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Summarize An Episode Badly

Encounter at Farpoint: Join the new crew on the new starship Enterprise as they race against time to save a jellyfish.
 
Disaster: The Enterprise breaks. The crew fixes the ship.

Darmok: Captain Picard tries to figure out what an alien is saying.

The First Duty: Wesley Crusher gets in trouble for lying.

Shades of Grey: Commander Riker gets sick and goes to sickbay and gets really sick. The Doctor helps him.

I like this game :D
 
I love that game too !

Elementary, Dear Data : amazing cosplay live action roleplaying game, with a pinch of blue screen of death !

Galaxy Child : the Entreprise becomes mom to a giant baby leech.

For a fistful of Datas : amazing cosplay live action roleplaying game, now in Klingon version ! (But still with Data. That wouldn't be a LARPG without Data ! ) Also : Calamity Troi is sexy !
 
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Where Silence Has Lease: Captain Picard threatens to destroy the Enterprise and Worf freaks out when the ship enters an area of space that is empty.
 
CONSPIRACY: Admiral Quinn just wants to bug Dr. Crusher until Picard and Riker make Remmick blow his top.
 
The Game: Riker latest trip to Risa results in butthead aliens taking over the Enterprise. Wil Wheaton guest stars to save the day.
 
Second Chances: After being rescued from a cave on a deserted planet, Riker is surprised to learn that he became a career minded a-hole and is at odds with himself. Upon returning to the planet cave, Riker rescues himself from a collapsed bridge and then parts ways with the Enterprise crew while Riker remains as second officer.
 
Chain of Command, part 2

Picard makes absolutely clear how many lights there are in the interrogating Cardassians office.

How many lights were there, again ?... :guffaw:

Quality of Life : the proof that ST and SW universes are connected - Starfleet researchers invented R2D2 !

True Q : rather than harassing Picard again, Q decides to change victim and chooses a young intern girl instead.

Rascals : little girl Guinan is a living ad in favour of breeding :adore:

Chain of Command, Part I : the episode that ruined my idea of using planet Celtris III in my fanfic :crazy:
(I began my fic before watching the episode and just chose the name from a planets list, so I didn't know that planet was developped later in the series :shrug:)

Darmok : guessing game party on a lethally dangerous planet.
 
How many lights were there, again ?... :guffaw:

I believe it was between 3,9 and 4,1. The inner Cardy in all of us tries to convince us that there were 5... but I don't believe him. You shouldn't either.

Celtris was from a "Trek list of planets" or you just happened to come up with a planet with the same name? :)
 
Lessons - Our heroes get help from aliens to solve a big puzzle. And there are some pieces missing...

Descent - Data's evil brother (who doesn't have a beard for some reason) hires a group of Borgs that have left their union and are free agents. Their plan fails after Hugh starts a new union.

Liaisons - Picard kisses a girl that turns out to be a guy!

Force of Nature - Aliens are pissed off with the emissions of the Enterprise.

Subrosa - Beverly gets ghostgasms.

Masks - Role playing goes out of control.

Realm of Fear - Barclay doesn't want to use transporters.
 
Hollow Pursuits

Murdock teaches Riker a lesson.

Sarek

Spock's dad is old.

Family

Georgia Brown is Worf's mom.

Masks

Picard wears a mask!
 
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FInally, for all you Golgafrinchams space cookies out there:
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Riker does the Minuet while the Enterprise gets starjacked.
 
Encounter at Farpoint - Enterprise crew is trialled. Where's Matlock when you need him!
which leads to...
All Good Things... - Enterprise crew manages to throw in few objections and gets the trial postponed until Matlock is found.
It turns out that he had a flat tyre and was delayed.

Wait a minute... a flat tyre in the 24th cenruty? Who writes this stuff?
Lets just say Matlock's hoverblimp had a bad day.
 
Captain's holiday - Picard stops masturbating

Lessons - Picard uses flute as sex toy

All good things - Picard's Earl grey tea is spiked...at last or he's been mixing Saurian brandy with Romulan ale...again.
 
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