Summarize An Episode Badly

[Twilight Phoenix]

Unnatural Selection: Pulaski is turned on by a 12 year old boy.

Eewww...this sounds disgusting >.<

Birthright II : Worf becomes a teacher.

The Game : an allegory about porn addiction.

Parallels : this episode with an amazing Battle of HarOs painting by Data, which we'll never see again...

Second Chances : too many Rikers !

 

[Marynator]

The Outrageous Okona: The USS Enterprise encounters sexual harassment

 

[Finn]

A Matter of Honor: Riker resists boobs for the first time in his life, and would never again.

The Dauphin: Worf is excited with the idea of fighting an old woman.

The Royale: We learn that Vegas still has a casino and hotel, that looks like the 1980s, in the 2030s.

 

[Tenacity]

Rascals: Riker at last gets the hug from Picard he's waited so long for.

The Royale: Data infiltrates a casino disgused as a android named Questor.

 

[Mojochi]

The Survivors: Troi gets a song stuck in her head, & everyone tries to help, because don't you just hate that?

Half a Life: Lwaxana's love isn't even useful enough to convince someone out of suicide

 

[at Quark's]

The big goodbye: instead of doing his job properly (practising some ritual greeting), Picard wastes his time in the holodeck. Fortunately for him, the Jarada apparently want relations with the Federation badly enough since they act like his guttural sounds are the greatest thing since sliced bread.

(Oh, and holograms haven't yet learned they are supposed to disappear immediately when stepping off the holodeck).

 

[SpocksOddSocks]

Rascals: Riker at last gets the hug from Picard he's waited so long for.

That gets an ahh moment.

Half a Life: Lwaxana's love isn't even useful enough to convince someone out of suicide

"Counsellor Deanna Troi, personal log stardate 44805.3. My mother is on board..." Followed by Picard tentatively exiting the turbolift.

One of my favourite episode opening scenes. Pity the rest of the episode wasn't so great.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

"Half a Life" - Lwaxana's new lover proves that suicide is painless.

(Actually, I think this is one of the best TNG episodes, certainly in the top 20, possibly top ten.)

 

[tomswift2002]

Andorrans give the Enterprise a cosmetic facelift.

 

[Farscape One]

"Clues" - Worf gets his wrist broken... by Counselor Troi.

"Qpid" - Worf is NOT a merry man.

 

[Admiral Archer]

All Good Things: Picard apparently lost his Mommy, and is worried about his fish, too.

 

[Finn]

Andorrans give the Enterprise a cosmetic facelift.

What?

Anyway...
The Icarus Factor: Picard thinks Klingon language is exotic, 214 years after first contact with Klingons...
Pen Pals: The crew condemns a pre-warp society to centuries of living with toxic volcanic gases that had accumulated in their atmosphere.
Q-Who: Picard almost sees a preview of an episode of The View when Q shows up.

 

[tomswift2002]

What?

I was wondering if someone was going to ask. Doesn’t the future D look like someone added Andorian antennas to its saucer with those phaser cannons?

 

[Finn]

I'm not sure what you are on, but I don't think this is the right place for your query.

Take care

 

[tomswift2002]

I'm not sure what you are on, but I don't think this is the right place for your query.

Take care

You haven't seen the Future D from All Good Things?

 

[at Quark's]

Cause and effect: The crew is stupid enough to get the ship blown up. Like, five times in a row. Each time in exactly the same way, too.

(I know I have done this one before, but couldn't resist)

 

[Finn]

Samaritan Snare: Geordi is held hostage by a race of John Candy clones.

The Long Ladder: Riker meets the Princess Leia of the Trekverse.

Manhunt: Data takes the role as a reverse wing man.

 

[Tenacity]

Oh, and holograms haven't yet learned they are supposed to disappear immediately when stepping off the holodeck

I figure that a short distance from the holodeck doorway the holograms are still in direct line of sight with the holodeck emitters, so the holograms could walk a short distance up the corridor.

Similarly the thrown snowball could hit someone in the corridor.

Later the holodeck computer was reset to stop at the threshold of the holodeck.

Journey to Babel

The Orions get a new starship and decide to take it for a spin.

 

[Finn]

Shades of Gray: We learn that being enveloped by Armus wasn't the worst experience Riker ever had...

 

[Mojochi]

Ship in a Bottle: The android, & the guy who's spent his whole career recreating his crewmates on the holodeck, take a suspiciously long time to realize their crewmates are holodeck recreations