This is Richard Schickel's review of TMP from the December 17, 1979 issue of Time magazine. He seems quite bummed-out that he didn't get another Star Wars-type movie. The part about "weirdos" is downright hilarious.![]()
Well, I'm never going to complain about overblown complaints of "superhero-fatigue" again. This is just a small taste of the endless tedium of every comic-book movie being docked for not being exactly like X-Men.
The "weirdos" bit is just bizarre. How can you have lost that much interest thirty seconds into a movie? There's a big puffly blue thing and a little pointy green thing, and the camera gets closer to the green thing... and closer... and closer... and then there are some weirdos. Sure, okay, they're probably in the big blue puffy thing. And it's just a weird coincidence that every time they get all shouty, they're either reacting to the big blue thing, or anticipating the little green things doing something. This is, like, editing 101. It's like that infamous A.V. Club 30 Rock review (the writer missed several key conversations, apparently, and thought a character was given amphetamines hidden in jelly beans to keep him on-task; actually, the jelly beans were just to get his mouth moving while someone else spoke for him, a la Mr. Ed).
I'm tempted to see if there are any other winners in Schickel's oeuvre. Maybe a movie set in New York that he assumed took place under the sea, since there was a river in the establishing shot.