He only really killed what like 2 or 3 computers in the whole series. So where does this reputation of Kirk being a computer killer come from?
Kirk's reputation with computers..
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Kirk was like human malware. He talked computers to death or defeat all the time.
Sometimes he forced computers to live up to their own stated objectives to the point of suicide:
- Return of the Archons
- The Ultimate Computer
- The Changeling
Sometimes he exploited their too-lifelike programming to use their own passions against them:
- What are Little Girls Made Of? (he messed up three machines, a personal best)
- TMP (he tried this on Ilia through Decker, but it didn't work)
He used unsolvable problems to force machines to start looping, a real dick move:
- Wolf in the Fold
- I, Mudd
He defeated computer defense mechanisms by figuring out what button to push:
- For the World is Hollow
- The Paradise Syndrome
He broke in and stole files that weren't backed up:
- Tomorrow is Yesterday
He shot up the hardware with guns:
- The Squire of Gothos
- A Taste of Armageddon
- The Apple
- Who Mourns for Adonais?
- That Which Survives
When all else failed, he said "Say hello to my giant bomb," and kablooey!
- The Doomsday Machine
The man was a menace.
Sometimes he forced computers to live up to their own stated objectives to the point of suicide:
- Return of the Archons
- The Ultimate Computer
- The Changeling
Sometimes he exploited their too-lifelike programming to use their own passions against them:
- What are Little Girls Made Of? (he messed up three machines, a personal best)
- TMP (he tried this on Ilia through Decker, but it didn't work)
He used unsolvable problems to force machines to start looping, a real dick move:
- Wolf in the Fold
- I, Mudd
He defeated computer defense mechanisms by figuring out what button to push:
- For the World is Hollow
- The Paradise Syndrome
He broke in and stole files that weren't backed up:
- Tomorrow is Yesterday
He shot up the hardware with guns:
- The Squire of Gothos
- A Taste of Armageddon
- The Apple
- Who Mourns for Adonais?
- That Which Survives
When all else failed, he said "Say hello to my giant bomb," and kablooey!
- The Doomsday Machine
The man was a menace.
He was also mean to the female computer in the episode when they they go back to the 60's and beam a pilot aboard. He went with a lawyer who hated computers when he was on trial. He learned his lesson by the time "Generations" came. He let Picard deal with the computer stuff while he went and kiicked Soren's ass. Though I guess it was fitting that he died trying to get a remote control to turn off another computer.
Jason
Jason
I don't remember The Ultimate Computer or The Changeling
How will you atone for this dishonor?
That would've been amazing! I could even forget his lame death if that had been in there.
Sorry for the spoilers!
No need to apologise.... It was fun reading about Kirk's molestation of computers
I shall punish myself by watching TMP twice
He is The Kirk. He will sterilize that which is imperfect.
It wasn't so much what he said to the computers, it's how he said it. They committed suicide rather than listen to his stilted delivery any longer.
No one deserves such cruelty.
Not even you.
I'll let you in on a little secret.... I'm one of very few that like TMP
Funny enough, some fans like to call the first movie "Where Nomad Has Gone Before" as comparisons have been drawn with "The Changling".
I think David Gerrold pointed out Kirk's computer-destroying tendencies in The World of Star Trek 40+ years ago, saying "how IBM must hate that man" (paraphrasing somewhat due to fog of memory).
Of course, most of what is discussed here has been re-hashed for decades already...but then I guess if we didn't love re-runs, none of us would be here.
Of course, most of what is discussed here has been re-hashed for decades already...but then I guess if we didn't love re-runs, none of us would be here.
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