You didn't like it because it's not like Galaxy Quest??
What was the "pee gag" that you didn't like?
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What was the "pee gag" that you didn't like?
Malloy having to pee when Grayson stops him to talk after coming out of Mercer's office. I imagine.
Wow, truly a scandalous moment which totally didn't offend my sensibilities.
I have to cut this post short as I need to take a piss. Apologies for offending anyone. I hope this isn't considered grounds for closing the thread.
Wait a sec, you can hold it, right? There's a few more things to discuss.
Oh maybe...though I guess I didn't see that as a "pee joke" just a funny situation. Oh well, I thought it was funny and not remotely vulgar
Gods forbid someone brings up the fact that they need to go pee on a show. The horror, the horror...
It's not like we haven't devoted many posts to the question of toilets on Star Trek.
Then, the moment of decision: Does Bortus join the stampede?
Only once per season or it's canon violatioooooon!
Speaking of canon violations, it's neat with a brand new show which has literally only one episode of established canon. What will be the first violation!? Is it the eyebrows?
Is anyone else kind of waiting for that one time a year for Bortus to pee and it being a huge production with like rituals and such? I'm thinking it could be really funny
This is part of why I'm loving this series! We're all watching it as it goes, and getting the history! There isn't any of the overwrought history to contend with, arguments and suppositions. What we see is what's happened.
I was just about to post that.
MERCER: You're not a race horse, Mr. Bortus.
BORTUS: No. Neither am I a man. I am Moclan. I'd hoped I would be spared this, but the ancient drives are too strong. Eventually, they catch up with us, and we are driven by forces we cannot control to return home and take a leak. Or die.
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Hey Bortus can you....NO it is pee dayI was just about to post that.
I can already see it. A special toliet. A call from his parents wishing him a happy pee day. Perhaps a cake is involved. Granted I also wonder if his species also poops just once a year as well.
Jason
Urinating only once per year, can you imagine how long that one time will take?! Even without any rituals, just the act itself.
And for rituals, there needs to be a party with cake. "Happy Pee-Day, Bortus!"
And for rituals, there needs to be a party with cake. "Happy Pee-Day, Bortus!"