struggle over command follows. Mirror Lorca automatically wins because he knows how to kick under the belt. Repairs proceed when it turns out Cadet Decker was the Chief Engineer all along. Stamets is beamed back from the spore realm but Lorca secretly pushes the button that leaves Culber still stranded, motivating Stamets to try even harder with the future beaming experiments. Especially during ion storms.

Timo Saloniemi
 
TNG Conspiracy alien "we seek peaceful coexistence" Scene 5

Lorca replaces Picard
Saru replaces Riker
AshVoq replaces Dexter Remmick

soundtrack replaced with Geto Boys' "Die Mutherfucker(Still)" (the Office Space printer murder song)
 
  • Burnham would be Kirk, climbing El Capitan.
  • Tilly would be Spock with the thrusters, distracting Burnham.
  • Saru would be McCoy, fearing that Burnham's "playing games with life!"
  • Stamets and Culber would get lost.
Bryan Fuller would be William Shatner babbling about Michael making love to the mountain.
 
Suddenly, The Discovery has been pulled 75,001 light-years from Earth to the distant Delta Quadrant by the Caretaker!

Burnham: "We must destroy the array to prevent the Caretaker's technology from falling into the hands of the Kazon!"

Pike: "What? We literally just got here, how do you know all this?"

Saru: "General Order 1--"

Detmer: "You mean the Prime Directive--"

Pike (to Saru) "Who's that talking?"

Saru (checks script) "Uh, Detmer, sir."

Airiam: "Wait, I had a line?"

Detmer: "No. I'm Detmer. You're Airiam."

Airiam: "Oh." Sighs. "Are you sure?"

Detmer: "Yes. Um........well...okay, no."

Burnham: "Captain, we have to destroy the array!"

Pike: "Fine! I have no compelling reason to trust you, but you're above me in the credits so okay! Tilly! Fire phasers! And don't spare the horses."

Tilly: "I don't do that, I think. Do I do that? I don't know. I quit. Also, what??"

Suddenly, a Section 31 ship uncloaks and destroys the array!

Tilly: "Section 31!"

Pike: "How does a lowly ensign know about Section 31?.....wait, how do I even know about it, actually?"

Suddenly, evil Agent Georgiou beams aboard!

Georgiou: "It's me, Empre--retired Captain Georgiou! What's for dinner?" (Looks at Saru)

Saru: "Huh?"

Burnham: (in voice-over) Without the spore drive, it would have taken us the rest of the series to get home. At this moment I can only think of Spock, to whom I am related, in case you forgot. Spock. Spock Spock Spock. He's not crazy, he's my brother. Spock.

Pike: "Black Alert. Take us home...uh...helmsman."

Detmer sighs.

Suddenly, Discovery goes home!
 
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Suddenly, The Discovery has been pulled 75,001 light-years from Earth to the distant Delta Quadrant by the Caretaker!

Burnham: "We must destroy the array to prevent the Caretaker's technology from falling into the hands of the Kazon!"

Pike: "What? We literally just got here, how do you know all this?"

Saru: "General Order 1--"

Detmer: "You mean the Prime Directive--"

Pike (to Saru) "Who's that talking?"

Saru (checks script) "Uh, Detmer, sir."

Airiam: "Wait, I had a line?"

Detmer: "No. I'm Detmer. You're Airiam."

Airiam: "Oh." Sighs. "Are you sure?"

Detmer: "Yes. Um........well...okay, no."

Burnham: "Captain, we have to destroy the array!"

Pike: "Fine! I have no compelling reason to trust you, but you're above me in the credits so okay! Tilly! Fire phasers! And don't spare the horses."

Tilly: "I don't do that, I think. Do I do that? I don't know. I quit. Also, what??"

Suddenly, a Section 31 ship uncloaks and destroys the array!

Tilly: "Section 31!"

Pike: "How does a lowly ensign know about Section 31?.....wait, how do I even know about it, actually?"

Suddenly, evil Agent Georgiou beams aboard!

Georgiou: "It's me, Empre--retired Captain Georgiou! What's for dinner?" (Looks at Saru)

Saru: "Huh?"

Burnham: (in voice-over) Without the spore drive, it would have taken us the rest of the series to get home. At this moment I can only think of Spock, to whom I am related, in case you forgot. Spock. Spock Spock Spock. He's not crazy, he's my brother. Spock.

Pike: "Black Alert. Take us home...uh...helmsman."

Detmer sighs.

Suddenly, Discovery goes home!

^ Long time, no see. Nice avatar of Denver the Last Dinosaur. ;)
 
Suddenly, The Discovery has been pulled 75,001 light-years from Earth to the distant Delta Quadrant by the Caretaker!

Burnham: "We must destroy the array to prevent the Caretaker's technology from falling into the hands of the Kazon!"

Pike: "What? We literally just got here, how do you know all this?"

Saru: "General Order 1--"

Detmer: "You mean the Prime Directive--"

Pike (to Saru) "Who's that talking?"

Saru (checks script) "Uh, Detmer, sir."

Airiam: "Wait, I had a line?"

Detmer: "No. I'm Detmer. You're Airiam."

Airiam: "Oh." Sighs. "Are you sure?"

Detmer: "Yes. Um........well...okay, no."

Burnham: "Captain, we have to destroy the array!"

Pike: "Fine! I have no compelling reason to trust you, but you're above me in the credits so okay! Tilly! Fire phasers! And don't spare the horses."

Tilly: "I don't do that, I think. Do I do that? I don't know. I quit. Also, what??"

Suddenly, a Section 31 ship uncloaks and destroys the array!

Tilly: "Section 31!"

Pike: "How does a lowly ensign know about Section 31?.....wait, how do I even know about it, actually?"

Suddenly, evil Agent Georgiou beams aboard!

Georgiou: "It's me, Empre--retired Captain Georgiou! What's for dinner?" (Looks at Saru)

Saru: "Huh?"

Burnham: (in voice-over) Without the spore drive, it would have taken us the rest of the series to get home. At this moment I can only think of Spock, to whom I am related, in case you forgot. Spock. Spock Spock Spock. He's not crazy, he's my brother. Spock.

Pike: "Black Alert. Take us home...uh...helmsman."

Detmer sighs.

Suddenly, Discovery goes home!

And yet this is actually an improvement compared to how Voyager went down..
 
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Just for fun, lets do Wrath of Khan, yet again, but reimagined with:

Burnham in the Kirk Role
Emperor Giorgiou in the Khan role.
Spock, well, in the Spock role (alternatively Tilly)
Tyler in the Chekov role
Stammets in the Scotty Role
Culbert in the Scotty's nephew role
Saru in the McCoy Role
Tilly in the Carol Marcus Role (alternatively Spock)
Saavik, well, in the Saavik Role.
Prime Universe Lorca in the Terrell role.
 
Prime Universe Lorca in the Terrell role.

Prime Lorca going out by committing suicide via phaser is even worse than the way Lorca Lorca went out. Yet I can't think of anyone else immediately off the top of my head to be Captain Terrell, so I guess Prime Lorca it is!
 
Prime Lorca going out by committing suicide via phaser is even worse than the way Lorca Lorca went out. Yet I can't think of anyone else immediately off the top of my head to be Captain Terrell, so I guess Prime Lorca it is!

"Did not he tell you, to amuse you, the tale of how commander Michael Burnham marooned me and the rest of Section 31 on this foresaken world?"
"I've never met Admiral Burnham."
"Admiral Burnham! Admiral Burnham?! Admiral Burnham... you know I always told her she'd make admiral one day."
 
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TNG Conspiracy alien "we seek peaceful coexistence" Scene 5

Lorca replaces Picard
Saru replaces Riker
AshVoq replaces Dexter Remmick

soundtrack replaced with Geto Boys' "Die Mutherfucker(Still)" (the Office Space printer murder song)
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ok I had to go make this
 
Jet Reno in any Star Trek episode: "Yo, that alien ship is sick! It reminds me of the time I dreamt about rapping with Kendrick Lamar!"

Any Star Trek character: "Huh?"
 
I'm looking forward to warmer weather. I really am. I got started thinking about hiking, which led me to think about Kirk's rock climbing in TFF even though they're not the same thing. Then as I was running the scene through my head, I started imagining who would the Discovery characters be during this scene.

Then it hit me: The opening of TFF after the credits...
  • Burnham would be Kirk, climbing El Capitan.
  • Tilly would be Spock with the thrusters, distracting Burnham.
  • Saru would be McCoy, fearing that Burnham's "playing games with life!"
  • Stamets and Culber would get lost.
At the camp fire scene later on, the analogy switches up a little:
  • Stamets would start singing a song.
  • Tilly jumps in, singing along.
  • Burnham kills the momentum somehow.
  • Tilly says, "Michael, why didn't you jump in?"
When Saru says life is too precious to risk on crazy stunts, Burnham says she knew she wouldn't die. Saru points to Culber and says, "I thought he was the only one who was immortal.

Okay, that's my scene. Anyone pick any other scene from any Star Trek, and just put the Disco characters in instead!

Can you imagine Sybok trying to release Lorca's pain?
 
I feel like this could head into slash fiction territory
Sybok: "Romulan, Klingon, Terran. Consider yourselves my prisoners!"

Lorca: "Prisoners? We're already prisoners on this worthless lump of rock! What possible value could we be to you?

Sybok: "Nimbus III may be a worthless lump of rock, but it does have one unique treasure. It's the only place in the entire galaxy that has the three of you... In bondage."
 
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