The aliens took their parents to the most beautiful view on Earth - it was a 4-way stop. They loved it because, to them, it showed Earthlings at their best - taking turns and waiting for others. Sappy, I know, but I liked it. Now, when I'm stuck at one, I remember that, and it helps.
Ironic because that's why I hate them. No one ever stops and gives turns, it's like game of chicken. I'm on a bike and everyone is just ignoring them.
In the northeast USA Stop signs mean slow down slightly, and yield signs mean speed up and cut the traffic off.
I lived in one city that didn't have any four way stops, it was awesome.