Justice League - Do you support Mustache Superman?

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And I suppose it's out of the question to have Cavill's MI:6 character, you know, shave?

 

[dahj]

And I suppose it's out of the question to have Cavill's MI:6 character, you know, shave?

He's the villain.
What's he supposed to twirl to indicate his villainy if he shaves?

 

[marillion]

His tush?

 

[ihno]

Isn't the lighting is so bad in those movies that you can't see anything anyway?

Well, I don't like the DC movies very much, I prefer the tv version with Supergirl and Flash. And for them:
They can make Superman a woman and Supergirl a boy but no mustaches please.

 

[dahj]

His tush?

That's not really villainous.
Unless it's the lambada.
That's the forbidden dance.

 

[marillion]

That's not really villainous.
Unless it's the lambada.
That's the forbidden dance.

Shhhh!! It is forbidden!

 

[Turtletrekker]

Superman with a pornstash makes me think of that Superman comic by John Byrne that was in questionable taste that had Superman and Big Barda making a porn movie together.

No, seriously.

http://comicsalliance.com/superman-sex-tape/

 

[Nyotarules]

Superman is so strong how can a razor cut off his super hair anyway lol
Besides the man wears tights yet he cannot wear his own hair above his lip????

 

[Relayer1]

MI:6's director says a fake mustache wouldn't work.

Because the real mustache has a contract and a kick ass Lawyer ?

 

[Kor]

Superman is so strong how can a razor cut off his super hair anyway lol
Besides the man wears tights yet he cannot wear his own hair above his lip????

I think he uses a bunch of strategically-placed mirrors to reflect his heat/laser vision to shave his face and give himself haircuts.

Kor

 

[Turtletrekker]

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[dahj]

^^
I can't believe someone spent $25 million just to make a silly youtube video

 

[Ithekro]

Wasn't that a Freddie Mercury stache?

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

Why just Superman?

For some reason those staches make Cyborg look like Will Smith, Flash like Jude Law, Batman like Nicolas Cage, Aquaman like that dude from Stargaze Atlantis and Wonder Woman like some kind of 70s Rockband Guitar Player.

 

[Professor Zoom]

Because the brain trust at Paramount should be giving everyone in the industry blow-jobs in the event that they need any good will for any reason in order to keep that studio afloat?

Nah.

 

[fireproof78]

For some reason those staches make Cyborg look like Will Smith, Flash like Jude Law, Batman like Nicolas Cage, Aquaman like that dude from Stargaze Atlantis and Wonder Woman like some kind of 70s Rockband Guitar Player.

Nicholas Cage as Batman? I'd watch that!

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

Nicholas Cage as Batman? I'd watch that!

Big Daddy?

 

[fireproof78]

Big Daddy?

Better.

 

[thewanderingjack]

I am anti mustache Supes, psychotic, ust had a tracheotomy Batman, and technosuit Flash... But wait I am pro JL:Gods and Monsters (Supes goatee), and FP's Thomas Wayne as Batman (even more psychotic than curent portrayals of Bruce)... so maybe just the stupid flash suit.

 

[publiusr]

This guy wore it better

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Him and Apollo Gauntlet.