But my chronological nit is..."Space Age Love Song" by A Flock of Seagulls, being played at a high school homecoming in 2017? Is '80s retro a really big thing with the kids right now? If so, I'd have thought that would have been last decade.
Aye, I had a pleasantly surprised chuckle when I recognized that song - a far better one than the vast majority of stuff that played at
my public high school "dances". But hey, no complaints there.
I do think that Watts' and Feige's comments about how this would be a John Hughes-esque movie were pretty overblown - apart from the obvious reference or two, and despite the charmingly small scale of the action and stakes (even the events of
Ant-Man could have been hugely consequential had the Pym tech gotten into HYDRA hands), this really didn't feel John Hughes-ish to me at all. (What, Peter's suit's AI couldn't have been voiced by and/or named after a Hughes actress/character?) In fact, I get far more of a Hughes vibe from
ASM1, with its great Peter-Gwen relationship based on awkward flirtation and even (gasp!) family class differences, and teenage angst. The
Homecoming high school stuff felt more like a TV sitcom - not a bad thing
per se, it's just the whole "Hughes-ian flavor" seems like false advertising. Maybe a more honest promoting of a "
Saved by the Bell flavor" didn't test as well?
My favorite moment, though, was Pepper's return - I was totally surprised and unreasonably happy to see that she and Tony, two fictional people, were back together. It makes complete sense that they'd have been on pause during
Civil War, so that Tony'd be at his lowest, but I'm glad they worked things out (again). And I also had started to think the suit and press conference offer was a test, so the reveal that it
wasn't was damned funny also.
So, I liked it. Safe, lightweight, and entirely enjoyable:
B+.
My personal Spider-ranking:
1.
ASM1
2. Tie:
SM:H and
SM2
4.
ASM2
5.
SM1
6.
SM3
SM2 is almost certainly a better movie than
SM:H, but though I'd have to rewatch
SM2 to be sure, I'm pretty sure I prefer
SM:H. Raimi's MJ at her best pales next to
ASM1 Gwen, and I even prefer
ASM1's Connors to Doc Ock, even if the former was in large part a ripoff of the latter. And for all
SM2's very real strengths, I don't like
SM1 or
SM3 much at all, which sours things. Anyhow, a strong start, and I look forward to more depth next time around. (We'll just all pretend that recruiting a minor to be a child soldier isn't a real-world war crime, yeah?)