"Brain Child"--
At the Kirkland Institute as part of a research project, 16 year old genius Joleen Collins plays
"Goldberg Variations" on piano while being monitored by camera. From there, Doctors Kate Lowell and Bruno instruct her to complete a physics problem that would take Dr. Bruno hours with computer assistance, but Joleen solves it in seconds. Although showed with praise, her minders are not enthusiastic when Joleen asks about the whereabouts of her mother--a question that is not new. Lowell promises to help find the girl's mother, but is rebuffed said promise.
Once Joleen is alone, she confides in Max--or MAX-V-U1 (a seemingly sentient & sympathetic artificial intelligence system) about her need for someone like the mythical Sir Lancelot of Arthurian legend...
That evening, Joleen tells Max she's leaving the institute-much to Max's dismay and fear of being reprogrammed; the teenager reminds it that she gave it the ability to fight--
Joleen:
"Hide what you are--defend your personality circuits."
Max: "I'll try."
Joleen says her heartfelt goodbyes to Max, as the A.I. disables the institutes security, allowing her to escape.
The next day, Joleen walks along the highway, discovering David
Barnes struggling to repair his malfunctioned car--
David: "Damn! Car, you're making me angry, now if you get me angry, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to turn you into a tin sandwich! I mean, for 50 dollars and a handshake, I could've expected more, but you're supposed to move!"
Joleen: "Are you talking to that car?"
David: "Um..yes..as a matter of fact, I am."
Joleen: "A good friend of mine would say you're wasting verbalization."
David: "Sounds like a very practical friend."
Joleen: "Practical and orderly. Order is a lovely thing. On disarray it lays its wing, teaching simplicity to sing."
David: "Anna Hempstead Branch."
Joleen: "You know her work? She's rather obscure."
David: "God wove a web of loveliness...of clouds...and stars and birds, but not made anything at all as beautiful as words."
Jolene is impressed.
David: "I guess other people could introduce themselves? David Barnes."
Joleen: "Joleen Collins. David, I can fix your car."
David: "I don't think so."
Joleen: "I will...if you take to Los Angeles. I wanna visit my mother, and I need a ride."
David:"Well, I don't think you can fix it. I don't think anybody can fix it. But if you can, I will gove you a ride--it will be a little indirect, however, because I''m going south--I'm following the harvesting crews."
Joleen: "Alright. Me too.It's a deal, then?"
David: "..if you can fix the car."
Joleen keeps her end of the bargain, so the two head off...
Back at the institute, government representative Mr. Arnold complains about Joleen's escape, the inability to access Max for information and her value--
Mr. Arnold: "..right through our security system and gone! Vanished--vamoose! And we cant even open that--that thing to see how she did it!"
Dr. Bruno:
"Well, I'm sure with time, Mister Arnold--"
Mr. Arnold: "
We don't have time, doctor! Joleen Collins was working on a very classified project--Joleen Collins herself was a very classified project...and now she's gone...out there...somewhere! God only knows!"
Dr. Lowell: "W-What will you do?"
Mr. Arnold: "Find her. A flier will be distributed to both state and local police."
Dr. Lowell: "Joleen listed as a-a runaway?"
Mr.Arnold: "No, Dr. Lowell, not as a runaway--we would get little or no help from the police that way.we can't risk the press, and we can only risk the police until we get our first lead. Oh, no, no no, no....A kidnapping!"
Dr. Lowell: "What? I don't understand--"
Mr. Arnold: "A kidnapping! You understand? We have to have absolute secrecy, of course. To protect the victim. That way, the police will keep looking hard and the newspapers will be in the dark. That's it. Yes. Joleen Collins will be kidnapped."
David finds another produce farm harvesting crew, so he and Joleen work over a period of days, getting to know each other. After blistering her hands, the curious Joleen meets the harvester's Mexican medicine woman--a La Bruja (witch), who performs rituals to physically remove growths from her "patients". Joleen describes it as "psychic surgery", noting and how the practice has been studied in academia--but soon realizes--and calls out La Bruja as a fraud using animal parts and blood to fake her "healing" power. This enrages the old woman, who orders the pleading David to be chained to the front of a truck, while Joleen is forced inside La Bruja's trailer.
Inside, the old woman subjects Joleen to her arm-flailing rituals, causing Joleen to scream for David--who has had enough, and Hulks out. Easily breaking his chains, the Hulk tosses La Bruja's men aside, breaks into the trailer, grabs the witch and dunks her in a wooden water barrel, then--with Joleen's understanding--the Hulk carries the girl away..but not before kicking the trailer into a pond.
The Hulk comes to rest a safe distance away, and transforms back to David in front of Joleen. The sensitive, inquisitive teen holds David's hand, telling him--
Joleen: "It's alright. Lancelot was cursed too."
David knows there's more to Joleen than meets the eye, and questions her about her range of knowledge--from being a cultural anthropologist, multilingual, mechanically inclined, a master at chess--several things.
David: "Who are you?"
Joleen: "Do I ask you that question? I accept you for what you seem to be, despite your oblivious education and background. I didn't try to pry into your life...even though I know about your rather extraordinary problem."
David: "My problem...yes.."
Joleen: "Alright. Can I tell you a story?"
David:
"Sure."
Joleen:"It's about being different. It's about a girl like me, and it started when she was four years old. It was at night. Her mother took her to a place called the Kirkland Institute, and left her there. She ran away."
David: "Why?"
Joleen: "Because the girl wasn't right. I wasn't like other girls. I tried to make my mother happy by learning what she wanted me to learn. I just learned faster than most. It wasn't my fault. And my mother was frightened of me."
David: "But Kirkland Institute wasn't.."
Joleen: "No. No, they were ecstatic. I needed that joy from them. I wanted...more of it, so I became their prize pupil. I understand why my mother was frightened of me.But she won't be frightened of me now. You saw those people back there, David--they like me! I know how to live like real people! Normal people!"
David: "You are a normal people."
Joleen: "I'm not 18. I'm 16. I lied to you. I won't lie anymore. Max helped me make a phone driver's license, and I.D."
David: "Max."
Joleen: "A computer I designed. It's my friend. You'd like him."
David: "Why are you telling all of this to me now?"
Joleen: "I want you to know everything. I want you to know it all, because then maybe...you'll tell me about you..about what happened last night."
David: "My problem. It's gamma radiation poisoning. Extreme emotion--any kind--rage, frustration, fear, anger...I don't know...they somehow seem to provoke a molecular change...a cellular generation that's uncontrollable. An actual reversion to the primal state."
Joleen:
"Well, I just started studying gamma radiation theory, and maybe when I know more, I can help you."
David: "Thank you, Joleen, I'd like that, but uh, I'm afraid that's going to have to be another time, because at this time, you're a minor, and I know that they must be searching for you.I mean really searching for you, and i should take you back to the highway patrol station."
Joleen: "David, please--"
David: "Now, wait---they can take you back to the Kirkland Institute, and I know that they'll understand, and help you find your mother."
Joleen: "I'll tell the police about you if you do this, David! I'll tell them!"
David: "That's a decision you'll have to make."
David drives Joleen to the highway patrol station, but Joleen, not only promises not to reveal David's secret, but professes her love for him, but she's needs to find out if she can have any relationship with her mother, so. David has a change of heart, promising to get her to Los Angeles. The trip is sidelined by a passing police officer, who sees Joleen's FBI wanted poster and chases the duo; David only evades the police by crashing the car in a field.
Eventually, Mr. Arnold & Dr. Lowell join a FBI / police search party, find the wrecked car, but come up empty. Dr.Bruno's luck is not much better, as most attempts to retrieve information from Max were met with self-generated false leads or electric shock; while he's amazed by Joleene's programming prowess, Bruno & Lowell conclude that the institute should have helped the runaway reunite with her mother--instead of their years of deliberate stonewalling--which caused the girl's state of depression and longing in the first place. That sentiment is not shared by Mr. Arnold--now armed with possible address for Joleen's mother...
David & Joleen arrive in Los Angeles, and manage to locate Joleen's mother, Elizabeth at a run-down hotel, but the welcome is not warm; Elizabeth rants--erecting walls about her simplistic life and differences from Joleen, demanding that the girl return to the Kirkland Institute--
Joleen: "I belong here! I belong with you!"
Elizabeth: "In this dump?? You gotta be kidding! Listen--you have everything...right here, kid (pointing at her head), and you wanna come back here--with me??
Joleen: "Yes!! I do! Because I only have one mother--you! I need you--I do!"
Elizabeth slaps Joleen's face to prove a point--
Elizabeth: "You see? You're not like other people. You don't feel like other people feel! You're better! You're smart, and you're tough...you analyze life...you won't let it get a hold of you and hurt you."
David chases Elizabeth out to the street, trying to reason with her; inside, Joleen, rudderless..devastated without a connection to her own mother, mounts the fire escape to the hotel's rooftop--just as Arnold, Lowell, the FBI and the police arrive. Joleen is spotted climbing the fire escape; David shouts for her--getting the attention of the police, who recognize David as the "kidnapper". Elizabeth hops on a bus, with David running alongside, frantically warning her of Joleen's actions, but is shot by one of the FBI agents--sending David violently crashing to the sidewalk--triggering the transformation. David scrambles around a corner, as he Hulks out while running. The Hulk intercepts the bus, forcing the vehicle to a full stop, then grabbing Elizabeth.
On the roof, Arnold and Lowell use the most self serving and clueless arguments for Joleen to back away from the edge of the roof--
Lowell: "Joleen--come away from there! This is not intellignent! It's not intelligent at all!"
Arnold: "Miss Collins--if you just think about what you're doing--the risk to you--what--what what your loss would mean to our country--"
Lowell: "OH, SHUT UP, MISTER ARNOLD!! SHUT UP!!"
At that moment, the Hulk makes it to the roof carrying Elizabeth; wisely, Arnold orders the agents/police not to shoot; the creature sets Elizabeth down, then leaps from building to building, safely making his escape.
Elizabeth: "Joleen..now you come over here, Joleen! You come here on this side! That's crazy!"
Joleen: "T-this is what you wanted--isn't it?? Y-you want me...gone? Y-you want me out of your life? I'm a freak, mama! And I'm tired of not being like other people!! I'm tired!"
Elizabeth: "Joleen.."
Lowell: "No, wait--please! Please!"
Elizabeth: "She needs ME now! Joleen, you do need me now, don't you? I can help you now, can I? Honey, I need you, too!"
Joleen: "Mom.."
Joleen steps away from the edge, embracing her mother.
Outside of the Kirkland Institute, Joleen and & David reunite. Her mother now lives with her at the facility, and Joleen continues to study radiation theory, believing she might be close to an answer for David, and asks him to stay. David cannot (of course), leading Joleen to refer to Lancelot again--
Joleen: "I know. Knights are like that. You saved from La Bruja--the witch, and a deadly precipice..and um...I love you. Write to me, Lancelot--please?"
David: "I will."
NOTES:
Jack McGee does not appear in this episode.
Sort of cure related, since Joleen is researching the cause of Banner's radiation overdose.
Joleen designed sentient A.I. at 16--probably far younger, since Max was not said to be a recent creation. She puts the MCU's Tony Stark to shame with Jarvis. Max also earned the distinction of being the first A.I. in a Marvel live action adaptation.
Jolene joins the list of characters who learns David's secret.
Many character like or love David Banner, but Joleen seeing him as her fantasy knight come alive was unique.
This might be the first time a character threatens Banner with exposing his secret to authorities.
David should have considered hanging around, or at least returning; Joleen's advanced intelligence and study of radiation theory probably would have found a cure for Banner.
David gets his own car! Logical (but short-lived) development--you can imagine David would find it a practical alternative to hitchhiking or trying to reach towns with a bus station.
Acknowledging reality, David asks Joleen if she's really 18 years old; he knows that transporting a minor he's not related to could be misconstrued as abduction, or contributing to the delinquency of a minor. That's the G-rated version of the way that kind of trouble can be interpreted.
Mr. Arnold works for the government, but we never learn which organization employs him.
GUEST CAST:
June Allyson (
Dr. Kate Lowell)--Golden Globe-winning screen legend Allyson is best known for
Two Girls and a Sailor,
The Glenn Miller Story, and a successful transition to TV. Her fantasy credits are thin--
- The Sixth Sense (NBC, 1972) - "Witness Within"
- Curse of the Black Widow (Dan Curtis Productions / ABC, 1977)
- Misfits of Science (NBC, 1985) - "Steer Crazy"
Robin Dearden (
Joleen Collins)--Dearden's acting began in Saturday morning fantasy, as a regular on
Magic Mongo, one of the segments of
The Krofft Supershow (ABC, 1976-78), and a guest appearance on another Krofft series,
Bigfoot and Wildboy (
"Meteor Menace" - 1979). Other fantasy roles include--
- The Incredible Hulk (CBS, 1981) - "Danny"
Lynn Carlin (
Elizabeth Collins)--
- Dead of Night AKA Deathdream (Quadrant Films, 1974)
- The Bionic Woman (NBC, 1978) - "The Martians Are Coming, The Martians Are Coming"
- Battle Beyond the Stars (New World Pictures, 1980)
- Darkroom (ABC, 1981) - "Catnip"
- Superstition (Carolco Entertainment, 1982)
Joseph Mascolo (
Mr. Arnold)--
- Monster Squad (NBC, 1976-77) - "Lawrence of Moravia"
- Jaws 2 (Universal, 1978 - with "Alice in Discoland's" Donna Wilkes)
- The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (NBC, 1989)