In the last few months I've tried and tried to enjoy different Star Trek novels, but I keep running into a few problems that just stop me cold. I know some writers frequent the board, maybe even an editor or two, so I'm hoping I can communicate this without it sounding like it's an attack or a shit post. I'm not naming writers or individual books that I don't like, that would be counter productive and lead to pointless arguments about taste. Maybe those more well-versed in Trek lit can help me out...
1. I want stand alone books, not continuity porn. Just once in awhile, maybe...please? Not every book needs to be part of a duology, trilogy, or push some tiny piece of the ever evolving meta-plot. Just gimme a novel I can pick up and enjoy that doesn't require reading a dozen other novels (or summaries) first just to know what the hell is going on.
And please, the terribly done info-dumps at the start of a given book just have to go. If you start in a scene and stop all forward momentum (dialogue, description, action, narration, etc.) to drop in an info-dump to explain the meta-plot, you're doing it wrong.
The vast majority of Trek stories on screen are stand-alone stories, give us more novels like that. You know, more stories that actually feel like a Star Trek episode, which really is...
2. I want something that feels like an expanded episode, not something wildly different than 99% of Star Trek that happens to occupy the same universe and use some familiar character names. Yes, I know it's a mandate from the publisher to do bigger, broader, and more far-reaching stories than could possibly have fitted into an hour or two of television, but that's missing the bloody point. I'm reading Trek tie-in novels because I want to get more of what I've seen on screen. I want Trek tie-in novels to feel like longer versions of episodes I've watched and loved. And yes, I know a done-in-one 45-minute episode doesn't have enough story to fill a novel, but a two- or three-part story could.
Just look at the Star Wars and Doctor Who tie-in novels. They feel like a story from their respective franchises. Why? Because they actively emulate their source franchises. But most Trek tie-in novels don't feel like Star Trek because they actively askew the feel of the franchise. Gimme a novel-length planet of the week story any day over the sprawl of multiple planets, multiple crews, multiple eras, and multiple timelines that's dominated most of the novel lines, which is really...
3. I want something that's not trying so damned hard to be EPIC!!! Really, I get it. We all love the franchise and when a writer gets their hands on a beloved franchise like this they want to really blow out the training wheels, but calm down, this isn't Game of Thrones. I don't need 17 different time periods, with 20 different viewpoint characters, with planets from across half the damned galaxy to enjoy a story.
I don't want sprawling, epic science fiction. I get that it's fun, sure it is. But it's only fun once in a while. Not constantly. Gimme one ship, with one crew, in a story that's told in chronological order, with one or only a few viewpoint characters, on one planet, with one basic problem to solve, that doesn't push or refer to a meta-plot...and one that's well-written. Tall order, I know, but come on.
I can hear the objections already, "So you want a small Trek story? That's no fun." Well, yes, I do want a small Trek story. You know, just like the 726 episodes of Star Trek that we've had. You know, the very heart of the franchise that we love and is the whole reason we'd like to read Trek lit in the first place. Only I can't seem to find any novels that actually feel like an expanded Star Trek episode.
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What it comes down to is I'm having a hell of a time finding even a single Trek novel that actually feels like a Star Trek story. I love the franchise, and am generally a fan of tie-in novels in general, but I can't seem to click with anything Trek lit is putting out. And no, I'm not saying they're objectively bad books because I don't happen to like anything I've read lately. Simply that it's puzzling to me why so many Trek books just don't feel like Star Trek stories.
1. I want stand alone books, not continuity porn. Just once in awhile, maybe...please? Not every book needs to be part of a duology, trilogy, or push some tiny piece of the ever evolving meta-plot. Just gimme a novel I can pick up and enjoy that doesn't require reading a dozen other novels (or summaries) first just to know what the hell is going on.
And please, the terribly done info-dumps at the start of a given book just have to go. If you start in a scene and stop all forward momentum (dialogue, description, action, narration, etc.) to drop in an info-dump to explain the meta-plot, you're doing it wrong.
The vast majority of Trek stories on screen are stand-alone stories, give us more novels like that. You know, more stories that actually feel like a Star Trek episode, which really is...
2. I want something that feels like an expanded episode, not something wildly different than 99% of Star Trek that happens to occupy the same universe and use some familiar character names. Yes, I know it's a mandate from the publisher to do bigger, broader, and more far-reaching stories than could possibly have fitted into an hour or two of television, but that's missing the bloody point. I'm reading Trek tie-in novels because I want to get more of what I've seen on screen. I want Trek tie-in novels to feel like longer versions of episodes I've watched and loved. And yes, I know a done-in-one 45-minute episode doesn't have enough story to fill a novel, but a two- or three-part story could.
Just look at the Star Wars and Doctor Who tie-in novels. They feel like a story from their respective franchises. Why? Because they actively emulate their source franchises. But most Trek tie-in novels don't feel like Star Trek because they actively askew the feel of the franchise. Gimme a novel-length planet of the week story any day over the sprawl of multiple planets, multiple crews, multiple eras, and multiple timelines that's dominated most of the novel lines, which is really...
3. I want something that's not trying so damned hard to be EPIC!!! Really, I get it. We all love the franchise and when a writer gets their hands on a beloved franchise like this they want to really blow out the training wheels, but calm down, this isn't Game of Thrones. I don't need 17 different time periods, with 20 different viewpoint characters, with planets from across half the damned galaxy to enjoy a story.
I don't want sprawling, epic science fiction. I get that it's fun, sure it is. But it's only fun once in a while. Not constantly. Gimme one ship, with one crew, in a story that's told in chronological order, with one or only a few viewpoint characters, on one planet, with one basic problem to solve, that doesn't push or refer to a meta-plot...and one that's well-written. Tall order, I know, but come on.
I can hear the objections already, "So you want a small Trek story? That's no fun." Well, yes, I do want a small Trek story. You know, just like the 726 episodes of Star Trek that we've had. You know, the very heart of the franchise that we love and is the whole reason we'd like to read Trek lit in the first place. Only I can't seem to find any novels that actually feel like an expanded Star Trek episode.
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What it comes down to is I'm having a hell of a time finding even a single Trek novel that actually feels like a Star Trek story. I love the franchise, and am generally a fan of tie-in novels in general, but I can't seem to click with anything Trek lit is putting out. And no, I'm not saying they're objectively bad books because I don't happen to like anything I've read lately. Simply that it's puzzling to me why so many Trek books just don't feel like Star Trek stories.